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[Victoria Waterfield]

http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=08272007

I suppose Lyle had it coming.

[Arachno-capitalist]

Uh... I do this without court instruction. I just hours ago informed my new roommates of my caustic sense of humor and that they would learn or not learn how to not take me too seriously.

Me: So what are you studying?
roommate: film writing
Me:... well, my taxes support programs for people like you so I guess youre gonna be ok.
roommate: what?

[littlefallsmets]

Tell your roommates that you know an imaginary person on the internet with a degree in film writing and he fetches coffee for people at the age of twenty-eight. Tell them. WARN THEM!

Anyway, you just have to love those glasses with that shirt. Just haveta.

[melack]

I just... I just don't know if this strip could get any more ho-hum.

[iron_felix]

It must have been hard for Chris to follow up Alpo Philippe with something that wasn't disappointing.  I don't know why, but my first thought was that this might be the beginning of a new story arc.  I hope it isn't, but I think the joke may be funnier if you imagine it that way.  It ends like the Cartilage Head arc, with Onstad revealing that it's all actually based on the time he slept with a girl who told him she was eighteen.

I like how, true to all forms of government-issued ID, Lyle looks absolutely nothing like an asshole on his card.  The off-center pic is a perfect finishing touch.

[side_show]

i_f - that's a great new avatar.

A-CAP, everyday I pause and smile knowing that everyone in my province paid a little tiny bit to allow me to make my art, and that only a tenth of a percentile will ever see it, nevermind enjoy it.  Even better, people in my province are paying for me to write plays that mostly get produced out of province!  Screw you tax payer!  Screw you tax payer!  I suppose I should go door to door telling my neighbours that I'm an asshole now.  It would be a good way to meet everyone, and also I could learn pretty quickly where the nearest meth lab is.  Awesome!

[CortJstr]

But you still pay income tax, right Smells? Because you could always move to Ireland and freeload in style.

[Leon]

i like how in the last panel Lyle is trying hard to stay in character. he doesn't want to disappoint anyone

[side_show]

But you still pay income tax, right Smells? Because you could always move to Ireland and freeload in style.

I do, on my non-self employed stuff, but as a self-employed artist who works from home (thanks to my accountant genius guy) I get a fat check back every year as I can claim almost all my living expenses.

[CortJstr]

I do, on my non-self employed stuff, but as a self-employed artist who works from home (thanks to my accountant genius guy) I get a fat check back every year as I can claim almost all my living expenses.

Damn, I wish I was more creative so I could pay like no taxes. And depend on the popularity of my work in the general public for income. Assuming some agent/director/gallery owner/record label even decides to let it reach the public at all. OK, this is already too stressful for me, I'll stick with an office job. Plus, I can't write dialog, am tone deaf, have no concept of composition, &c, &c.

[side_show]

Hey guys! Smells just created a super-cool new sarcasm kiss. It stings a little when it's planted on you but the aftertaste is awesome and it's like watching fireworks free.

I wish I could claim the "Screw you tax payer!  Screw you tax payer!" as my own, but it is in fact from a Kids in the Hall sketch aired (I think) only on the Canadian version of the second season of the show.  Here's the transcript of the sketch.  It's a pretty enjoyable skit to watch as a Canadian artist.  I do chant it as a slogan fairly often though.

[theinevitable]

A-CAP a lot of people are reading this and saying "I knew it! I knew it! I knew those shit-smeared Mother Mary paintings were just big ol' Fuck Yous to the American public!"

[jaydub]

"I knew it! I knew it! I knew those shit-smeared Mother Mary paintings were just big ol' Fuck Yous to the American public!"

You mean they weren't?  Art confuses me, then.
Well, even without that - it confuses me.  Fortunately, this is a state I enjoy.  Senility should be a ball.

[AlohaDawg]

I do, on my non-self employed stuff, but as a self-employed artist who works from home (thanks to my accountant genius guy) I get a fat check back every year as I can claim almost all my living expenses.

But you also get that swell Socialized Medicine, too.

[Arachno-capitalist]

"self-employed" artists and whatever have unions here in the city where they work as a group to get healthcare and other benefits. Not sure how they would work out a strike...