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29 Oct 2007 - Eat plants that your parents despise
« on: October 29, 2007, 06:09:31 am »
Link.

OK, that Snoop Dogg bit is kind of disturbing.
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Re: 29 Oct 2007 - Eat plants that your parents despise
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2007, 06:25:21 am »
oh lord. oh lord.
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Re: 29 Oct 2007 - Eat plants that your parents despise
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2007, 06:33:53 am »
If only we, the each of us, could have a personal Peter Gabriel who would handle all the serious matters in lieu of our efforts toward those ends. Save that energy for more important things like writing the Great American Novel... and even then...

Peter Gabriel would give us each a copy of "Cat's Cradle" and show us that this thing had been already done, leaving us to accomplish whatever the hell we want to and sell it by the pound. Write a novel about the wasted greatness of America, instead, perhaps.

And never never never use Snoop Dogg's c*ck to dry us off after a car wash.
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Re: 29 Oct 2007 - Eat plants that your parents despise
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2007, 07:17:55 am »
I do not want to know what the rollers in Snoop Dog's car wash are made of.
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Re: 29 Oct 2007 - Eat plants that your parents despise
« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2007, 07:28:15 am »
That eat plants your parents despise line is classic.
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Re: 29 Oct 2007 - Eat plants that your parents despise
« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2007, 01:00:19 pm »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on October 29, 2007, 06:33:53 am
If only we, the each of us, could have a personal Peter Gabriel who would handle all the serious matters in lieu of our efforts toward those ends.

"Oh, man... did I remember to lock the door?  Ah - Peter will take care of that."

"Oh damn... did I turn the oven off?  No worries - Peter always checks to make sure it's off."

"Did I take my pills this morning?  Nope.  Oh well - I'll just call Peter and he'll bring them buy my office with a nice glass of water to take them with."

Then the one day Peter's off making out with Sinead O'Connor I get hit by a car.  And who do I blame?  Certainly not me.  Where the hell was Peter?

(That reminds me, I really did forget to take my pills this morning... Peter Gabriel, where are you when I need you?)
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Re: 29 Oct 2007 - Eat plants that your parents despise
« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2007, 01:09:40 pm »
Philippe always wondered if he was fantastic. Luckily now he knows. I wish Mr. Bear would confirm my fantasitiosity.
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Re: 29 Oct 2007 - Eat plants that your parents despise
« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2007, 05:18:13 pm »
Am I wrong in inferring that we pretty much just got a nice play by play of Mr. Bear's life up until now?
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Re: 29 Oct 2007 - Eat plants that your parents despise
« Reply #8 on: October 29, 2007, 05:20:04 pm »
Yeah, I loved this one all over. Philippe has a wonderfully awed-child expression on panel 3. Also, to stop considering writing seriously just because some vague yearning for complete originality was destroyed... shame on you mr Bear, shame on you.
« Last Edit: October 29, 2007, 05:54:37 pm by dejavroom »
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Re: 29 Oct 2007 - Eat plants that your parents despise
« Reply #9 on: October 29, 2007, 05:37:17 pm »
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Am I wrong in inferring that we pretty much just got a nice play by play of Mr. Bear's life up until now?

Well, he didn't mention the "jazz cigarettes"... which is the coolest term for marijuana ever and, also, since he's old was probably the term when he sparked 'em up.
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Re: 29 Oct 2007 - Eat plants that your parents despise
« Reply #10 on: October 29, 2007, 06:15:21 pm »
Musicians i want to shower with: Fiona apple, ani difranco, jessica simpson
Musicians i never want to shower with: 50 cent and the G unit, Bob Dylan, George Michael
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Re: 29 Oct 2007 - Eat plants that your parents despise
« Reply #11 on: October 29, 2007, 06:39:35 pm »
Quote from: A-CAP on October 29, 2007, 06:15:21 pm
Musicians i never want to shower with: 50 cent and the G unit, Bob Dylan, George Michael

Oh god is there some way to wash my mind out with soap and get rid of these images?

I'm just thankful I don't know who "the G unit" is.
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Re: 29 Oct 2007 - Eat plants that your parents despise
« Reply #12 on: October 29, 2007, 07:40:55 pm »
Quote from: A-CAP on October 29, 2007, 06:15:21 pm
Musicians i want to shower with: Fiona apple, ani difranco, jessica simpson
Musicians i never want to shower with: 50 cent and the G unit, Bob Dylan, George Michael

I think that your definition of "musician" may be slightly different than mine.
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Re: 29 Oct 2007 - Eat plants that your parents despise
« Reply #13 on: October 29, 2007, 08:03:57 pm »
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Musicians i want to shower with: Fiona apple, ani difranco, jessica simpson

seriously? what?
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Re: 29 Oct 2007 - Eat plants that your parents despise
« Reply #14 on: October 29, 2007, 08:07:51 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on October 29, 2007, 08:03:57 pm
seriously? what?

We would make the sweetest of music. In the shower.
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Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.
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