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Author Topic: 14 Jan 2008 - MARLENE FUCKS BALD PEOPLE  (Read 11079 times)

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Re: 14 Jan 2008 - MARLENE FUCKS BALD PEOPLE
« Reply #45 on: January 15, 2008, 05:12:27 pm »
Dude, that is totally a personal preference -- for the shaver, that is.  If some guy told me I had to shave my coochie coo, I'd be like, "screw off, asshole."  But some of us actually just find it more comfortable to be hairless. 

I prefer hairy-chested men, FWIW.  Or at least men who are "natural" -- guys who grow no hair naturally aren't an automatic turnoff, but there is nothing that makes me want to bolt like chest stubble. 
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Re: 14 Jan 2008 - MARLENE FUCKS BALD PEOPLE
« Reply #46 on: January 15, 2008, 09:42:17 pm »
I just find it weird that muffs have fallen so far out of favor. Not a fan of the plucked-chicken look, m'self.
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Re: 14 Jan 2008 - MARLENE FUCKS BALD PEOPLE
« Reply #47 on: January 15, 2008, 11:03:50 pm »
I just want to stop and recognize inev for CortJstr'ing CortJstr one page back. Good show, sir. Good show.
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Re: 14 Jan 2008 - MARLENE FUCKS BALD PEOPLE
« Reply #48 on: January 16, 2008, 12:20:46 am »
Yeah, I'm with ya, Bim.

It's one thing if a lady's private decoration is trailing up the tummy and down the legs and she wants to shape it into a traditional vee... I'm fine with that.

But bald or almost bald down there is just... weird and unnatural and at least a little bit pedo-y.

Stranges me out.

We are mammals! We have hair! It is totally fine that we have hair.

Hairy legs on a lady has never been a turn-off for me, either. I prefer that a lady shave her underarms but, then again, I think everyone should do that. I do that myself so that I don't have to apply deodorant more than once a day.
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Re: 14 Jan 2008 - MARLENE FUCKS BALD PEOPLE
« Reply #49 on: January 16, 2008, 12:26:31 am »
Man, TOUAMBies love to talk about lady-hair. We seem to revisit this topic once a week at least.
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Re: 14 Jan 2008 - MARLENE FUCKS BALD PEOPLE
« Reply #50 on: January 16, 2008, 12:30:12 am »
Nerd girls and sick fucks.

That's what's here, we're going to mostly end up covering topics for those two groups.

Sick fucks definitely have strong well-defined opinions on pubic hair.

Nerd girls definitely have strong well-defined opinions on luggage and scents and things.

It is the circle of 'net and it is okay.
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Re: 14 Jan 2008 - MARLENE FUCKS BALD PEOPLE
« Reply #51 on: January 16, 2008, 12:33:26 am »
Quote from: linnea on January 16, 2008, 12:26:31 am
Man, TOUAMBies love to talk about lady-hair. We seem to revisit this topic once a week at least.

It's because everyone's secret hope is that with enough conversation, the ladies of the board will somehow decide as a group to compair our beaver pelts (or lack there of) via photos posted for all to see.  Didn't you know this Linnea?  Is that why you didn't respond to my PM regarding the photo session JL organized?
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Re: 14 Jan 2008 - MARLENE FUCKS BALD PEOPLE
« Reply #52 on: January 16, 2008, 12:36:50 am »
yeah, I was thinking, we talk about this an awful lot.
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Re: 14 Jan 2008 - MARLENE FUCKS BALD PEOPLE
« Reply #53 on: January 16, 2008, 01:42:19 am »
Man, nobody ever asks me to lady-hair-comparing sessions.

Which is, uh, probably for the best.
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Re: 14 Jan 2008 - MARLENE FUCKS BALD PEOPLE
« Reply #54 on: January 16, 2008, 01:48:23 am »
Quote from: V-Adore on January 16, 2008, 01:42:19 am
Man, nobody ever asks me to lady-hair-comparing sessions.

Which is, uh, probably for the best.

Wow, you were drunker than I though you were.  I told Wombat it was a bad idea for the two of you to "beer" bomb Tequila.  I hope you at least remember the pillow fight, because it meant something to me.  I... I thought it was special.
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Re: 14 Jan 2008 - MARLENE FUCKS BALD PEOPLE
« Reply #55 on: January 16, 2008, 02:03:00 am »
Quote from: side_show on January 16, 2008, 01:48:23 am
Wow, you were drunker than I though you were.  I told Wombat it was a bad idea for the two of you to "beer" bomb Tequila.  I hope you at least remember the pillow fight, because it meant something to me.  I... I thought it was special.

Heh heh heh... those memories will live forever on our secret Flickr page.

Quote from: side_show on January 16, 2008, 12:33:26 am
It's because everyone's secret hope is that with enough conversation, the ladies of the board will somehow decide as a group to compair our beaver pelts (or lack there of) via photos posted for all to see.  Didn't you know this Linnea?  Is that why you didn't respond to my PM regarding the photo session JL organized?

Aw crap, let me look for it. Maybe it's buried in my PM folder somewhere? Sorry for not replying sooner... let's do it.
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Re: 14 Jan 2008 - MARLENE FUCKS BALD PEOPLE
« Reply #56 on: January 16, 2008, 03:01:09 am »
If there's going to be photography, you should use a pro, and it was just Paul's birhday after all...
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Re: 14 Jan 2008 - MARLENE FUCKS BALD PEOPLE
« Reply #57 on: January 16, 2008, 03:23:49 am »
It's a lingering holdover from our Dumbrella days. I think they had 3 "bewbies and wang" threads while I was reading that board.
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Re: 14 Jan 2008 - MARLENE FUCKS BALD PEOPLE
« Reply #58 on: January 16, 2008, 09:04:52 am »
But we're a higher class of conversationalist. There's nothing taudry about our interests, we just want to be sure the ladies are taking care of themselves and aware of all possible options.
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Re: 14 Jan 2008 - MARLENE FUCKS BALD PEOPLE
« Reply #59 on: January 17, 2008, 04:22:24 am »
Quote from: Doc on January 16, 2008, 03:01:09 am
If there's going to be photography, you should use a pro, and it was just Paul's birhday after all...

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