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[jay-ell]

Heh! Now I don't feel like such a pervert.

Oh, if you ever feel pervy, let me tell you about the latest Harry Potter movie, and what it did to my raging pregnancy hormones. 

It will make you feel better about life.  Even if you are the kind of person who is aroused by the idea of a foot with a vagina in it. 

[Bimmicus]

I've never set foot inside a Cold Stone Creamery. And after reading this thread, I never will. For this, I thank you from the bottom of my arteries.

[CortJstr]

Oh, if you ever feel pervy, let me tell you about the latest Harry Potter movie, and what it did to my raging pregnancy hormones. 

It will make you feel better about life.  Even if you are the kind of person who is aroused by the idea of a foot with a vagina in it. 

You might (not) want to look at the 3rd post down then.

[side_show]

You might (not) want to look at the 3rd post down then.

Oh man, Perez Hilton posted the full on nude photos on his blog.  The little boy face on the man body is disturbing and unsexy to me.  Especially the treasure trail.

[gearnest]

Hmmm. . . I don't think "bueno" has a tilde over the "n". . .

 

[linnea]

Hmmm. . . I don't think "bueno" has a tilde over the "n". . .

gloomba already beat you to it, hoss. I guess you didn't read the rest of the thread.

My favorite part of this strip is the incorrect ñ in "bueno."

Anyway...smells, when did Perez post that entry? I tried Perez's shittay search function but to no avail. The stuff that Perez posts on there...man, some of it is pretty damn scary.

[colmore]

So this is all just making me glad I tend not to go to chain *anything* and that I alternate my time between a still functional small city with a lot of cheap locally owneds and New York.

This kind of corporate forced whimsey tends to send my dignities right  into the dine-and-dashies.

And re: ordering things at places where the names are all in foreign: if I could pronounce it, I could probably cook it at home, that'll be a number thirty seven with vegetables.

[RMJ12345]

Cold Stone depresses me all around.  Aside from the size debacle, if you tip them, they have to sing degrading songs.  This discourages me from tipping, but then that makes me feel bad for not tipping.  Then I start worrying about what kind of circumstances forced them into getting a job where you have to sing for quarters.  A simple excursion to get ice cream becomes a spiral of shame and liberal guilt about my own privilege.  In general I prefer Baskin-Robbins.

I know! I will have a little extra change and put like a nickel in the jar, and then the poor high school waitstaff all look at each other and sing that terrible little song in the saddest voice.

I actually liked this strip. Good character study w/o going overboard.

[wombat]

I know! I will have a little extra change and put like a nickel in the jar, and then the poor high school waitstaff all look at each other and sing that terrible little song in the saddest voice.

Wow. That is so awful. I will also never go to this place. And we have one two blocks from here, so this is not an entirely empty threat.

[linnea]

I know! I will have a little extra change and put like a nickel in the jar, and then the poor high school waitstaff all look at each other and sing that terrible little song in the saddest voice.

I actually liked this strip. Good character study w/o going overboard.

Whenever I go to Cold Stone, which isn't that often because their stuff is godawful expensive... I always tip. However, I also preemptively say, "You guys don't have to sing" and then I put a dollar in the tip jar.

[CortJstr]

I've never heard this singing. Maybe because I actually know of more Maggie Moos than Cold Stones.

[jough]

I've never been to a Cold Stone, but now that I know that they sing for nickels, I'm so going there just to humiliate the staff.

Can you request which song they sing?

[side_show]

Anyway...smells, when did Perez post that entry? I tried Perez's shittay search function but to no avail. The stuff that Perez posts on there...man, some of it is pretty damn scary.

It was before his board got trashed due to illegally posting photos he didn't have the rights for.  The posts are gone, but here are the NSFW photos for you if you really wish to see them.  Like I said, less sexy, more creepy in my books.  There's a bunch more of them out there, they were all promos for Equus when Radcliffe was performing in it.

[jay-ell]

I...I want to look...but I'm afraid. 

Pedro is sort of baby-faced, he usually wears a goatee to "old him up" a little but on the rare occasions he goes clean-shaven he would still get carded for cigarettes.  So maybe this will be less traumatic for me than for smells? 

And honestly, it was more the appearance of DR in that white and navy ringer tee than anything else.  I don't know why, it was just...

There's no adjective I can place there without sounding creepy.  Sorry. 

[side_show]

There is a full-frontal, uncircumcised, quite hairy c*ck to be seen.  Next too a "sexy" hoss.

In case you don't know Equus is a play that focuses on a teen boy who is in termoil due to his Catholic mother and Atheist pseudo-hoss worshiping father.  The boy get sexual release by riding a hoss naked.  And eventually his sexual guilt, spurred on by his inability to be sexually aroused by a girl he takes to the stable, leads him to blind all the hosss in the stable.