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Re: Fridge contents?
« Reply #15 on: August 29, 2007, 05:36:44 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on August 29, 2007, 05:22:19 pm
The cheapest, cheesiest frige thermometer ever.

I hereby dub this Chester the thermometer. It isn't easy, bein' cheesy.
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Re: Fridge contents?
« Reply #16 on: August 29, 2007, 06:09:50 pm »
What's wrong with Gulden's mustard?!
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Re: Fridge contents?
« Reply #17 on: August 29, 2007, 07:02:36 pm »
Quote from: KeithHernandez on August 29, 2007, 07:48:59 am
To my credit:  I live in a 3.2% alcohol state, which means (various things).

I'm going to prefer to think that it means the State expects you to walk around with 3.2% blood alcohol content, and no petty, niggling facts you folks might bring up will convince me differently.
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Re: Fridge contents?
« Reply #18 on: August 29, 2007, 10:28:26 pm »
Hmm, if its .032%, then a 160lb male would need to maintain an average intake of 3 dry martinis per 4.5 hours to remain legal.  That would indeed be a pleasant state.
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Re: Fridge contents?
« Reply #19 on: August 29, 2007, 11:18:09 pm »
Quote from: jaydub on August 29, 2007, 10:28:26 pm
Hmm, if its .032%, then a 160lb male would need to maintain an average intake of 3 dry martinis per 4.5 hours to remain legal.  That would indeed be a pleasant state.

Nice work, pedant. I said 3.2%, and that's what I'm sticking with.
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Re: Fridge contents?
« Reply #20 on: August 29, 2007, 11:34:01 pm »
Man, I don't even have a fridge.
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« Reply #21 on: August 30, 2007, 03:35:04 am »
Damn, gloomba, you got a defective pancreas or what?

Nabu, all my friends from other states just get all incredulous when I try to explain 3.2% beer. Stupid ass blue laws. Their eyes get all big and their lower lip gets all wobbly as they try to wrap their minds around the concept: "Y'mean...they FORCE retailers to sell watered-down beer??"

"Yes, Virginia, and 3.2 is the only kind you can buy at a grocery store or gas station. If you want liquor you have to go to a separate liquor store."
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Re: Fridge contents?
« Reply #22 on: August 30, 2007, 04:10:05 am »
Quote from: linnea on August 30, 2007, 03:35:04 am
Damn, gloomba, you got a defective pancreas or what?

Nabu, all my friends from other states just get all incredulous when I try to explain 3.2% beer. Stupid ass blue laws. Their eyes get all big and their lower lip gets all wobbly as they try to wrap their minds around the concept: "Y'mean...they FORCE retailers to sell watered-down beer??"

"Yes, Virginia, and 3.2 is the only kind you can buy at a grocery store or gas station. If you want liquor you have to go to a separate liquor store."

This is fucked. Its time for the revolution.
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Re: Fridge contents?
« Reply #23 on: August 30, 2007, 04:46:59 am »
I too have experienced the effects of legislated morality in the form of watered-down beer. When I was stationed in Oklahoma for a short time, it was all that was available to drink. Along with the horrible strip clubs that were the height of entertainment in Lawton, OK left a bad taste in my mouth.

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Re: Fridge contents?
« Reply #24 on: August 30, 2007, 04:50:00 am »
On the flip side of this, though, were those lovely nights at college when we got our hands on Molson XXX.

Oh, Canada, if only we were as drunk as you we'd be all mellow and get everyone free health care and then... like... when we were pissed off and hung over the next day, we'd just beat each other with sticks while skating!

If we broke some legs? Who cares?

Free health care.
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Re: Fridge contents?
« Reply #25 on: August 30, 2007, 04:52:49 am »
Quote from: nDed on August 29, 2007, 11:34:01 pm
Man, I don't even have a fridge.

What the hell do you keep your food in??

Quote from: A-CAP on August 30, 2007, 04:10:05 am
This is fucked. Its time for the revolution.

Yes. YES!!!

Quote from: lprkn on August 30, 2007, 04:46:59 am
I too have experienced the effects of legislated morality in the form of watered-down beer. When I was stationed in Oklahoma for a short time, it was all that was available to drink. Along with the horrible strip clubs that were the height of entertainment in Lawton, OK left a bad taste in my mouth.

"If we can't stop them from drinking, then by God we'll make them drink more, so we can tax it." - Imaginary Oklahomean(?) legislator. (has a large mustache)

Hehehehe... the imaginary mustache. Tiny can. Legislated morality is teh suck. Legislator, tell you whut: Folks still get drunk on 3.2 beer, they just drink more of it.

Quote from: littlefallsmets on August 30, 2007, 04:50:00 am
On the flip side of this, though, were those lovely nights at college when we got our hands on Molson XXX.

Oh, Canada, if only we were as drunk as you we'd be all mellow and get everyone free health care and then... like... when we were pissed off and hung over the next day, we'd just beat each other with sticks while skating!

If we broke some legs? Who cares?

Free health care.

Hee... O Canada, Our Home And Native Laaaand...
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Re: Fridge contents?
« Reply #26 on: August 30, 2007, 05:14:55 am »
Good things:

1. Half a bottle of diet peach soda that I bought for someone, once
2. The raw materials for just about any tasty mexican food type
3. Milton's whole grain bread
4. Better than Bullion (chicken - the beef has not been opened yet)
5. Dale's Seasoning

Shameful things:
1. Pre-minced garlic in a jar (I am lazy)
2. Store-brand no-cholesterol eggs
3. Stew meat (frozen) that I bought in April
4. Edamame (frozen) that I never wanted but bought anyway
5. Tyson buffalo-style chicken tenders
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« Reply #27 on: August 30, 2007, 01:18:36 pm »
I love me some frozen edamame. I used to get fresh but it comes in like 3 lb containers and I could never stir fry it all before it went bad.
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Re: Fridge contents?
« Reply #28 on: August 30, 2007, 02:26:11 pm »
Quote from: linnea on August 30, 2007, 04:52:49 am
What the hell do you keep your food in??

Well, I don't own a fridge, but there's a communal fridge in the basement. I'm at college, by the way.
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Re: Fridge contents?
« Reply #29 on: September 01, 2007, 01:42:24 am »
Quote from: CortJstr on August 30, 2007, 01:18:36 pm
I love me some frozen edamame. I used to get fresh but it comes in like 3 lb containers and I could never stir fry it all before it went bad.

Stirfry it? Is that the only way you eat it?
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