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Re: Snakes in a Drink
« Reply #15 on: September 14, 2007, 04:56:20 pm »
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Re: Snakes in a Drink
« Reply #16 on: September 14, 2007, 05:41:32 pm »
drinking the fermented blood and venom of an endangered poisonous snake has made it to my list of things to do before i die.
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Re: Snakes in a Drink
« Reply #17 on: September 14, 2007, 05:51:24 pm »
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drinking the fermented blood and venom of an endangered poisonous snake has made it to my list of things to do IMMEDIATELY before i die.

Fixed that for ya.
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Re: Snakes in a Drink
« Reply #18 on: September 14, 2007, 07:40:58 pm »
Quote from: side_show on September 14, 2007, 04:56:20 pm
Education people.

From there: "According to Wang Fuxing, the general secretary of the Association for the Conservation of Wild Fauna in China, 'the traders exaggerate the protein qualities of snake meat, which makes the consumers seek this dish more and more in restaurants.'"

Wang Fuxing, even though I am positive you pronounce your name completely differently than I am currently doing, I think you have the best name ever.
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Re: Snakes in a Drink
« Reply #19 on: September 14, 2007, 10:17:53 pm »
I'm pretty sure it sounds like "wong foo-shing'", which still sounds sort of rad.
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Re: Snakes in a Drink
« Reply #20 on: September 14, 2007, 10:44:22 pm »
WHY IS CHINESE TRANSLITERATED IN A WAY INCONSISTENT WITH ENGLISH PRONUNCIATION!? FUCK!

I feel like Wombat answered this earlier. It just... still pisses me off.
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Re: Snakes in a Drink
« Reply #21 on: September 15, 2007, 12:42:59 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on September 14, 2007, 10:44:22 pm
WHY IS CHINESE TRANSLITERATED IN A WAY INCONSISTENT WITH ENGLISH PRONUNCIATION!? FUCK!

I feel like Wombat answered this earlier. It just... still pisses me off.

Because it's all ching chong wing wong. I mean, DUH.
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Re: Snakes in a Drink
« Reply #22 on: September 15, 2007, 02:40:21 am »
OK, having occasionally and recently defended snakes on this very board, I would like to say that - especially after clicking on Paul's picture, I am quite sure that there is no place for motherfuck*ng snakes in motherfuck*ng beverages.  No matter what Wikipedia says.
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Re: Snakes in a Drink
« Reply #23 on: September 18, 2007, 10:27:22 pm »
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