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fuck*ng Comcast Killed Roast Beef! (10-16-03)
« on: October 16, 2003, 10:57:42 am »
I too know the pain of Comcast's cable modem going down, as it does so as often as a Thai whore.

Who among us hasn't felt that junkie's twinge of nervousness when they were away from e-mail, the internet, and dare I say it?, this board, for more than a few hours.

Hell, I wake up in a nervous sweat due to what I'm missing while I SLEEP.

Yes, that silver bullet to the head is the only way, my friends...

the only way...

Strip.
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fuck*ng Comcast Killed Roast Beef! - 16 October 2003
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2003, 11:14:36 am »
Only if you're a god-damned warewolf.
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fuck*ng Comcast Killed Roast Beef! - 16 October 2003
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2003, 11:28:19 am »
"Ware"wolf? Is this more computer slang that shoots over my head like ping-pong balls from a Thai whore?

Your post beat the strip today, jough. Oh, and fuck Comcast.
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fuck*ng Comcast Killed Roast Beef! - 16 October 2003
« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2003, 11:36:53 am »
Comcast... They be the American BT? They sure sound it.

Oh, and is today like, Thai Whore day or something?
Am I supposed to run out and find one?
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fuck*ng Comcast Killed Roast Beef! - 16 October 2003
« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2003, 11:38:55 am »
Ok, who was supposed to send slink the memo?
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fuck*ng Comcast Killed Roast Beef! - 16 October 2003
« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2003, 11:40:18 am »
D'oh.
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Re: fuck*ng Comcast Killed Roast Beef! - 16 October 2003
« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2003, 12:27:58 pm »
Quote from: "jough"
I too know the pain of Comcast's cable modem going down, as it does so as often as a Thai whore.

Who among us hasn't felt that junkie's twinge of nervousness when they were away from e-mail, the internet, and dare I say it?, this board, for more than a few hours.

Hell, I wake up in a nervous sweat due to what I'm missing while I SLEEP.

Yes, that silver bullet to the head is the only way, my friends...

the only way...


Wasn't Beef supposed to have a bullet in his spine anyway? Doesn't that give him a passable internet connection through his MIND?
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fuck*ng Comcast Killed Roast Beef! - 16 October 2003
« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2003, 12:35:58 pm »
Beef's supposed to have an entire Aibo in his spine. But I'm guessing he either uses 802.11g or Bluetooth to his machine or the router.
I mean he still needs some sort of hardwire connection to the Net somewhere.
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fuck*ng Comcast Killed Roast Beef! - 16 October 2003
« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2003, 12:58:01 pm »
Quote from: "slink"
Comcast... They be the American BT? They sure sound it.


They're one of the 3 largest cable TV monopolies over hear. So a lot of people have no choice but to use them for cable internet as well. Their TV prices/reception/equipment sucks compared to a dish but for a lot of people there are no options.

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Wasn't Beef supposed to have a bullet in his spine anyway? Doesn't that give him a passable internet connection through his MIND?


It did say passable. So I'm thinking it's like using a cell phone or something. He can like read e-mail and stuff but wouldn't want to really surf.

I'm trying to figure out the sites. I see ebay, toothpaste for dinner, the onion, the drudge report (!), slashdot, imbd, yahoo news, k10k (?), paypal, leisuretown (?), and possible hot or not.
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fuck*ng Comcast Killed Roast Beef! - 16 October 2003
« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2003, 01:05:57 pm »
And, Fortean times, Cnet, and Suicide Girls.
So, Beef digs goth chicks.
Damn I am him...
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fuck*ng Comcast Killed Roast Beef! - 16 October 2003
« Reply #10 on: October 16, 2003, 02:15:18 pm »
Quote from: "slink"
And, Fortean times, Cnet, and Suicide Girls.
So, Beef digs goth chicks.
Damn I am him...


It's funny. I actually run a goth industrial night in D.C. (http://www.chiaroscuro-dc.com) -- repeated exposure to that genre totally kills the attraction. Goth women are sexy until they open their mouths :(
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fuck*ng Comcast Killed Roast Beef! - 16 October 2003
« Reply #11 on: October 16, 2003, 02:50:10 pm »
Quote from: "Bobby Isosceles"

It's funny. I actually run a goth industrial night in D.C. (http://www.chiaroscuro-dc.com) -- repeated exposure to that genre totally kills the attraction. Goth women are sexy until they open their mouths :(


Generally very, very true.
And I'm nore, per se attracted to goths. It's... well very complicated like every other aspect of my personality.
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fuck*ng Comcast Killed Roast Beef! - 16 October 2003
« Reply #12 on: October 16, 2003, 03:14:13 pm »
'Doctor comes in
he's seen it before'

Gotta love the lack of punctuation.  It's so Beef.
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fuck*ng Comcast Killed Roast Beef! - 16 October 2003
« Reply #13 on: October 16, 2003, 04:23:16 pm »
I'm going to a film festival next weekend and I'm hoping I can sneak up and use one of the university's computers to at least check my mail.

And I just saw a bunch of goths in their Sunday best at the Ren Fest last weekend. But did any of them have badass claws like I did? No, they did not.
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fuck*ng Comcast Killed Roast Beef! - 16 October 2003
« Reply #14 on: October 16, 2003, 04:32:08 pm »
I once worked for a broadband company that was sold to another company and this resulted in outages that lasted up to three weeks for some customers.  I can not possibly explain the freakouts I heard from those people.  It was crazy - like I'd taken their first born child and fed it to a pack of rabid dogs or something.
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