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Re: Damn you, Oprah!
« Reply #45 on: January 17, 2008, 11:54:06 pm »
I've always wanted to make one of those Jesus giraffe except with a giant fin and it says "Jaws" in the middle of it. Yet another million-dollar novelty invention of mine wasted by my utter lack of production resources.
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Re: Damn you, Oprah!
« Reply #46 on: January 18, 2008, 02:58:52 am »
And some cutesy window decals portraying the members of your family (works best on a minivan) in various stages of eated-ness.
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Re: Damn you, Oprah!
« Reply #47 on: January 18, 2008, 04:22:10 am »
Quote from: lprkn on January 18, 2008, 02:58:52 am
And some cutesy window decals portraying the members of your family (works best on a minivan) in various stages of eated-ness.

Oh Hells Yes.
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Re: Damn you, Oprah!
« Reply #48 on: January 19, 2008, 07:12:12 pm »
Animal Planet will always be the Steve Irwin channel, and there's nothing they can do to stop that.  Sorry, Animal Planet.
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Re: Damn you, Oprah!
« Reply #49 on: January 21, 2008, 02:37:48 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on January 17, 2008, 11:54:06 pm
I've always wanted to make one of those Jesus giraffe except with a giant fin and it says "Jaws" in the middle of it. Yet another million-dollar novelty invention of mine wasted by my utter lack of production resources.

Someone beat you to it -  I saw one of these one on a car a couple years ago - it was eating something, but I don't remember what...
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Re: Damn you, Oprah!
« Reply #50 on: January 21, 2008, 04:51:23 am »
I posted my old bumper stickers, including 'What the HELL people' in another thread. The new car? Not a sticker, ever. Neat and clean.
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Re: Damn you, Oprah!
« Reply #51 on: January 21, 2008, 05:13:32 am »
Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on January 21, 2008, 04:51:23 am
I posted my old bumper stickers, including 'What the HELL people' in another thread. The new car? Not a sticker, ever. Neat and clean.

What is your new car? Did you ever get rid of the Silverado?
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Re: Damn you, Oprah!
« Reply #52 on: January 21, 2008, 02:54:42 pm »
Quote from: linnea on January 21, 2008, 05:13:32 am
What is your new car? Did you ever get rid of the Silverado?



Except mine has a rear spoiler, a wind deflector for the sun roof, and all the little rotary accents. Also I don't park it on the beach.
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Re: Damn you, Oprah!
« Reply #53 on: January 21, 2008, 03:32:25 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on January 21, 2008, 02:54:42 pm

Except mine has a rear spoiler, a wind deflector for the sun roof, and all the little rotary accents. Also I don't park it on the beach.
You have a car that is basically an engineering masterpiece that I respect a lot. The rx7 and rx8 rotary engines are amazing little guys.
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Re: Damn you, Oprah!
« Reply #54 on: January 21, 2008, 06:09:25 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on January 21, 2008, 02:54:42 pm


Except mine has a rear spoiler, a wind deflector for the sun roof, and all the little rotary accents. Also I don't park it on the beach.

It is... beautiful. Damn. I love that color, too. Great choice!
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Re: Damn you, Oprah!
« Reply #55 on: January 21, 2008, 07:06:25 pm »
Quote from: linnea on January 21, 2008, 06:09:25 pm
It is... beautiful. Damn. I love that color, too. Great choice!

Thankee, Ma'am. Rides cheerfully provided upon request.
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Re: Damn you, Oprah!
« Reply #56 on: January 21, 2008, 07:31:03 pm »
This is my license plate.
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Re: Damn you, Oprah!
« Reply #57 on: January 21, 2008, 08:10:54 pm »
On Saturday the SO and I were out and saw a plate that said   PHKIT on a big, immaculatly clean truck.

The SO said "what's a PH Kit?"  and I breifly thought of my aquariums PH test kit, but then I said "Fuck it." 

I wonder how he got away with getting such a plate - they've clearly banned all the really fun words.
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Re: Damn you, Oprah!
« Reply #58 on: January 22, 2008, 12:24:48 am »
I couldn't find the thread, but I swear I've told you guys before about the plate my friend saw in Greensboro one time. 

It was parked in a Pizza Hut parking lot, and it said:

ANUSTART
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Re: Damn you, Oprah!
« Reply #59 on: January 22, 2008, 02:48:37 am »
Quote from: jldunston on January 22, 2008, 12:24:48 am
I couldn't find the thread, but I swear I've told you guys before about the plate my friend saw in Greensboro one time. 

It was parked in a Pizza Hut parking lot, and it said:

ANUSTART

I would wait to see whose that was, certainly.
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