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2nd January 2008 - that awkward phase in a band's life when it becomes a woman
« on: January 02, 2008, 12:50:39 am »
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01022008

Does Ray put on a hat and scarf and go out delivering copies of the new book he's written every January 2nd?
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Re: 2nd January 2008 - that awkward phase in a band's life when it becomes a wom
« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2008, 12:53:24 am »
Curses!  Beaten to the punch because I was too busy looking up what book that ISBN actually belonged to.
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Re: 2nd January 2008 - that awkward phase in a band's life when it becomes a woman
« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2008, 01:09:06 am »
A suitable ISBN, to be sure.

Ray don't try, Ray just does.
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Re: 2nd January 2008 - that awkward phase in a band's life when it becomes a woman
« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2008, 01:11:14 am »
Maybe now Jamiroquai will finally grow into its face
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Re: 2nd January 2008 - that awkward phase in a band's life when it becomes a wom
« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2008, 01:13:02 am »
Awesome! I didn't even notice the ISBN upon my first reading of this comic, thank you for posting it. I wonder if Onstad just randomly picked that ISBN, or if he got the Eating Dangerously book as a Christmas pressie and decided to put it on Ray's Jamiroquai book.
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Re: 2nd January 2008 - that awkward phase in a band's life when it becomes a wom
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2008, 01:43:29 am »
You know what I want for my birthday? Victoria's memory.

And I wish I could give Dexter a thousand cans for thinking to look up that ISBN, which is no way a coincidence. I'm sure Onstad got no less than three copies of that book for Christmas.

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Re: 2nd January 2008 - that awkward phase in a band's life when it becomes a wom
« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2008, 02:26:27 am »
I almost got that book for my mom. Maybe I should have.
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Re: 2nd January 2008 - that awkward phase in a band's life when it becomes a wom
« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2008, 02:30:23 am »
Quote from: CortJstr on January 02, 2008, 01:11:14 am
Maybe now Jamiroquai will finally grow into its face

Or the ginormous hat.
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Re: 2nd January 2008 - that awkward phase in a band's life when it becomes a wom
« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2008, 07:18:49 am »
"Are You There, God? It's Me, Jamiroquai" absolutely cracked me up. I can't say why.
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Re: 2nd January 2008 - that awkward phase in a band's life when it becomes a wom
« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2008, 03:14:32 pm »
Reminds of this Jay Pinkerton bit: Are You There, God? It's Me, Masturbating.

Also, I liked this one, but there was nothing to equal the phrase "You about to get hit in the eyes with some cask-strength gay, brother" from last year's version.
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Re: 2nd January 2008 - that awkward phase in a band's life when it becomes a wom
« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2008, 04:08:00 pm »
Quote from: Are You There, God? It's Me, Masturbating

God gets comfortable on adjoining chair, in a "Let Me Rap Atcha"
kind of pose.
In my dreams of God, he is always getting ready to rap at me.
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Re: 2nd January 2008 - that awkward phase in a band's life when it becomes a wom
« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2008, 04:25:20 pm »
two things ruined the illusion for me:
people get naked to jack off?
and:
kids know that there is porn other than on the internet?
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Re: 2nd January 2008 - that awkward phase in a band's life when it becomes a woman
« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2008, 05:39:09 pm »
If The Great Spirit has an anthropomorphic form and it isn't a sexy lady?

Then it is definitely the Notorious BIG, near the end, when he was so fat that his voice sounded like Darth Vader fuckin' Shaq O'Neal.

All walkin' up to the Pearly Gates, all explain' my case to The Big One and The Big One is all:

"That's real, yo... *laboured breath*... like my man Puff say... *laboured breath*... more money you make, more problems you get and jealousy and greed, they just come with the territory like... *laboured breath*... like my man Puff say."

And that's when I'd know its okay.

Biggie Smalls is in charge and as I've never been involved in a gangland shooting, I'm definitely in.
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Re: 2nd January 2008 - that awkward phase in a band's life when it becomes a woman
« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2008, 06:13:43 pm »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on January 02, 2008, 05:39:09 pm
Biggie Smalls is in charge and as I've never been involved in a gangland shooting, I'm definitely in.

Ain't no heaven for a gangsta.
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Re: 2nd January 2008 - that awkward phase in a band's life when it becomes a wom
« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2008, 08:04:29 pm »
You have to love a comic that has reached such a point in its sense of self as to get regular humor out of several of the characters' side careers in literature.
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