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Modern Technology: 0 Women's Intuition: 1
« on: November 06, 2007, 09:24:09 pm »
So, after a second look at the baby via ultrasound, my OBGYN has determined that I am carrying, in his words, "100% definitely a chick." 

I knew it.  I've been dreaming for weeks that "Robbie" turned out to be a girl after all.  Repeatedly since the first ultrasound, and several times prior to being told she was a boy.  In fact, the day I found out I was pregnant I went on record as expecting to have a girl. 

I feel vindicated, and also a little bit destabilized.  I had just gotten used to the idea of having two boys, and here I am having to revert to "girl" mode. 

It's a little scary, actually.  I mean, boys I can handle.  Girls are a different species altogether. 

Anyway, here's the pic.  She's got her little arm flexed like Somebody nice the Riveter. 

She's so my daughter. 
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Re: Modern Technology: 0 Women's Intuition: 1
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2007, 10:09:19 pm »
No pic was linked! We are left cold and barren on the pic-less wastes!
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Re: Modern Technology: 0 Women's Intuition: 1
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2007, 10:40:06 pm »
So what are you going to name her? Here are some suggestions:

1. Keith Hernandez
2. LittleFallsMets
3. Jough

I think you can't go wrong wither any choice.
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Re: Modern Technology: 0 Women's Intuition: 1
« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2007, 11:18:18 pm »
Yay girls!  Congratulations!
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Re: Modern Technology: 0 Women's Intuition: 1
« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2007, 11:34:03 pm »
Congratuawesomes!

As I am (hopefully) nowhere near parenthood yet, I have not really put all that much thought into the differences between raising a man-child or a woman-child but... upon reflection... they are pretty different experiences.

Not at first, I suppose, but definitely as the days move slow and the years go flying by.

I always thought "Phil Collins" was a good name for a girl but, then, I'm weird.
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Re: Modern Technology: 0 Women's Intuition: 1
« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2007, 11:52:00 pm »
I have already said this through IM, but yayyyy girl-baby!
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Re: Modern Technology: 0 Women's Intuition: 1
« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2007, 11:58:59 pm »
Yipe. 

Here's the pic. 

Wish I could write more, but my son's been making me crazy all day.  More later. 
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Re: Modern Technology: 0 Women's Intuition: 1
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2007, 12:09:11 am »
Ill take your word for it that the rorschach nebula is a girl/human. Congratulations.
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Re: Modern Technology: 0 Women's Intuition: 1
« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2007, 12:38:35 am »
That is a wonderfully beautiful little chest-burster you've got there. Major Congrats!

My figuring on male vs. female spawn is that females are preferable from about 4 to 10 and males are preferable from 10 to maybe 14. Before and after that they are all kind of irritating.
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Re: Modern Technology: 0 Women's Intuition: 1
« Reply #9 on: November 07, 2007, 02:20:22 am »
Nawwwwwwwww, girls are cool.  You have done well with "Elizabeth."  I suggest calling her Lizzie Liz Liz Elizabeth Liz Lizardine Lurleen Lumpkin.
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Re: Modern Technology: 0 Women's Intuition: 1
« Reply #10 on: November 07, 2007, 03:55:11 am »
Daughters rock so hard I had two!
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Re: Modern Technology: 0 Women's Intuition: 1
« Reply #11 on: November 07, 2007, 03:56:45 am »
She will be your Hero; she is a mighty little lady.
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Re: Modern Technology: 0 Women's Intuition: 1
« Reply #12 on: November 07, 2007, 05:06:25 am »
Quote from: V-Adore on November 07, 2007, 03:56:45 am
She will be your Hero; she is a mighty little lady.
Call her Athena.  I've known two real life Athenas, and they rocked hard.  Its a name worth living up to.  If you want to geek out, you could spell it Aθena.
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Re: Modern Technology: 0 Women's Intuition: 1
« Reply #13 on: November 07, 2007, 06:45:14 am »
To the frustration of Roman keyboards everywhere.
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Re: Modern Technology: 0 Women's Intuition: 1
« Reply #14 on: November 07, 2007, 06:50:27 am »
Quote from: jaydub on November 07, 2007, 05:06:25 am
  If you want to geek out, you could spell it Aθena.

Too far Jaydub.
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