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Re: 11 October 2007 - Promise not to upset the bread
« Reply #30 on: October 12, 2007, 11:57:51 pm »
I don't even want to look at Argentina.  Things are...bad...there. 

My consolation?  I only married into that culture.  I'm not really one of them. 

Then again, I don't really want to look at Poland, either. 

FOR ASHERDAN: I AM MENTALLY LICKING INEV'S EARLOBE AS I WRITE THIS

IS THIS ENTERTAINING

DOES IT MAKE YOU LAUGH
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Re: 11 October 2007 - Promise not to upset the bread
« Reply #31 on: October 13, 2007, 12:01:19 am »
um, that is my ear you have there.
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Re: 11 October 2007 - Promise not to upset the bread
« Reply #32 on: October 13, 2007, 12:06:52 am »
I am not making out with Mike, no way. I'd probably catch some commie brain parasite.

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Re: 11 October 2007 - Promise not to upset the bread
« Reply #33 on: October 13, 2007, 12:07:44 am »
OH NO INEV PLEASE DON'T GRAB MY BOOBIE

WHAT WOULD PEDRO SAY

WHAT'S THAT PEDRO?  YOU WANT TO WATCH

WELL OKAY THEN

when the hell did I turn into motherfuck*ng BLISTER? 
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Re: 11 October 2007 - Promise not to upset the bread
« Reply #34 on: October 13, 2007, 02:47:58 am »
I was talking to a chinese post-doc in my lab the other day about how their government works, they obviously don't vote on a national scale but apparently local officials are elected. It got me to wondering if our system of government wouldn't work better if we just had one major party but still elected the individuals that made it up, wondered if it would result in more voting for issues and individuals rather than blind party-following. Places like japan kind of have this by dint of one party being crazy-powerful.

Oh I mean SLURPGOBBLEGOBBLEGOBBLEURGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Re: 11 October 2007 - Promise not to upset the bread
« Reply #35 on: October 13, 2007, 03:00:28 am »
Quote from: Doc on October 13, 2007, 02:47:58 am
I was talking to a chinese post-doc in my lab the other day about how their government works, they obviously don't vote on a national scale but apparently local officials are elected. It got me to wondering if our system of government wouldn't work better if we just had one major party but still elected the individuals that made it up, wondered if it would result in more voting for issues and individuals rather than blind party-following. Places like japan kind of have this by dint of one party being crazy-powerful.

Oh I mean SLURPGOBBLEGOBBLEGOBBLEURGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

The problem with that is, you'd just be voting on whether you want the torturarium painted blue or painted yellow, whereas with the American system, you actually get to choose between evil and incompetence.

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Re: 11 October 2007 - Promise not to upset the bread
« Reply #36 on: October 13, 2007, 03:09:05 am »
what, JL!? I would never grab your boobie! I don't grab, I caress.
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Re: 11 October 2007 - Promise not to upset the bread
« Reply #37 on: October 13, 2007, 03:10:02 am »
Quote from: Doc on October 13, 2007, 02:47:58 am
I was talking to a chinese post-doc in my lab the other day about how their government works, they obviously don't vote on a national scale but apparently local officials are elected. It got me to wondering if our system of government wouldn't work better if we just had one major party but still elected the individuals that made it up, wondered if it would result in more voting for issues and individuals rather than blind party-following. Places like japan kind of have this by dint of one party being crazy-powerful.

Oh I mean SLURPGOBBLEGOBBLEGOBBLEURGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
On this note I feel it acceptable to announce that a friend of mine and I are working a paper for publication about how a betting system of voting would work. Where the voters have direct financial interest in who wins the election, like in a hoss race. Its not meant to be taken seriously, but rather a thought experiment. We also presented a paper on how voting in a democracy could work like voting for MVP in sports, where whoever wins the most head to head competitions would win. As in, you would compare each candidate to the other and whoever had the most "points" at the end would win the election. The result is that every voter could say "well at least Mr.X didn't win". Democracy in the U.S. is, after all, a compromise on most fronts.
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Re: 11 October 2007 - Promise not to upset the bread
« Reply #38 on: October 13, 2007, 03:51:24 am »
Massage.

In a firm yet gentle yet completely platonic kinda way.

Y'know, like two vikings.

Two vikings just firmly massaging each others buttocks, so secure in their viking friendship that there's nothing sexual about it. Like two vikings.
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Re: 11 October 2007 - Promise not to upset the bread
« Reply #39 on: October 13, 2007, 06:58:00 pm »
DO NOT UPSET THE BREAD, PEOPLE!
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Re: 11 October 2007 - Promise not to upset the bread
« Reply #40 on: October 14, 2007, 07:06:49 pm »
Quote from: linnea on October 12, 2007, 11:07:13 pm
Did you go down to the precinct to chat with salinapd??

It's all explained here.
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