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Re: A different photo thread
« Reply #45 on: January 01, 2008, 07:31:05 pm »
Quote from: A-CAP on January 01, 2008, 01:54:05 am
Damn right, I aint running a fuck*ng charity here. Youngins pay a fee to meet or exceed the marginal cost of my time and energy.

A fee!
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Re: A different photo thread
« Reply #46 on: January 01, 2008, 07:54:10 pm »
Quote from: Doc on January 01, 2008, 06:52:55 am
just that most all of your stories involving hot friends involve not scoring rather than scoring.

Fixed that for you.

Maybe there's a reason he's called 'inevitable'?
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Re: A different photo thread
« Reply #47 on: January 01, 2008, 07:55:14 pm »
..could the fee be paid by the fact that we would drink the alcohol together, and have a grand ol' time just getting in all kinds of trouble?
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« Reply #48 on: January 01, 2008, 07:59:33 pm »
See, my thought is that inevitably one of the ladies he finds so unbelievably beautiful will fall in love with him.  Like a Woody Allen thing (not that inev looks like Woody Allen).  But really, if a lady falls in love with you based on you finding her beautiful and fawning over her, then she is probably pretty shallow.  Hopefully you get to bang ladies that are fed by more than just ego stroking.  I guess I think that finding someone is inevitable.  Maybe that's not true, but these things seem to work out for those who are open to love, even if they work out in weird ways that don't look like the situation you originally wanted.
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Re: A different photo thread
« Reply #49 on: January 01, 2008, 08:00:42 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on January 01, 2008, 07:55:14 pm
..could the fee be paid by the fact that we would drink the alcohol together, and have a grand ol' time just getting in all kinds of trouble?

In an effort to repay the good karma I had as an underaged punk when my older friends bought me alcohol, I would not charge a lame-ass fee or commission. And I would not make theinev do anything creepy or Mrs. Robinsonesque for the alcohol.
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« Reply #50 on: January 01, 2008, 08:03:48 pm »
oh, come on. Not even a little Mrs Robinsonesque?? I'm disappointed in you.


smells, that is nice to hear. I would like to think that I am not a fawn-er. I just think that a lot of girls are attractive. I do not really pursue random makeouts, either, so.
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Re: A different photo thread
« Reply #51 on: January 01, 2008, 08:13:53 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on January 01, 2008, 08:03:48 pm
oh, come on. Not even a little Mrs Robinsonesque?? I'm disappointed in you.


smells, that is nice to hear. I would like to think that I am not a fawn-er. I just think that a lot of girls are attractive. I do not really pursue random makeouts, either, so.

Yeah, but you like scrawny girls with short hair. Your heart wouldn't be in it.
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Re: A different photo thread
« Reply #52 on: January 01, 2008, 10:18:46 pm »
OK, people. I like skinny girls. Out of the girls I have dated, only 1 has been thin. It is a preference, not a necessity. It is mostly a thing similar to how short guys date short girls, I think. It is weird to me when my girlfriend is bigger than me. Which, you know, was an issue when I dated a girl who was on Crew. I am not some kind of normal-sized-woman-hater. The girls I go for are usually, you know, nice girls with pretty faces and interests which I enjoy.
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Re: A different photo thread
« Reply #53 on: January 01, 2008, 10:22:58 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on January 01, 2008, 08:03:48 pm
I would like to think that I am not a fawn-er. I just think that a lot of girls are attractive. I do not really pursue random makeouts, either, so.

See, you're just a gentleman, that's all.

For the record I'd score you booze for free, but then if you were close enough for me to give you booze you could buy your own.
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Re: A different photo thread
« Reply #54 on: January 01, 2008, 10:23:45 pm »
I kind of have two "types"... chunky zesty hot-librarian types and amazonian six-foot-tall volleyball player type girls. I... have only successfully dated the first category. haha.
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Re: A different photo thread
« Reply #55 on: January 01, 2008, 11:15:53 pm »
I guess somebody forgot the first two rules of Fight Club.
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Re: A different photo thread
« Reply #56 on: January 02, 2008, 07:32:15 am »
Quote from: jough on January 01, 2008, 11:15:53 pm
I guess somebody forgot the first two rules of Fight Club.

It took me a second to get this, and then I realized: you were actually on topic. My God!

Anyway... I don't necessarily have a type, I think. I have an aesthetic appreciation for tall gangly guys, but pretty much any guy is a possibility as long as he's interesting and, let's be honest here, doesn't think I'm completely physically repulsive. Low Self-Esteem, Go!
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Re: A different photo thread
« Reply #57 on: January 02, 2008, 08:52:19 am »
watching La Dolce Vita with my friend and pointing out which women I thought were attractive... while he heartily disagreed... made me realize that I have a very specific type:
"any woman who looks like she is from the 60s."
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