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Remember, remember, the blogs of November 2007
« on: November 06, 2007, 01:45:20 pm »
Beef buys a boat, and there's a new bacon blog.

Personally I think the highlight of Beef's post was "I am not a guy who has a boat but I guess we all got to come to terms with my having a boat now."  I am not so fond of the bacon blogs, but then I guess I'd rather be eating bacon than reading about it.  Also, I must admit to a certain degree of surprise that the bacon of the month club is an actual thing.  Truth stranger than fiction and all that.
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Re: Remember, remember, the blogs of November 2007
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2007, 04:01:28 pm »
My guess is that, based upon the snippet of back-story we have,  Molly will have a primal, deep-seated aversion to boats in general.
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Re: Remember, remember, the blogs of November 2007
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2007, 04:03:21 pm »
Oh, good call, Aug. And see, it makes sense because nothing works out for Roast Beef, not even buying a boat to have sex in.
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Re: Remember, remember, the blogs of November 2007
« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2007, 04:17:56 pm »
Hang on - you can mail order fancy weed?  When did America suddenly become civilized?
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Re: Remember, remember, the blogs of November 2007
« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2007, 05:08:25 pm »
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...I think I bought the boat because I imagined Molly and me having sex in the bed.

I wonder how many boats are bought for exactly this reason.

Also, I think that mail order weed combined with mail order bacon could be a fortuitous arrangement.
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Re: Remember, remember, the blogs of November 2007
« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2007, 05:09:33 pm »
Quote from: lprkn on November 06, 2007, 05:08:25 pm
Also, I think that mail order weed combined with mail order bacon could be a fortuitous arrangement.
Wake and bake...and bacon.
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Re: Remember, remember, the blogs of November 2007
« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2007, 05:18:24 pm »
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...I think I bought the boat because I imagined Molly and me having sex in the bed.

people, this sounds like a pretty good arrangement. I realized yesterday that i can hear my roommates belch in their rooms with the door closed.

what I'm saying is, now that the roommate in the room right against my wall is dating a horrible annoying girl that I hate, I'm thinking about buying a boat.
Or, you know, finding the loudest, most obnoxious girl ever to have sex with, and fuck*ng against our shared wall?
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Re: Remember, remember, the blogs of November 2007
« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2007, 05:28:52 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on November 06, 2007, 05:18:24 pm
people, this sounds like a pretty good arrangement. I realized yesterday that i can hear my roommates belch in their rooms with the door closed.

what I'm saying is, now that the roommate in the room right against my wall is dating a horrible annoying girl that I hate, I'm thinking about buying a boat.
Or, you know, finding the loudest, most obnoxious girl ever to have sex with, and fuck*ng against our shared wall?

If you're going to do it, go all the way.
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Re: Remember, remember, the blogs of November 2007
« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2007, 07:24:09 pm »
dude, I mean... that isn't even necessary.

at the same time, a preemptive "shock and awe" type strike would be effective... and the reflector would keep my other 2 roommates from hearing as much...

although I would sometimes set it up in the opposite direction, and play my guitar at 7 in the fuck*ng morning at the other side.
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Re: Remember, remember, the blogs of November 2007
« Reply #9 on: November 06, 2007, 08:15:04 pm »
In my first apartment we shared a wall with a guy who kept his AIM volume like all the way up. The only other sounds we ever heard coming from his apartment were from his guitar. He played it at all times of day, but he only played the first few measures of one Metallica song. Why would you even own a guitar if you're only going to play the beginning of one song 5 or 6 times a day? I can't even wrap my head around it.
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Re: Remember, remember, the blogs of November 2007
« Reply #10 on: November 07, 2007, 12:46:45 am »
The only thing that bacon could ever possibly need to go with it is... a drizzle of maple syrup.

But only if it's real-ass Vermont-upstateNY-Canada type maple syrup.
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Re: Remember, remember, the blogs of November 2007
« Reply #11 on: November 07, 2007, 06:18:24 pm »
Wow.  Pat has an Australian cousin.  Who knew?
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Re: Remember, remember, the blogs of November 2007
« Reply #12 on: November 09, 2007, 02:07:27 pm »
I gotta say I'm kind of glad that we're done with Soytopia updates. For some reason I wasn't really digging on that storyline.

Philippe's entry was basically like treasure. Beef knows nervousness and T listens to Rocket Man to calm down.
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Re: Remember, remember, the blogs of November 2007
« Reply #13 on: November 09, 2007, 02:44:14 pm »
Is there really such a thing as pickled chorizo?
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Re: Remember, remember, the blogs of November 2007
« Reply #14 on: November 09, 2007, 02:54:52 pm »
Well a chorizo is a kind of sausage so it seems reasonable that one might pickle it.

I'm.... happy (I guess?), that Teodore was so traumatised. It seems like the wrong word to use the word happy but it entertains me so.
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