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7 September 2007 - My brain just told me I was done!
« on: September 07, 2007, 12:14:38 am »
Ray likes to yank Teodor's chain.  I'm sure I'd do the same in a similar situation.  Perhaps not with furious ding-dongs however. 


Edited to fix stupid curly brace.
Edit again: and misquote in title.  Thank God I don't work for a newspaper.  Actually, I'd probably fit right in.
« Last Edit: September 07, 2007, 12:18:44 am by jaydub »
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Re: 7 September 2007 - My brain just told me I was done!
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2007, 12:22:43 am »
Nintendo have made so much crazy shit over the years I'm sure one of their products must have looked like a dick.

I am deeply pleased by Ray's look of delight at the end there.
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« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2007, 12:24:27 am »
I recently found my original nintendo in my aunts basement and played super contra for hours.
Also, Onstad's cock obsession continues.

Further, Is Ray gay? Is Onstand? Who is the real lover of the cock?
« Last Edit: September 07, 2007, 12:35:46 am by NYU »
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Re: 7 September 2007 - My brain just told me I was done!
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2007, 12:33:17 am »
Furious ding-dongs.
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Re: 7 September 2007 - My brain just told me I was done!
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2007, 12:43:26 am »
Quote from: Ruta Bagas on September 07, 2007, 12:22:43 am
I'm sure one of their products must have looked like a dick.

It ain't even that old:


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Re: 7 September 2007 - My brain just told me I was done!
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2007, 12:51:12 am »
The question is, why does Teodor ask Ray to draw him something phallic in the first instance?
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Re: 7 September 2007 - My brain just told me I was done!
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2007, 01:03:49 am »
It's just like TOUAMB, random words suddenly become cock.
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Re: 7 September 2007 - My brain just told me I was done!
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2007, 01:08:00 am »
This is definitely very much like how my brother loves to ask people, if they had to eat an animal c*ck... they were forced to enjoy a free dinner of animal c*ck... which animal's c*ck would they eat? He tries to make it sound as normal as possible at first but it quickly becomes just him enjoying weirding people out by saying "walrus cock" out loud and such.

My brother is very much like Ray.
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Re: 7 September 2007 - My brain just told me I was done!
« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2007, 01:14:53 am »
Quote from: CortJstr on September 07, 2007, 01:03:49 am
It's just like TOUAMB, random words suddenly become cock.

OH!  I get it!  check chock chuck clock.  It's all becoming clear. 

Heh heh.  Clever. 
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Re: 7 September 2007 - My brain just told me I was done!
« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2007, 01:29:05 am »
Quote from: jaydub on September 07, 2007, 12:43:26 am
It ain't even that old:




OBJECTION!  Those are third-party accessories.
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Re: 7 September 2007 - My brain just told me I was done!
« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2007, 01:57:01 am »
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This is definitely very much like how my brother loves to ask people, if they had to eat an animal cock... they were forced to enjoy a free dinner of animal cock... which animal's cock would they eat?

there is a thing among several of my friends that...
Truth or dare?
Dare!
Eat Poop.

Oh... um... truth! I meant truth!
Whose poop would you eat?
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Re: 7 September 2007 - My brain just told me I was done!
« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2007, 03:04:30 am »
Oh, hahaha, dick jokes. Drawing dicks, no less. I think that Onstad must have seen the heinous trainwreck that is Superbad. I did not find this strip to bring teh funny, but maybe that's because Superbad pissed me off so much.
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Re: 7 September 2007 - My brain just told me I was done!
« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2007, 03:47:38 am »
Well, in this strip's defense, it's not so much a dick joke as it is a...

"Holy crap, this is what counts as a joke in Ray's head" joke.

Or maybe I'm givin' it too much credit.
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Re: 7 September 2007 - My brain just told me I was done!
« Reply #13 on: September 07, 2007, 03:55:27 am »
that movie, I liked it.

except I saw it with my best friend's girlfriend, so every time I laughed she said something along the lines of "is that how you and Michael talk about me?"

the answer is "have you met michael?" and then she laughs. Because he is the kind of guy that says
"oh, um, so. do you know about the... the thing with...(girlfriend)? do you know about that?"
"yes, michael. I know."
"we slept together."
"um. yes. that's what I knew."
"oh. I thought... ok. that makes sense."
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Re: 7 September 2007 - My brain just told me I was done!
« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2007, 05:50:41 am »
Holy shit was Superbad funny. I'm still literally sore from laughing so much.  I haven't laughed that much at a movie since Kingpin back in '96.

Seriously, seriously funny, and this strip seriously, seriously ripped off one of the biggest jokes in that movie, but did so clumsily and without panache.

For SHAME, Mr. Onstad. 

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