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Re: Ike Turner dead
« Reply #75 on: December 17, 2007, 07:17:59 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on December 17, 2007, 06:18:37 am
It seems to be that MTV is targeted specifically at upper-middle-class 11-year-old girls who wear ****** that say "Juicy" bloo bloo bla bla bla

The only thing saying "juicy" that anybody should own is a pack of gum.
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Re: Ike Turner dead
« Reply #76 on: December 17, 2007, 08:24:01 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on December 17, 2007, 06:18:37 am
Reality shows make me want to collapse the universe forever.

On that note I read a semi-serious article prophesising that the writers strike means obviously no more scripted shows this year and if it doesn't clear up soon, no more new scripted shows next year and could end up really changing the television industry, and it got me to thinking what if next year it's all wall to wall reality TV? I mean, I don't have to watch it but it's almost certain people I know will try to *talk* to me about it.
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Re: Ike Turner dead
« Reply #77 on: December 17, 2007, 01:36:12 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on December 17, 2007, 04:18:07 am
The only time I've ever seen more than 3 consecutive minutes of MTV was back when they used to show Monty Python's Flying Circus. I had never heard of Kurt Loder before this thread. Although his name did sound vaguely familiar so I must have heard it before out of context.

OK, I have to say it: I'm old enough to have watched MTV when they actually played music videos.

As for the writer's strike: They were just saying on NPR that the writers were negotiating with some independent production companies - something in the rules allows this - and that The Daily Show might come back. Please let this be true!
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Re: Ike Turner dead
« Reply #78 on: December 17, 2007, 02:43:29 pm »
According to several wrestling sites NBC is already in talks to extend the season of the new American Gladiators (hosted by Hulk Hogan) and wants WWE to run more Saturday Night's Main Event-style prime-time specials to fill voids.

I can see it now: The Office will not be seen tonight so that we may present Hornswoggle the Leprechaun vs. The Great Khali. Then stay tuned for Atlassphere!
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Re: Ike Turner dead
« Reply #79 on: December 17, 2007, 02:55:18 pm »
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Re: Ike Turner dead
« Reply #80 on: December 17, 2007, 05:14:25 pm »
Quote from: AlohaDawg on December 17, 2007, 06:16:08 am
To borrow from Fark: I'd hit it.

Seems like she might be kind of awesome.
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Re: Ike Turner dead
« Reply #81 on: December 17, 2007, 06:05:25 pm »
Ehhhh, I dunno.

Maybe I'm just still kind of too young but... she kind of looks like Alanis Morisette's aging hippie mom.

She's definitely pleasant looking and everything but maybe just too much older than I am to be interesting yet.

If there's a 2027 and I'm alive in it, I'll probably think that's a picture of an attractive woman by then, sure.
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Re: Ike Turner dead
« Reply #82 on: December 18, 2007, 12:18:31 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on December 17, 2007, 06:05:25 pm
Ehhhh, I dunno.

Maybe I'm just still kind of too young but... she kind of looks like Alanis Morisette's aging hippie mom.


...and your point is?
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Re: Ike Turner dead
« Reply #83 on: December 18, 2007, 12:29:40 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on December 17, 2007, 06:05:25 pm
Ehhhh, I dunno.

Maybe I'm just still kind of too young but... she kind of looks like Alanis Morisette's aging hippie mom.

She's definitely pleasant looking and everything but maybe just too much older than I am to be interesting yet.

If there's a 2027 and I'm alive in it, I'll probably think that's a picture of an attractive woman by then, sure.
Whats the matter dude? Is she not wearing enough mens clothing for you?
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Re: Ike Turner dead
« Reply #84 on: December 18, 2007, 01:29:40 am »
Quote from: A-CAP on December 18, 2007, 12:29:40 am
Whats the matter dude? Is she not wearing enough mens clothing for you?

Haha! A fag joke!
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Re: Ike Turner dead
« Reply #85 on: December 18, 2007, 01:46:29 am »
I mean... I do not really find her attractive either. Sorry.
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Re: Ike Turner dead
« Reply #86 on: December 18, 2007, 02:15:25 am »
She's not hot in a could-still-be-a-regular-on-television kinda way anymore, but she's definitely hot in a guys-wondering-how-the-hell-you-managed-THAT kinda way.

Which, for my money, is the better way anyway.
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Re: Ike Turner dead
« Reply #87 on: December 18, 2007, 02:19:03 am »
Ah, I think she's just too scrawny lookin'.

A little extra fluff is actually treated better by age, really.

Scrawny ages fast.
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Re: Ike Turner dead
« Reply #88 on: December 18, 2007, 02:21:32 am »
Quote from: melack on December 18, 2007, 01:29:40 am
Haha! A fag joke!

I think he was talking about that in a post today.  Someone was.

and yeah, i have t agree with lfm and inev.
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Re: Ike Turner dead
« Reply #89 on: December 18, 2007, 03:30:26 am »
I'm seeing a definite generational trend developing here...

Paul, would you care to weigh in on the question?
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