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Author Topic: November 27, 2007: The Digital Canary  (Read 12666 times)

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Re: November 27, 2007: The Digital Canary
« Reply #30 on: December 06, 2007, 10:17:03 pm »
Dudes, travel not this road. 
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Re: November 27, 2007: The Digital Canary
« Reply #31 on: December 06, 2007, 11:56:52 pm »
Got a girl in Reno, just to see her cry.
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Re: November 27, 2007: The Digital Canary
« Reply #32 on: December 07, 2007, 09:05:48 am »
I went to the aquarium in Reno just to see the octopi.

(Yes, I know it doesn't scan. Yes, I know "octopi" is not really a proper plural. I'm very, very bad.)
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Re: November 27, 2007: The Digital Canary
« Reply #33 on: December 07, 2007, 09:31:53 am »
Went to an arts-and-crafts show, just to watch them dye.

Discovered it was A Boring Place, shot myself just so that something would finally happen.
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Re: November 27, 2007: The Digital Canary
« Reply #34 on: December 07, 2007, 12:23:13 pm »
I called my mom in Reno, just to ask for some pie.
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Re: November 27, 2007: The Digital Canary
« Reply #35 on: December 07, 2007, 12:29:26 pm »
I told a joke in reno, but my humor was too dry.
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Re: November 27, 2007: The Digital Canary
« Reply #36 on: December 07, 2007, 12:43:54 pm »
I met a girl in Reno, but I was far too shy
I ate mushrooms in Reno, just to get me high
I drove to Sacramento, it was quicker to fly
I lived my life in Reno, though it was all a lie


(I painted the ocean, just to watch it dry)
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Re: November 27, 2007: The Digital Canary
« Reply #37 on: December 07, 2007, 11:11:11 pm »
I'd shave my face with Aveeno, but the cost is just too high.

Seriously, man, that stuff smells like sugar cookies! I know it's girly, but I don't care.
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Re: November 27, 2007: The Digital Canary
« Reply #38 on: December 08, 2007, 01:13:41 am »
I will take some pictures of Reno, just for TOUAMB's eye.

No promises of shooting men; the only guns I own are either made of paper or muscly flab.
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Re: November 27, 2007: The Digital Canary
« Reply #39 on: December 08, 2007, 01:22:00 am »
I played Earthbound in Reno just to watch Jeff Spy.

(... yes, I'll crawl back into my nerd-hole now.)
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Re: November 27, 2007: The Digital Canary
« Reply #40 on: December 08, 2007, 05:43:57 am »
I grocery-shopped in Reno, just to get some pie.
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Re: November 27, 2007: The Digital Canary
« Reply #41 on: December 08, 2007, 01:34:22 pm »
I saw the Family Stone in Reno, 'cause I loves me some Sly.
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Re: November 27, 2007: The Digital Canary
« Reply #42 on: December 08, 2007, 08:27:24 pm »
I got a sandwich in reno, pastrami on rye.
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Re: November 27, 2007: The Digital Canary
« Reply #43 on: December 09, 2007, 12:56:04 am »
I caught a giraffe in Reno...


...just to watch it fry. 
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Re: November 27, 2007: The Digital Canary
« Reply #44 on: December 09, 2007, 01:04:50 am »
I fucked a chick in Reno, Turns out it was a guy.
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