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[Toaster]

I just did that Google search out of curiosity, and it wasn't so bad as you make it sound. There were some boobs, sure, and a (clothed) elderly woman, and some ladies double penetrating their pu$$ys. But that was all.

[RMJ12345]

One thing that bugged all the way through the HP books was Rowlings' ham-fisted manner of describing her straw-man villain-types. The Dursleys are always "piggish", and we're constantly reminded that Umbridge looks like a toad. Fine, fine, there's a big neon sign over their heads that says "HATE THIS PERSON." We get it, already.

QFT. I just didn't notice it as much in the HP series. And I really don't think she was THAT bad with the adjectives.

[CortJstr]

I thought this about Homer, too, but apparently it is OK when an old greek guy does it (I am not being facetious or sarcastic, I actually brought this up to my english teacher in 8th grade)

In the Fagles translations he explains the likely reason that each character repetitive descriptors was to make it easier to memorize and retell the story. The major characters had 2 or 3 and he just used whichever one fit the meter of that particular line.

But swift footed Achilles does get old after a while.

[linnea]

today, my friend needed a graphic for something.
she typed into Google Image Search, I shit you not, "amateur night."
I screamed "NOOOOO!" but she had already hit enter.

That is like poetry, dude. The poetry of typing weird shit into Google.

[jay-ell]

One time I discovered -- through the miracle of auto-complete -- that someone had used my computer to Google the phrase, "spider-man boobs." 

[littlefallsmets]

Bringing everything we've been talking about the last few weeks full circle...

Searching this on Deviantart, I found this...

EDIT: Uhm... apparently the board's filters won't let me post this URL, something keeps getting turned into "cock".

Suffice to say, there is someone in the world who gets off on drawing male superheroes as pregnant teenage girls.

http://frontios.deviantart.cock-in-Black-Spider-54725886

EDITX2: B-a-c-k translates to cock? Oh man. Discussing Michael J Fox's career should be interesting from now on.

[linnea]

Bringing everything we've been talking about the last few weeks full circle...

Searching this on Deviantart, I found this...

EDIT: Uhm... apparently the board's filters won't let me post this URL, something keeps getting turned into "cock".

Suffice to say, there is someone in the world who gets off on drawing male superheroes as pregnant teenage girls.

http://frontios.deviantart.cock-in-Black-Spider-54725886

EDITX2: B-a-c-k translates to cock? Oh man. Discussing Michael J Fox's career should be interesting from now on.

Something inside me just died when I viewed that deviantart page.

[littlefallsmets]

Basically, when I say that one of my favourite things in the world to do is to c-h-e-c-k out pornography that in no way interests me sexually but is comically interesting as hell, I am talking about these kinds of things.

People who want to be were-ducks or cyborgs or to fuck ladies who are invisible or... people who want to turn boy superheroes into pregnant ladies, in this example... or want to stretch like silly putty for sexual purposes or just really get off on seeing feet go into food or masturbate to cartoon animals non-sexually eating each other or... you know... go wild.

After Andy Kaufman and MST3K, this is the third funniest thing of all time to me, fetishes that make no logical sense and yet there they are and people are sexualizing the hell out of them.

At least in terms of repeatability of comedy, y'know.

The Book of Revelations is probably THE funniest thing ever written but it gets depressing when you remember that actual people believe it and want it to happen in their lifetimes and so on.

EDIT: I see we will be using a lot of dashes from here on out.

[jaydub]

Basically, when I say that one of my favourite things in the world to do is to c-h-e-c-k out pornography that in no way interests me sexually but is comically interesting as hell, I am talking about these kinds of things.

....

EDIT: I see we will be using a lot of dashes from here on out.

And risking the pimp hand?  We may be on course for getting "the" filtered.

[V-Adore]

I remember, as a youngling on Usenet, hearing third- or fourth-hand about a man who had a fetish for burning loafers.

Then, as now, I've had a very simple question: how does one realize you're into that kind of thing? "Oh, my god, I just dropped my lighter on my foot! My shoe's on -- oh, god, I have THE BIGGEST BONER"

[jaydub]

Do fetishes exist before you know about them?  Maybe we all have some sort of extreme kink that fortune has not yet allowed us to stumble across.  Get experimenting people!

[littlefallsmets]

Fetishes can neither be created nor destroyed, they are merely awesome.

[Arachno-capitalist]

I wouldnt be suprised if half the people at A-CAP have this site as their homepage.
NSFW http://www.mukiskitchen.com/home.html

[theinevitable]

In the Fagles translations he explains the likely reason that each character repetitive descriptors was to make it easier to memorize and retell the story. The major characters had 2 or 3 and he just used whichever one fit the meter of that particular line.

yeah, that was why it was funny that I brought it up to my teacher.

[RMJ12345]

Do fetishes exist before you know about them?  Maybe we all have some sort of extreme kink that fortune has not yet allowed us to stumble across.  Get experimenting people!

I know it's probably not rad to quote Questionable Content on this board, but: <a href="http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=715#>Quantum Fetish Mechanics states that the act of thinking up a fetish causes it to exist.[/url]

QC is lame now, but I read it every day.