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Re: Alcohol in AK and Iraq
« Reply #15 on: September 04, 2007, 05:29:49 am »
Re: Alcohol in AK and Iraq
Alcohol is profoundly easy to make from any fruit. It doesnt require any rocket science or sneeking-in.

Also, as long as were taking off with this topic: The Inev Got Laid drink-
Cook 3 scallops in Extra virgin Olive Oil
drop scallops in beer mug with 3 oz champagne
1 oz grenadine
fill to top with malt liquor of choice
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Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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Re: New Drinks in the Style of Ray and Showbiz...
« Reply #16 on: September 04, 2007, 05:32:14 am »
...wtf? I am not sure what that is supposed to mean on any level.
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Re: New Drinks in the Style of Ray and Showbiz...
« Reply #17 on: September 04, 2007, 05:34:14 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on September 04, 2007, 05:32:14 am
...wtf? I am not sure what that is supposed to mean on any level.

Its an actual drink that tastes OK based on Virgins, drunkenness and celebration.
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Guy at my watering hole: "Acap, why do you keep coming to Jack's?They just serve shitty burgers and happen to have beers on tap."
Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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Re: Alcohol in AK and Iraq
« Reply #18 on: September 04, 2007, 01:15:52 pm »
Quote from: A-CAP on September 04, 2007, 05:29:49 am
Re: Alcohol in AK and Iraq
Alcohol is profoundly easy to make from any fruit. It doesnt require any rocket science or sneeking-in.

Said the dude who has been to neither place. I guess you don't know what a dry village is like. They search your luggage. It's not like you can bring in a fuck*ng pot still or homebrew ingredients. And mmmmm re: pruno.
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Re: Alcohol in AK and Iraq
« Reply #19 on: September 04, 2007, 04:01:24 pm »
Quote from: A-CAP on September 04, 2007, 05:29:49 am
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Alcohol is profoundly easy to make from any fruit. It doesnt require any rocket science or sneeking-in.

Yeah, I don't want to try to explian how I blew my room up.
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Re: Alcohol in AK and Iraq
« Reply #20 on: September 04, 2007, 05:25:43 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on September 04, 2007, 04:01:24 pm
Yeah, I don't want to try to explian how I blew my room up.
How long are your rotations?  I feel like its about 6 weeks?  You could definitely make rotgut-quality mead in that time frame.  Packets of dry yeast are pretty easy to smuggle.  The commissary won't miss a few of these:
.  It ferments out dry, so it doesn't actually taste much like honey.
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Re: New Drinks in the Style of Ray and Showbiz...
« Reply #21 on: September 04, 2007, 05:58:52 pm »
Two weeks, and my alternate (the guy who is in my room while I am gone) never drinks, although he played college hockey (so you know he's pretty serious about it). I suspect if I had a mead-production operation under the sink, he'd probably feel obligated to tell the Queen about it.
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Re: New Drinks in the Style of Ray and Showbiz...
« Reply #22 on: September 05, 2007, 04:44:28 am »
It is Alaska, who needs to drink?  Can't you get meth and weed from everyone there?
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Re: New Drinks in the Style of Ray and Showbiz...
« Reply #23 on: September 05, 2007, 05:58:20 am »
Did anyone else notice this is the only post the author has made?
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Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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Re: New Drinks in the Style of Ray and Showbiz...
« Reply #24 on: September 05, 2007, 06:12:01 am »
Hey, whose idea was it to mix Budweiser and Clamato, anyway? And how do I quash my inexplicable urge to sample this vile concoction?
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Re: New Drinks in the Style of Ray and Showbiz...
« Reply #25 on: September 05, 2007, 06:48:08 am »
"Purple Drank" (traditional)
Some UV Blue (raspberry vodka)
cherry limeade.
the result is purple. Conventionally, it is drank out of something other than a cup, for novelty.
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Re: New Drinks in the Style of Ray and Showbiz...
« Reply #26 on: September 05, 2007, 07:14:46 am »
Are you sure you aren't talking about liquid codeine sprite and vodka?  Any number of substitutes exist for the last two of the equation.  Styrofoam cup necessary.
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Re: New Drinks in the Style of Ray and Showbiz...
« Reply #27 on: September 05, 2007, 01:58:51 pm »
Quote from: A-CAP on September 05, 2007, 05:58:20 am
Did anyone else notice this is the only post the author has made?

Yes.
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Re: New Drinks in the Style of Ray and Showbiz...
« Reply #28 on: September 05, 2007, 10:16:17 pm »
Quote from: gloomba on September 05, 2007, 01:58:51 pm
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So this guy just dropped in to ask for random drink recipes? What?
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Re: New Drinks in the Style of Ray and Showbiz...
« Reply #29 on: September 05, 2007, 10:39:38 pm »
Well, we've got 117 members with no posts and 95 with one, so it's not terribly surprising.
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