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Author Topic: 15 October 2007 -- Salma Frikkin' Hayek, everybody!  (Read 4974 times)

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Re: 15 October 2007 -- Salma Frikkin' Hayek, everybody!
« Reply #30 on: October 15, 2007, 11:04:16 pm »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on October 15, 2007, 05:04:25 pm
The only problem with Salma Hayek is that unless she talks very... very... slowly, she doesn't make any sense.

being a fast talker + using your second language = I don't know what the hell you're saying.

I still don't see the problem.  I mean, what is she doing talking, anyway? 
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Re: 15 October 2007 -- Salma Frikkin' Hayek, everybody!
« Reply #31 on: October 15, 2007, 11:33:39 pm »
Well, if you're with a lady whose dirty-sex-talk sounds like Alvin and the Chipmunks reading the Baja Fresh menu board...

It could be problematic, I imagine.
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Re: 15 October 2007 -- Salma Frikkin' Hayek, everybody!
« Reply #32 on: October 16, 2007, 01:55:32 am »
We can debate all day whether we like Salma or her tits, but your average Joe on the Street would definately pronounce her sweater-puppies which are real, large, attached to a reasonably attractive girl (and I'm talking back when she was in her 30s), and frequently are squeezed together and displayed in a low cut blouse as being "Good."
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Re: 15 October 2007 -- Salma Frikkin' Hayek, everybody!
« Reply #33 on: October 16, 2007, 02:22:51 am »
hear, hear
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Re: 15 October 2007 -- Salma Frikkin' Hayek, everybody!
« Reply #34 on: October 16, 2007, 03:03:31 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on October 15, 2007, 11:33:39 pm
a lady whose dirty-sex-talk sounds like Alvin and the Chipmunks reading the Baja Fresh menu board

That sounds kind of hot, ackshully.
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