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Author Topic: December 11 2007 - Beats me why most dudes suck. Sure as hell ain't my scene.  (Read 8166 times)

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December 11 2007 - Beats me why most dudes suck. Sure as hell ain't my scene.
« on: December 11, 2007, 06:17:41 am »
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12112007

Probably the first strip in this arc that's made me laugh out loud. Classic Ray. Plus, it sets itself up nicely for a follow-up wherein we find out how Ray "took care" of Nolan.
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Re: December 11 2007 - Beats me why most dudes suck. Sure as hell ain't my scene.
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2007, 06:50:00 am »
What made this orgasm particularly trashy, anyway?

I can understand the point of view where all orgasms are trashy, I can understand the point of view where all orgasms are too transcendently awesome to be trashy. This in the middle thing, I'm not so sure of.
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Re: December 11 2007 - Beats me why most dudes suck. Sure as hell ain't my scene
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2007, 06:51:42 am »
You know, between Ray talking about his completely trashy orgasm and how he "took care" of Nolan...

Yeeeah, I don't want to think about this anymore.
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Re: December 11 2007 - Beats me why most dudes suck. Sure as hell ain't my scene
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2007, 07:43:46 am »
Dang, Ray really knows how to pay attention. Wish I knew too.
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Re: December 11 2007 - Beats me why most dudes suck. Sure as hell ain't my scene
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2007, 08:01:47 am »
this makes me so happy.

That is a damn mistake.
What in the damn hell do you think i do all day?


so good. so good. This makes me happier than if I were eating the sandwich I want right now (3 eggs over-medium, cheese, bacon, on a croissant. I had this for breakfast at 7:30 this morning, and it changed my life.)
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Re: December 11 2007 - Beats me why most dudes suck. Sure as hell ain't my scene
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2007, 08:37:35 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on December 11, 2007, 08:01:47 am
this makes me so happy.

That is a damn mistake.
What in the damn hell do you think i do all day?


so good. so good. This makes me happier than if I were eating the sandwich I want right now (3 eggs over-medium, cheese, bacon, on a croissant. I had this for breakfast at 7:30 this morning, and it changed my life.)
Eggs Benedict is the most superior breakfast sandwich.
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Re: December 11 2007 - Beats me why most dudes suck. Sure as hell ain't my scene
« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2007, 12:53:43 pm »
I don't know, I have to be in a very specific mood for hollandaise.

Quote from: V-Adore on December 11, 2007, 06:51:42 am
You know, between Ray talking about his completely trashy orgasm and how he "took care" of Nolan...

Yeeeah, I don't want to think about this anymore.

Damnit V, I didn't make that connection and I didn't want to.
God Damnit.
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Re: December 11 2007 - Beats me why most dudes suck. Sure as hell ain't my scene
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2007, 01:16:23 pm »
Ray: Who knew that the dude pays attention? Crazy.

Disappointingly, we all know that Ray can't go pro ice all of a sudden. I wonder how he took care of Nolan.

WAIT, I BET HE GAVE NOLAN AS A SACRIFICIAL LAMB TO NICE PETE.
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Re: December 11 2007 - Beats me why most dudes suck. Sure as hell ain't my scene.
« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2007, 02:15:04 pm »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on December 11, 2007, 06:50:00 am
What made this orgasm particularly trashy, anyway?

I can understand the point of view where all orgasms are trashy, I can understand the point of view where all orgasms are too transcendently awesome to be trashy. This in the middle thing, I'm not so sure of.

Maybe it involved like a hot rod magazine or something
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Re: December 11 2007 - Beats me why most dudes suck. Sure as hell ain't my scene
« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2007, 02:42:06 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on December 11, 2007, 08:01:47 am
so good. so good. This makes me happier than if I were eating the sandwich I want right now (3 eggs over-medium, cheese, bacon, on a croissant. I had this for breakfast at 7:30 this morning, and it changed my life.)

I'm glad to see you are getting plenty to eat Dan.  I don't know how in damn hell you managed to put three eggs on a single croissant, but I am happy for you.
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Re: December 11 2007 - Beats me why most dudes suck. Sure as hell ain't my scene.
« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2007, 04:14:06 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on December 11, 2007, 03:53:45 pm
It wasn't just trashy, it was completely trashy. I really like the specificity of the cats big-o.

Is it sad that my first thought upon reading this post was "cast in the name of god ye not guilty"?
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Re: December 11 2007 - Beats me why most dudes suck. Sure as hell ain't my scene
« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2007, 04:14:47 pm »
I keep wondering whether or not I would like to have a friend with Ray's personality.
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Re: December 11 2007 - Beats me why most dudes suck. Sure as hell ain't my scene
« Reply #12 on: December 11, 2007, 06:33:35 pm »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on December 11, 2007, 06:50:00 am
What made this orgasm particularly trashy, anyway?

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Re: December 11 2007 - Beats me why most dudes suck. Sure as hell ain't my scene
« Reply #13 on: December 11, 2007, 06:37:03 pm »
Quote from: revdj on December 11, 2007, 04:14:47 pm
I keep wondering whether or not I would like to have a friend with Ray's personality.

He would be a handful for sure, but I'd love to have a friend like Ray if only for the killer parties.
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Re: December 11 2007 - Beats me why most dudes suck. Sure as hell ain't my scene.
« Reply #14 on: December 11, 2007, 06:45:42 pm »
When I write my "Axl Rose as Willy Wonka" story, the oompa-loompa equivalents will definitely be washed-out groupies. Y'know, a lot of vaguely attractive women between 35-45 except that they look really washed out and tired.

Some will say that Futurama did the definitive parody of Willy Wonka.

Some will say that Tim Burton did.

But some people are wrong.
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