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Re: Kawlidj Futte-bawl
« Reply #15 on: September 06, 2007, 04:29:29 am »
I am an Auburn alumnus.  You do not need to tell me that the BCS is fucked.  I know this already.



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Re: Kawlidj Futte-bawl
« Reply #16 on: September 06, 2007, 02:06:29 pm »
Likewise. And the rankings are absurd.
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Re: Kawlidj Futte-bawl
« Reply #17 on: September 06, 2007, 05:04:22 pm »
Basically, the only things holding college football back from a playoff are...

The money guys behind the bowls fearing that change will make them less profitable and the conference guys afraid that sane open competition will take away the arbitrary power of this conference or that.

Eight team playoff, take the four BCS bowls rotate them through the playoffs, every year one of them gets the final, two of them get the semifinal and one of them gets whichever of the quarterfinals they decide is the most interesting television draw... the other three quarterfinals go permanently to the three second-tier bowls with the longest traditions or whatever.

Quarterfinals Christmas week, semis the "traditional" New Years week, the final the week after that.

The six BCS conference champions get six spots, the next best two teams get the other two spots.

All the other crap bowls can still be the consolation games they've been since the BCS started to begin with.

Real. Real. Easy.

Except for the money.

Of course none of this applies to me as a 'Cuse alum as they are the worst team in the least-major of the major conferences.

They ain't goin' nowhere.
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Re: Kawlidj Futte-bawl
« Reply #18 on: September 06, 2007, 11:08:56 pm »
The worst thing about the polls is that they are, themselves, based on preseason polls, which are just guesses.
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Re: Kawlidj Futte-bawl
« Reply #19 on: September 07, 2007, 04:54:15 am »
Fuck me I am in an airport bar and I am, god help me, watching UCLA playing WSU. No such game this weekend, you say? No, I ma watch Mike Riley coaching the worst fuck*ng player ever to happen to the Bolts - Ryan fuck*ng Leaf. Jesus. I might as well start drinking Jaeger and Calmato.
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Re: Kawlidj Futte-bawl
« Reply #20 on: September 07, 2007, 05:23:29 am »
Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on September 07, 2007, 04:54:15 am
Fuck me I am in an airport bar and I am, god help me, watching UCLA playing WSU. No such game this weekend, you say? No, I ma watch Mike Riley coaching the worst fuck*ng player ever to happen to the Bolts - Ryan fuck*ng Leaf. Jesus. I might as well start drinking Jaeger and Calmato.
Not to rub too much salt in, but you have to admit, as train wrecks go he was even better than Todd Marinovich.  (Who, incidentally, got busted a few days ago for resisting arrest while - I kid you not - skateboarding illegally.  His resistance might have had something to do with the syringe full of meth he was carrying.)
Edit:  I take it back.  On further reflection Leaf isn't as spectacular a train wreck as Marinovich.  He doesn't even excel at sucking.
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Re: Kawlidj Futte-bawl
« Reply #21 on: September 07, 2007, 05:26:42 am »
He couldn't even give us the pleasure of that, because he is now a reasonably successful college football and golf coach. I want the crank addict skate-boarder! Plus, Marinovich didn't cost anywhere near as much.
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Re: Kawlidj Futte-bawl
« Reply #22 on: September 07, 2007, 08:03:32 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on September 07, 2007, 04:54:15 am
Jaeger and Calmato.

My head got all swimmy, and my eyes teared up when I read that.  It's like my soul could taste the concept.  When foodies go to hell, they're served fennel and anise stuffed oysters, sauteed in a licorice bridge mix roux.  It goes well with a chilled cough syrup.
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Re: Kawlidj Futte-bawl
« Reply #23 on: September 07, 2007, 08:07:13 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on September 07, 2007, 04:54:15 am
I might as well start drinking Jaeger and Calmato.

i seriously felt ill after i read this. so ill i ate a maalox.
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Re: Kawlidj Futte-bawl
« Reply #24 on: September 07, 2007, 08:35:09 pm »
Quote from: smick on September 07, 2007, 08:03:32 pm
My head got all swimmy, and my eyes teared up when I read that.  It's like my soul could taste the concept.  When foodies go to hell, they're served fennel and anise stuffed oysters, sauteed in a licorice bridge mix roux.  It goes well with a chilled cough syrup.

I thought that in hell foodies just ate at the Cheesecake Factory and Olive Garden. And Ranch 1 for lunch.
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Re: Kawlidj Futte-bawl
« Reply #25 on: September 07, 2007, 08:39:01 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on September 07, 2007, 08:35:09 pm
I thought that in hell foodies just ate at the Cheesecake Factory and Olive Garden. And Ranch 1 for lunch.

the fuck you got against the cheesecake factory? that place is on point.
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Re: Kawlidj Futte-bawl
« Reply #26 on: September 07, 2007, 08:53:28 pm »
I know many foodies that consider Arbys to be the worst food on Earth but, like, to be honest, I find it to be slightly better than most fast-food. Basically crude gut-filler and I don't wanna know what the hell is in it but usually better than other fast food equivs.
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Re: Kawlidj Futte-bawl
« Reply #27 on: September 07, 2007, 09:48:42 pm »
Quote from: A-CAP on September 07, 2007, 08:39:01 pm
the fuck you got against the cheesecake factory? that place is on point.
They have awesome cheesecake. Aside from that, they have a huge, terrible menu full of mediocre food.
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Re: Kawlidj Futte-bawl
« Reply #28 on: September 07, 2007, 09:58:08 pm »
Quote from: linnea on September 07, 2007, 09:48:42 pm
They have awesome cheesecake. Aside from that, they have a huge, terrible menu full of mediocre food.

And I don't like cheesecake. Plus there's always people waiting outside, even when the mom-n-pop restaurant around the corner has free tables from which to enjoy their much tastier food.
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Re: Kawlidj Futte-bawl
« Reply #29 on: September 09, 2007, 01:18:25 am »
Go ahead and continue to take this topic on walkabout, because the Broncos got beat by Washington today, so their season is just as over as Michigan's.
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