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[oball]

Oh man.

So many potential thread titles in this one.

[linnea]

Wow, Little Onstad got three of those in her Halloween loot bag? Sounds like Mr. Onstad made three very angry calls from the privacy of Daddy's Office so the little shaver couldn't hear.

[Doc]

On the one hand I really like Phillipe's ridiculous expressions in this one but maybe they're too much? Not sure.
I am frightened that people do this though, is nothing sacred?

[Carlos del Vaca]

Wow, Little Onstad got three of those in her Halloween loot bag?

On the one hand, obnoxious business cards.
On the other hand, three full-size candy bars.
That's a mixed blessing, there.

My kids got plenty o' candy last night.  We could have easily gotten more, but we kept it on our block.

[Popegeorgeringo]

My favorite part of halloween is after the neighborhood kids have worked the block; car loads of immigrant families show up to work the street.  These kids are the most excited about the holiday.  I am happy to double the per kid haul for the little Mexican princesses and vampires. 

[littlefallsmets]

On the one hand I really like Phillipe's ridiculous expressions in this one but maybe they're too much? Not sure.

Nope. Phillipe making the lemon face and the weird little fist is pretty much perfect.

A+++, would read again!

[CortJstr]

People actually do this? That's horrifying. I guess you could use their card to fill out one of those "win a boat" scam contest cards that they have in places like Subway.

[pmcd9]

People actually do that?  Thank you T for your righteous indignation.

In my neighborhood they ain't no white kids on the street, only the little immigrants.  The white kids are all down at the fall festival or whatever.

[wombat]

I'm just going to believe that Onstad made this up. It's too horrible otherwise.

[V-Adore]

I used to make expressions like Philippe's when my father would start screaming in traffic, so the expressions work for me. I also like the implication that even when T requests to speak to "THE PIECE OF SHIT THAT IS DANGLING FROM THE WORLD'S ASSHOLE," the receptionist apparently forwards his calls on. Maybe Tomino gets a lot of calls like that.

[littlefallsmets]

To be fair, though, anyone so ridiculously fuck*ng desperate/soulless/greedy as to pull that sort of stunt with holiday candy is probably running a one-man show. Probably either doesn't have a receptionist or answers his phone in a falsetto so as to create the illusion of one.

Y'know, maybe he's in a place of Glengarry Glenross desperation?

Maybe he's so greedy that he won't pay for one?

Maybe he wants to sound down to Earth and "edgy" by answering his own line?

Some goddamn douchebag reason like that.

I mean, if he's doing that with candy, man, it's only logical.

[oball]

Y'know, maybe he's in a place of Glengarry Glenross desperation?

Put that Halloween candy down!  Halloween candy is for closers!

[littlefallsmets]

SNICKERS ARE FOR CLOSERS!

[Arachno-capitalist]

God bless the entrepreneurial spirit and all, but I think the people pulling this stunt are wasting their time. For one, most kids are just gonna toss it with the wrapper, two parents who do see it are unlikely to be in the immediate need of the service and unwilling to file it away somewhere, and three he risks alienating neighbors as potential customers. Nice try, but not well thought through.

[smick]

I'm not buying a home with the help of anyone who ain't got enough juice to go have custom wrappers made.

As an aside, Real Estate is a weird world.   In the adult Web2.0 website world, where everyone hides their employer and all of their personal details, Real Estate agents are the ones that are up front. "We are looking for couples to have sex with, we would also like to show you some nice properties that just came on the market.  We are pleased to be your naked, sweaty, Century21 agents.  The gold blazer is largely ceremonial, but we'll wear it if that's your thing."