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Re: 1 Nov 2007 - I HOPE YOU BOIL IN A BUCKET OF GYPSY SHIT
« Reply #15 on: November 02, 2007, 12:50:17 am »
wait, what?

real estate agents have sex with people?
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Re: 1 Nov 2007 - I HOPE YOU BOIL IN A BUCKET OF GYPSY SHIT
« Reply #16 on: November 02, 2007, 12:55:48 am »
Usually with other real estate agents.  At least, that's what happened in American Beauty.

The two questions I've always wanted to ask are:  Why are real estate agents so enamored of putting their own faces on everything--ads, business cards, trucks, etc.?  And why do they insist on calling them "homes" when they're the only ones who do so?  The rest of us say "I just bought a house."
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Re: 1 Nov 2007 - I HOPE YOU BOIL IN A BUCKET OF GYPSY SHIT
« Reply #17 on: November 02, 2007, 12:57:30 am »
It's simple.  They sell love.
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Re: 1 Nov 2007 - I HOPE YOU BOIL IN A BUCKET OF GYPSY SHIT
« Reply #18 on: November 02, 2007, 01:26:05 am »
Actually, they sell like.

Like but not well-like.
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Re: 1 Nov 2007 - I HOPE YOU BOIL IN A BUCKET OF GYPSY SHIT
« Reply #19 on: November 02, 2007, 01:38:34 am »
I have a crush on a local real-estate agent. I'm sure she is a nice lady who would never do what John Tomino did.
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Re: 1 Nov 2007 - I HOPE YOU BOIL IN A BUCKET OF GYPSY SHIT
« Reply #20 on: November 02, 2007, 04:48:24 am »
Quote from: Toaster on November 02, 2007, 01:38:34 am
I have a crush on a local real-estate agent. I'm sure she is a nice lady who would never do what John Tomino did.

"Don't do what John Tomino does" is a basic tenet all should follow.
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Re: 1 Nov 2007 - I HOPE YOU BOIL IN A BUCKET OF GYPSY SHIT
« Reply #21 on: November 02, 2007, 05:45:54 am »
I really don't see how this is any different than Willy Wonka, whom everyone loves and adores. Realtor tapes his business card to a chocolate bar as an advertisement. Crazy man in purple hat stuffs a gold ticket in his chocolate bar wrapping as a marketing ploy. Same deal.
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Re: 1 Nov 2007 - I HOPE YOU BOIL IN A BUCKET OF GYPSY SHIT
« Reply #22 on: November 02, 2007, 06:09:23 am »
um, Willy Wonka makes the chocolate bars though.
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Re: 1 Nov 2007 - I HOPE YOU BOIL IN A BUCKET OF GYPSY SHIT
« Reply #23 on: November 02, 2007, 06:17:19 am »
Why does every strip read like a guest strip lately? I'm not feein' the love.
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Re: 1 Nov 2007 - I HOPE YOU BOIL IN A BUCKET OF GYPSY SHIT
« Reply #24 on: November 02, 2007, 06:41:47 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on November 02, 2007, 06:09:23 am
um, Willy Wonka makes the chocolate bars though.

Does he, though? Does he really?
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Re: 1 Nov 2007 - I HOPE YOU BOIL IN A BUCKET OF GYPSY SHIT
« Reply #25 on: November 02, 2007, 07:03:55 am »
Also, Willy Wonka is offering a giant prize with those golden tickets.

If one of those candy bars actually, like, won a house?

I would be 67% less offended.
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Re: 1 Nov 2007 - I HOPE YOU BOIL IN A BUCKET OF GYPSY SHIT
« Reply #26 on: November 02, 2007, 04:16:31 pm »
Obviously I am being facetious about the Willy Wonka thing, but the point remains: we are always, always the victims of some type of marketing.
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Re: 1 Nov 2007 - I HOPE YOU BOIL IN A BUCKET OF GYPSY SHIT
« Reply #27 on: November 02, 2007, 06:29:59 pm »
I had just finished listening to 222 when I read this strip, so I ended up imagining Téodor delivering the verbal beatdown in Patton Oswalt's voice.

Quote from: melack on November 02, 2007, 04:16:31 pm
Obviously I am being facetious about the Willy Wonka thing, but the point remains: we are always, always the victims of some type of marketing.

Well yeah, but I don't see any way of avoiding that sort of thing in a world where goods and services are offered. I don't know about you, but I sure do love me some goods and services.
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Re: 1 Nov 2007 - I HOPE YOU BOIL IN A BUCKET OF GYPSY SHIT
« Reply #28 on: November 02, 2007, 09:55:12 pm »
Our landlord has been attempting to sell the house we live in for five and a half months now. As far as I'm concerned, all real estate agents can boil in a bucket of gypsy shit.
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Re: 1 Nov 2007 - I HOPE YOU BOIL IN A BUCKET OF GYPSY SHIT
« Reply #29 on: November 03, 2007, 02:28:30 am »
I sign the helpful realtors in my mailbox up for the 'make money in real estate' seminars that are also in my mailbox.  I figure I'm connecting two markets and helping society grow.
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