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Author Topic: DON'T TASER ME, BRO!  (Read 10598 times)

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Re: DON'T TASER ME, BRO!
« Reply #30 on: September 20, 2007, 06:00:09 am »
Yeah wtf??


« Last Edit: September 20, 2007, 07:12:29 am by KeithHernandez »
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Re: DON'T TASER ME, BRO!
« Reply #31 on: September 20, 2007, 07:22:19 am »
Quote from: Lister on September 20, 2007, 05:20:17 am
Military action on two fronts.

(It just needed to be posted again.)
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Re: DON'T TASER ME, BRO!
« Reply #32 on: September 20, 2007, 05:35:10 pm »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on September 20, 2007, 03:36:45 am
I don't know many places where we could transfer so seamlessly from a discussion of political activism in the age of the Message-Being-The-Massage to ladies sexually objectifying dudes with strange haircuts.

I like you people.

Success.

You're welcome.



Also...Paul... I am soooo not gonna click on that link. Thanks to the rest of you for helping me decide that I don't need to see anything from the domain "juicy goo".
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Re: DON'T TASER ME, BRO!
« Reply #33 on: September 20, 2007, 05:39:19 pm »
Hey, whatever works for those dudes?
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Re: DON'T TASER ME, BRO!
« Reply #34 on: September 20, 2007, 07:53:33 pm »
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Re: DON'T TASER ME, BRO!
« Reply #35 on: September 20, 2007, 08:36:06 pm »
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Re: DON'T TASER ME, BRO!
« Reply #36 on: September 20, 2007, 09:44:47 pm »
Aw, crap. Paul, where did you find this?? Jesus!

Quote from: side_show on September 20, 2007, 07:53:33 pm
The socks make it unsexy. 
Quote from: smick on September 20, 2007, 08:36:06 pm
Says you!

Heh!
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Re: DON'T TASER ME, BRO!
« Reply #37 on: September 20, 2007, 10:30:09 pm »
Actually, there are a lot of things there that make it unsexy to me... but leaving one's socks on is just bad taste in my book.
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Re: DON'T TASER ME, BRO!
« Reply #38 on: September 20, 2007, 11:13:12 pm »
Quote from: side_show on September 20, 2007, 10:30:09 pm
Actually, there are a lot of things there that make it unsexy to me... but leaving one's socks on is just bad taste in my book.

I completely agree. Socks are right out. Fellas, have the decency to take off your socks. It just looks incongruous. I ain't care if they let athletes wear leg warmers. After all, Pat and Rod wear their cop workboots with white socks and nothing else save the police hat. I should probably just Google this, but how on earth did "cop" become slang for a police officer?
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Re: DON'T TASER ME, BRO!
« Reply #39 on: September 21, 2007, 01:58:51 am »
How about Snopes. Or the Online Etymology Dictionary.

C.O.P. could very well be some nifty government acronym for your friend's job title, but I think it's pretty well established that "cop" is not an acronym.
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Re: DON'T TASER ME, BRO!
« Reply #40 on: September 21, 2007, 02:18:22 am »
Almost every story that derives a normal English word from an acronym is a legend. There might be exceptions I am not thinking of but it should be your first assumption in the absence of very reliable evidence to the contrary.
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Re: DON'T TASER ME, BRO!
« Reply #41 on: September 21, 2007, 02:30:58 am »
Quote from: linnea on September 20, 2007, 09:44:47 pm
Aw, crap. Paul, where did you find this??

By following the link you provided

Quote from: linnea on September 20, 2007, 02:03:03 am
Check this out.

It's right there on the first page.
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Re: DON'T TASER ME, BRO!
« Reply #42 on: September 21, 2007, 03:10:12 am »
We've been saying "Don't taze me, bro." at work all day.  It's fun.

And singing this song:
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkMkGOpAF4s
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Re: DON'T TASER ME, BRO!
« Reply #43 on: September 21, 2007, 03:29:55 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on September 21, 2007, 02:30:58 am
By following the link you provided

It's right there on the first page.

Ohhh... See, I have SafeSearch on. I don't think that showed up in my search.
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Re: DON'T TASER ME, BRO!
« Reply #44 on: September 21, 2007, 06:28:10 am »
This just in: Bill O'Reilly wants to get Hell of Tazed.

This man is...
he is a big bully. this guy is a big ol' bully.
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