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Author Topic: CRADLE THE CHAMBER OF MY FERTILE PAIN (August 10, 2007)  (Read 3302 times)

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CRADLE THE CHAMBER OF MY FERTILE PAIN (August 10, 2007)
« on: August 10, 2007, 06:14:06 pm »
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=08102007

Still not fond of rappin' therapy sessions, but the Ray_and_Beef_Chat makes it worthwhile.
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Re: CRADLE THE CHAMBER OF MY FERTILE PAIN (August 10, 2007)
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2007, 06:18:45 pm »
The chat was indeed extremely funny. Good to see that Beef is letting out some of his bottled-up emotions by being sassy to Ray.

Also, I wonder what has changed between v6.0 (http://achewood.com/index.php?date=09102004) and v8.0?
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Re: CRADLE THE CHAMBER OF MY FERTILE PAIN (August 10, 2007)
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2007, 06:29:20 pm »
My life will not be complete until I have a chance to say "Dude did you just sit on a genius!?"

This might take a while because I am not getting out much these days...
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Re: CRADLE THE CHAMBER OF MY FERTILE PAIN (August 10, 2007)
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2007, 06:30:04 pm »
This storyline just gets exponentially better. And yes, I too must find a way to use "Dude did you just sit on a genius?" conversationally.
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Re: CRADLE THE CHAMBER OF MY FERTILE PAIN (August 10, 2007)
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2007, 06:48:08 pm »
Fuck! I was too slow. The Mayor beat me to the thread.

My choice of proper thread titles:
CHERISH ME. NOW.
WALLOW IN YOUR CHERISHES.

Heh, Chaka ain't take on complicated clients. Zing!

...At least Ray's brain is so smooth that he doesn't have to worry about storing complicated stuff, like geometry or other tough thoughts. The Chochacho medallion keeps his brain at 70 degrees, all the time.
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Re: CRADLE THE CHAMBER OF MY FERTILE PAIN (August 10, 2007)
« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2007, 06:49:48 pm »
Beef has Chaka's number.
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Re: CRADLE THE CHAMBER OF MY FERTILE PAIN (August 10, 2007)
« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2007, 06:52:02 pm »
as much as I want to go to grad school for psych, and be some sort of rad psych experiment person (?), another part of me wants to be This Dude. I will be like the guys in Fight Club, but instead of selling their own fat asses back to them, I will be subsisting off of their half-imagined traumas. Rich people have hell of scratch for therapy. (just kidding, I am not that crass in a couple of ways.)
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Re: CRADLE THE CHAMBER OF MY FERTILE PAIN (August 10, 2007)
« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2007, 07:16:34 pm »
It's like Beef's version of "say something nice about my dick!" Not that this is a bad thing. I would enjoy having somebody wallow in their cherishes of me. I also enjoy when people compliment my rad chilies.
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Re: CRADLE THE CHAMBER OF MY FERTILE PAIN (August 10, 2007)
« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2007, 07:44:51 pm »
Oh my goodness! I actually saw a Minnesota Timeline this very week! It made me a little mad, actually.
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Re: CRADLE THE CHAMBER OF MY FERTILE PAIN (August 10, 2007)
« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2007, 09:20:38 pm »
I will not have lived in vain if I never see a Kilty Monroe.
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Re: CRADLE THE CHAMBER OF MY FERTILE PAIN (August 10, 2007)
« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2007, 10:04:47 pm »
wallow in your cherishes.

what a great way to say.
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Re: CRADLE THE CHAMBER OF MY FERTILE PAIN (August 10, 2007)
« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2007, 10:13:10 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on August 10, 2007, 06:52:02 pm
as much as I want to go to grad school for psych, and be some sort of rad psych experiment person (?), another part of me wants to be This Dude. I will be like the guys in Fight Club, but instead of selling their own fat asses back to them, I will be subsisting off of their half-imagined traumas. Rich people have hell of scratch for therapy. (just kidding, I am not that crass in a couple of ways.)

Rich people are begging to be cheated.  How else can you explain Whole Foods Market and Starbucks Coffee?
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Re: CRADLE THE CHAMBER OF MY FERTILE PAIN (August 10, 2007)
« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2007, 11:45:51 pm »
I'll be damned, a harvest of quotes. I'm an idiot, I had never noticed the name of Beef's chat client until now... I melt.
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Re: CRADLE THE CHAMBER OF MY FERTILE PAIN (August 10, 2007)
« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2007, 11:50:38 pm »
Continuity alert:  In 2004, Stellas were chilly.  In 2006, Stellas were crispy.  Now it appears they are crunchy.  I must meditate deeply upon this.  Preferably as I brew up a batch of homebrew.
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Re: CRADLE THE CHAMBER OF MY FERTILE PAIN (August 10, 2007)
« Reply #14 on: August 11, 2007, 03:05:04 am »
"Tiny sad piece of bored hair." All is redeemed.
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