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Re: Hey Paul...
« Reply #15 on: December 25, 2007, 08:25:11 pm »

Uh-oh, here comes Robin Williams.
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Re: Hey Paul...
« Reply #16 on: December 25, 2007, 11:14:01 pm »

haha.  I don't regret doing it, but I do regret each time I am annoying as shit to someone with it, and paying that person the next day.
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Re: Hey Paul...
« Reply #17 on: December 26, 2007, 08:19:51 pm »

I quit buying pot when the price soared to $25 for a quarter oz.  Apparently they have been trying to woo me back ever since by stabilizing the price.

I can't speak to the current price of weed as I haven't purchased any in over 20 years, but my pot smoking friends all smoke the really good shit that will take the top of your head off.  The last time I smoked pot (two Christmases ago) I was high for three days on one toke.
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Re: Hey Paul...
« Reply #18 on: December 27, 2007, 12:06:30 am »

I quit buying pot when the price soared to $25 for a quarter oz.  Apparently they have been trying to woo me back ever since by stabilizing the price.

I can't speak to the current price of weed as I haven't purchased any in over 20 years, but my pot smoking friends all smoke the really good shit that will take the top of your head off.  The last time I smoked pot (two Christmases ago) I was high for three days on one toke.
Yea wtf is up with that? My friend took one toke of this new stuff and he was useless as a ping pong partner for basically half a week.
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Re: Hey Paul...
« Reply #19 on: December 27, 2007, 12:41:45 am »

Yeah, that stuff is awesome.
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Re: Hey Paul...
« Reply #20 on: December 27, 2007, 12:56:51 am »

Yea wtf is up with that? My friend took one toke of this new stuff and he was useless as a ping pong partner for basically half a week.

This is true.  I took a drag off a friend's pipe a few years ago and forgot how to play the guitar.  Which sucked, because we were recording that night. 
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Re: Hey Paul...
« Reply #21 on: December 27, 2007, 01:44:05 am »

As a kid, I had really bad asthma. So what was the natural, rebellious thing to do as a teenager? Why, smoke 2 packs of Marlboro reds per day in high school, of course! Then I was smoking some ungodly joint with my friends, passed out (my lips and fingernails were blue, I guess) and busted out my front tooth and part of the tooth next to it. GREAT JOERB!!! I got to have a root canal on Number 8.

Then I had the brilliant idea of getting my crowns replaced in Alaska. The work that the dentist did was heinous. Guess what he had done before he came to AK to be a dentist -- he was a prison dentist. Suh-weeeeeeeet. It will be 2010 before insurance will pay to replace them, and even then they only cover 50% and the original has to be damaged and irreparable. Plus, the fragile little root canal will probably snap like a twig in a gale when the non-prison-dentist tries to take it off with their crazy-ass, Dremel-like tools and I'll have to get an implant. I hope they come up with nonmetallic implants by then, because of my stupid metal allergies.
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Re: Hey Paul...
« Reply #22 on: December 27, 2007, 02:32:34 am »

Well I didn't break any teeth, but I did take about 30 minutes to drive the 1 miles to my house.  I had to leave the party because I had lost the ability to communicate with words.
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Re: Hey Paul...
« Reply #23 on: December 27, 2007, 02:37:11 am »

As a kid, I had really bad asthma. So what was the natural, rebellious thing to do as a teenager? Why, smoke 2 packs of Marlboro reds per day in high school, of course!
40 cigarettes a day?? Jesus fuck, were you smoking them in class?
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Re: Hey Paul...
« Reply #24 on: December 27, 2007, 02:42:35 am »

Well I didn't break any teeth, but I did take about 30 minutes to drive the 1 miles to my house.  I had to leave the party because I had lost the ability to communicate with words.

Heh, I am having a great mental image of a young Paul trying to communicate through interpretive dance to his stoned pals. Awesome.

40 cigarettes a day?? Jesus fuck, were you smoking them in class?

Pretty close... we had "designated smoking areas" on campus, one at either end (we had a very large campus). Between classes I would dart out there, suck down one or two, and then get back to class. Lots of chain-smoking. I don't think I had to be at my after-school job every night after school; however, smoke breaks are a great way to get a few minutes of peace and quiet. If you don't smoke, you just look lazy.
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Re: Hey Paul...
« Reply #25 on: December 27, 2007, 03:20:20 am »

Heh, I am having a great mental image of a young Paul trying to communicate through interpretive dance to his stoned pals. Awesome.

This was just two years ago, but I guess I'm still young.  I keep telling myself that anyway.
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Re: Hey Paul...
« Reply #26 on: December 27, 2007, 03:25:41 am »

Yeah, I smoke like 25-30 cigarettes a day, if I am smoking pre rolls, but in high school I smoked way more.  Chain smoking all the time.  I couldn't smoke at school though. 


smoke breaks are a great way to get a few minutes of peace and quiet. If you don't smoke, you just look lazy.

That is so true.  I have a friend who, when he had to get a 9-5 job, smoked just to get breaks.
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Re: Hey Paul...
« Reply #27 on: December 27, 2007, 03:39:29 am »

I smoked from age 14 to about 34, but I never got much over a pack a day - and that was when I could smoke a lot during the day. We didn't get off campus much during school, just at lunch. Plus I was saving my lung room for weed.
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Re: Hey Paul...
« Reply #28 on: December 27, 2007, 03:11:56 pm »

smoke breaks are a great way to get a few minutes of peace and quiet. If you don't smoke, you just look lazy.
This is almost exactly why I started smoking. When i got my first after school job, i noticed all the managers and owners would step out simultaneously for "Production Meeting"s. They were producing smoke, and so I joined the party... as a career move. It paid off. Smoke For Success, kids.
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Re: Hey Paul...
« Reply #29 on: December 27, 2007, 03:22:14 pm »

If you don't smoke, you just look lazy.

Uh, people, you are not fooling anyone.  Well, OK, you are fooling some of the people some of the time - I once had a horrible job at a vet briefly, and the thing that pushed me over the edge to quit was the time that she yelled at me because I was standing around not working for a minute - because the only person who could tell me what to do was outside taking a smoke break, out of sight, out of mind.
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