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Re: Dec. 3, 2007: Oooh la LAAA! La LA LA LA LA!
« Reply #30 on: December 04, 2007, 09:45:23 pm »
Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on December 04, 2007, 07:00:36 pm
Dongs do not vibrate, they fluctuate.

They may also inflate, deflate, oscillate, and be put away for a rainy day.

Where you been, Bobby?
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Re: Dec. 3, 2007: Oooh la LAAA! La LA LA LA LA!
« Reply #31 on: December 04, 2007, 10:04:17 pm »
Quote from: Ruta Bagas on December 04, 2007, 06:18:57 pm
Apologies if my last post sounded like I was trying to be authoritative. It was more of a linguistic interest thing.

Oh, I didn't take it that way.  I actually agree with you -- the word "dong" should be reserved for actual, living, organic penii. 

But the way I've seen it used in sex toy packaging seems to indicate that there are relatively consistent standards for usage in the industry.  Is my point. 
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Re: Dec. 3, 2007: Oooh la LAAA! La LA LA LA LA!
« Reply #32 on: December 04, 2007, 10:11:31 pm »
Ah, but if dong could only refer to actual c*ckes... we would be forever without the most awesome term in all of sex-toyistry.

"The double-dong"... for two people, usually two ladies but I'm sure not always, who want to be simultaneously penetrated. If you call it, as I've seen it called, the "double-dong dildo"... there, right there.

There is childishly-aliterative perfection, my friends.

Everything that is perfect about words for sex toys, right there, in the double-dong dildo.

It is... a perfect name.
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Re: Dec. 3, 2007: Oooh la LAAA! La LA LA LA LA!
« Reply #33 on: December 04, 2007, 10:21:31 pm »
Okay, yes.  The name is awesome. 

But have you ever seen two ladies try to use one at the same time?  It looks silly. 

I mean...I imagine it would...if I had ever...ahem...watched that type of...film...

Get it in synch or give up, ladies.  That's all I ask. 
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Re: Dec. 3, 2007: Oooh la LAAA! La LA LA LA LA!
« Reply #34 on: December 04, 2007, 10:36:45 pm »
Well, it's a lot like how I'd imagine driving standard... something I cannot do... is.

Damn near impossible to get right but OH MAN when you do, it is awesome.

All kinds of extra control of your car and all kinds of better gas mileage.

So too, I'd imagine, would be the double-dong dildo, if I were a lady who was into ladies.
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Re: Dec. 3, 2007: Oooh la LAAA! La LA LA LA LA!
« Reply #35 on: December 05, 2007, 12:01:43 am »
my friend has one, "for humor."
When she was dogsitting last weekend, and the dog kept biting her in its innocence (big dog, wants to play), she gave him the double-dildo to chew on instead. He destroyed that thing. there was shredded whatever-is-in-floppy-dildos all over her apartment.

My favorite is when the dog went to jump up on her roommate, and her roommate frantically threw the dildo at him in order to escape.

not to derail, but having that dog start chomping on my arm, and to have the cute roommate have to pull him off me because I couldn't get him to listen... not real great. she was so authoritative, man. emasculating, and yet so hot. I guess a dog which chomps on dildos would have to bring out as many emasculating situations as possible, though.
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Re: Dec. 3, 2007: Oooh la LAAA! La LA LA LA LA!
« Reply #36 on: December 05, 2007, 12:39:05 am »
I'm fairly sure if I was ever around one of those double ended dildoes (dongs, whatever your crazy nomenclature requires) I would just start re-enacting darth maul shit from Phantom Menace.
This is one of the reasons I will never be Nabu.

Quote from: theinevitable on December 05, 2007, 12:01:43 am
I guess a dog which chomps on dildos would have to bring out as many emasculating situations as possible, though.
That sounds pretty much like the definition.
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Re: Dec. 3, 2007: Oooh la LAAA! La LA LA LA LA!
« Reply #37 on: December 05, 2007, 12:40:21 am »
Quote from: Doc on December 05, 2007, 12:39:05 am
I'm fairly sure if I was ever around one of those double ended dildoes (dongs, whatever your crazy nomenclature requires) I would just start re-enacting darth maul shit from Phantom Menace.
This is one of the reasons I will never be Nabu.

If the Porn Wars movie doesn't feature this scene I am going to be extremely pissed at the universe.
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Re: Dec. 3, 2007: Oooh la LAAA! La LA LA LA LA!
« Reply #38 on: December 05, 2007, 01:04:30 am »
I'm gonna be pretty pissed at the universe if I don't find a metal song about double-dong diloes.

Because if there isn't, I'm gonna have to write one myself... and I have no idea how to write music.
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Re: Dec. 3, 2007: Oooh la LAAA! La LA LA LA LA!
« Reply #39 on: December 05, 2007, 01:19:48 am »
That's really only a very small stumbling-block when it comes to metal.
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Re: Dec. 3, 2007: Oooh la LAAA! La LA LA LA LA!
« Reply #40 on: December 05, 2007, 03:08:14 am »
The concept of double-dong dildoes just reminds me of the finale from Requiem for a Dream, and then I feel too sad to be turned on.

On a more important note:
Quote from: littlefallsmets on December 04, 2007, 10:11:31 pm
Ah, but if dong could only refer to actual c*ckes... we would be forever without the most awesome term in all of sex-toyistry.

So, anyone else think that "c*ckes" beats out "hosss" for funniest TOUAMB filter byproduct?  Have a C*cke and a Smile, as one of Jough's T-shirt slogans would say... maybe...
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Re: Dec. 3, 2007: Oooh la LAAA! La LA LA LA LA!
« Reply #41 on: December 05, 2007, 03:22:44 am »
I mentally pronounce c*ckes as "cock-eez."  Like "cookies," but with a short O. 

(insert joke about the inferiority of the male orgasm here.) 
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Re: Dec. 3, 2007: Oooh la LAAA! La LA LA LA LA!
« Reply #42 on: December 05, 2007, 03:26:43 am »
How do you know? You've never had one.

(Although it is very possible to have one on you)
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Re: Dec. 3, 2007: Oooh la LAAA! La LA LA LA LA!
« Reply #43 on: December 05, 2007, 03:34:13 am »
Quote from: lprkn on December 05, 2007, 03:26:43 am
How do you know? You've never had one.

(Although it is very possible to have one on in you)

FTFY
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Re: Dec. 3, 2007: Oooh la LAAA! La LA LA LA LA!
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