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Author Topic: Legend has it, he was portly and stank of nectar - Dec 14 2007  (Read 5103 times)

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Legend has it, he was portly and stank of nectar - Dec 14 2007
« on: December 14, 2007, 08:31:19 pm »
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December 14, 2007: Dr. Mohid Prashad's Celery Wine for Thinkers
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2007, 08:32:04 pm »
"Bottom speed: absolute zero!"

It would appear I am literally one minute behind the other post linking to today's comic. Delete at will!
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Re: December 14, 2007: Dr. Mohid Prashad's Celery Wine for Thinkers
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2007, 08:33:46 pm »
Sorry! Another nice thread title, too.
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Re: Legend has it, he was portly and stank of nectar - Dec 14 2007
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2007, 08:36:31 pm »
I've always had a thing for the waitresses in the little bowtie.

There's something... hot about ladies dressed in men's formal wear but... I could never exactly figure out why.

Is it that its ever so mildly transgressive or... is it that makes that lady's form a secret that you want to learn or... I dunno.

Somethin' about a hot lady in a tux or such, though.
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Re: Legend has it, he was portly and stank of nectar - Dec 14 2007
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2007, 08:48:47 pm »
I too am a tower guy since way back. Do we get a special menu at any fast food places?
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Re: Legend has it, he was portly and stank of nectar - Dec 14 2007
« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2007, 10:56:48 pm »
Some guys are ass men; some guys are breast men; Philippe is a tower man.

Also, some high-quality Lie Bot facts. Is it wrong that the idea of Andrew Dice Clay changing his name and becoming a social worker is so charming I want it to be true?
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Re: Legend has it, he was portly and stank of nectar - Dec 14 2007
« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2007, 11:18:29 pm »
Does he even still do the Andrew "Dice" Clay character any more?
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Re: Legend has it, he was portly and stank of nectar - Dec 14 2007
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2007, 12:55:49 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on December 14, 2007, 08:36:31 pm
I've always had a thing for the waitresses in the little bowtie.

There's something... hot about ladies dressed in men's formal wear but... I could never exactly figure out why.


The answer is: Jennifer Beals' character in Flashdance.
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Re: Legend has it, he was portly and stank of nectar - Dec 14 2007
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2007, 02:02:51 am »
Celery Wine for Thinkers.  Fuck yeah!
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Re: Legend has it, he was portly and stank of nectar - Dec 14 2007
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2007, 11:12:18 am »
That "Absolute Zero" car is so cool, my atoms stopped moving.
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Re: Legend has it, he was portly and stank of nectar - Dec 14 2007
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2007, 05:21:34 pm »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on December 14, 2007, 08:36:31 pm
There's something... hot about ladies dressed in men's formal wear but... I could never exactly figure out why.

Yeah, me neither. But it is.

An old girlfriend of mine who was of a theatrical bent used to wear my coat, shirt and tie to her job sometimes. I don't recall her telling me beforehand that she was going to do this. It was really provocative.
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Re: Legend has it, he was portly and stank of nectar - Dec 14 2007
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2007, 05:42:12 pm »
One time I fulfilled a mini-fantasy for the guy I was dating by re-enacting the "dress shirt" scene from An American President. 

I guess I sort of look like Annette Benning a little? 

Anyway, it was fun.  Guys are so easy. 
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Re: Legend has it, he was portly and stank of nectar - Dec 14 2007
« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2007, 05:49:04 pm »
This conversation about repressed sexual desires to see women dressed as boys is kind of disturbing.
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Re: Legend has it, he was portly and stank of nectar - Dec 14 2007
« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2007, 05:49:48 pm »
Who's repressed? 
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Re: Legend has it, he was portly and stank of nectar - Dec 14 2007
« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2007, 05:51:20 pm »
Quote from: jldunston on December 15, 2007, 05:49:48 pm
Who's repressed? 

Quote from: littlefallsmets on December 14, 2007, 08:36:31 pm
I've always had a thing for the waitresses in the little bowtie.

There's something... hot about ladies dressed in men's formal wear but... I could never exactly figure out why.
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Guy at my watering hole: "Acap, why do you keep coming to Jack's?They just serve shitty burgers and happen to have beers on tap."
Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.
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