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[Victoria Waterfield]

http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=09172007

This one has an oddly, yet refreshingly, old-school feel about it.

[Arachno-capitalist]

Personally, I use dental thread when i floss, I do not need to supplement that. Thats all Im saying, ladies.

[littlefallsmets]

My theory that he's been writing strips based on just finding one word or another funny, lately, is advanced by this strip.

This is not to complain, I got Some Chuckles out of it but... yeah.

Dude thought "cumshot" was funny, so he did a strip about it.

Dude thought "merkin" was funny, so he did a strip about it.

Dude filled between them with some thought-flow-charts and so on.

[V-Adore]

Let's not make this a thread about opinions on pubic hair. Okay?

Anyway, it's the "God, if he only knew..." that makes this. The rest is kinda weird, but that panel of unexpected drama -- are we going to get a Very Special Episode about Ray's merkin needs? -- clinches it.

[littlefallsmets]

I do need to counteract arachnocapitalist briefly, though, Vee.

A lady completely shaved down there is weird and unnatural to me.

Trimmed a little bit so that it's not unruly, I'm fine with, but bald seems completely weird to a dude.

Do we need to pretend we're mammals in absolutely no way or something?

[Hobo Joe]

Should I be concerned that I knew what a merkin was before Ray explained it?

[littlefallsmets]

Actually, I thought everyone knew the term "merkin".

I had to even explain it to my lady and usually she knows all the weird sex stuff long before I do.

[lprkn]

I, for one, did not have the pleasure of knowing what a merkin was. Thank you, Achewood.

Thank you.

[Toaster]

I love Ray's simplistic little paw in the last panel. Also, I didn't know what a merkin was, either.

Education.

LFM, when you say it looks wierd "to a dude", I can't tell if you are reffering to yourself in Achewood-style odd diction, or if you are intending to speak for all dudes. If it is the former, fine, cool. If it is the latter, however, I must kindly ask you not to speak for me (a dude), as I disagree with you %100 on this issue. Sorry to accidentally say my opinion on pubic hair, V, but I had to do it in order to get my real, main point across which was about clarifying something, and also about disclaiming LFM's statement as not mine.

[V-Adore]

It's cool. I'm just saying, I will split with a vigilance if it turns into This Discussion again.

To get back to the strip: the more I think about it, the less sense T dragging the merkin in the eggs makes. Doesn't he have a little more respect for food than that? Is he trying to make the worst French Toast variation in the history of the world?

[Ruta Bagas]

I knew what a merkin was, which if anything made the strip disappointing - it couldn't live up to the heady promise of the title in my RSS reader.

Although I think the biggest problem I had was just after reading it, when I looked down and found a hair in my eggs.

[CortJstr]

I'm sure that Mr. Bear not only knows exactly how bad Ray's golf game is, but has made a few dollars with the knowledge.

I think T was only pretending he was going to put it in the eggs. Like Ray says, "don't play with it" so just to mess with him Teodor pretends he's about to do the worst possible thing he can with it, just to see if Ray reacts.

[dejavroom]

Teódor is trying to mess up with Ray after Ray's dong shenanigans.

[Carlos del Vaca]

I believe Pearl Jam has an EP titled "Merkin Ball."

[theinevitable]

ok. people.

How would you get a small wig to stay in that area. How would you do that.

also, I was delighted to find a reference to The Japanese in that wiki entry. Oh, those Japanese. I love them so.