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[the gooseman]

http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=11262007

Pretty great strip.

lols all the way through, then a punchline from beef, that isn't obviously a punchline. Genius

[CortJstr]

I thought you were supposed to fart on the 3rd date. Isn't that how you tell if the relationship is going somewhere?

[wombat]

I am sorry, but "DING next slide please" is the correct thread title.

[littlefallsmets]

The talking cat's ex-girlfriend had a problem with gas.

[linnea]

I think that my crap dude ex-fiance farted in front of everyone, including me during our courtship. I guess he had a problem with gas and didn't like to feel as though he had to hold it in for politeness' sake.

Tina must have had a problem (such as the evil sister in Like Water For Chocolate who was forever farting, which they found out later was due to some serious, fatal intestinal problem), but Ray's little pretend tricks made her feel like she was still a Lady even when she did a .

This is a weird insight into Tina's Crap Dame nature.

[theinevitable]

damn, I didn't like this one. so sad.

[lprkn]

I thought that this one was funny, but the alt-text is what did it for me.

Baby, tell little ol' Ray why we goin' to Olive Garden! It my birthday?

[AugustWest]

I thought that this one was funny, but the alt-text is what did it for me.

Clearly this was in a simpler time for Ray.  Remember the days when it was OK to be excited about a dinner at Olive Garden?  Before the albums, the money, the fame, the ass-kickings?  Those were simpler times for Ray.  Good times.  Happy times.

[robot_god]

Clearly this was in a simpler time for Ray.  Remember the days when it was OK to be excited about a dinner at Olive Garden?  Before the albums, the money, the fame, the ass-kickings?  Those were simpler times for Ray.  Good times.  Happy times.

god DAMNIT, don't do that.  Don't you make Ray develop depression.

Why you gotta do that?

[dejavroom]

I think there's actually an age threshold for that kind of shared intimacy. I think it's ok to start letting it rip in front of each other when you've both reached 50. True love waits, and all that.

[Doc]

Don't fret RG, Ray ain't never gonna change. He still thinks it's rad when someone treats him to dinner at a change of restaurants he could buy on account of thinking he'd look real good in the colour shirt the staff their wear.

I think there's actually an age threshold for that kind of shared intimacy. I think it's ok to start letting it rip in front of each other when you've both reached 50. True love waits, and all that.

Actually statistics show that the SO wind-passing is actually more prevalent among teens that vow to wait than the general population.

[AugustWest]

I guess me and Mrs. West are pretty crass, cause we've been passing gas in front of each other since about the second week of our relationship. 

[Drakien]

Olive Garden

Hi!

What is this "Olive Garden" of which you speak?  No olives please, I'm British.

(I visited their website, it looks like Italian food, only more shiny)

J

[jay-ell]

I guess me and Mrs. West are pretty crass, cause we've been passing gas in front of each other since about the second week of our relationship. 

Ditto. 

I told Pedro the other day that I can tell we're losing the romantic spark because he doesn't make those sweet little gestures he used to, like rolling down the window *before* he cuts one in the car. 

[Arachno-capitalist]

It is so easy to fart in this city. That part is no lie. In fact Im pretty sure that most of the people around me are constantly farting.