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Author Topic: 28 Jan 2008: So I decree it, so it shall be.  (Read 3243 times)

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28 Jan 2008: So I decree it, so it shall be.
« on: January 28, 2008, 07:07:02 pm »
Declaration of Independence 2.0

It's been a while since I've had the honor of first-posting. 

I hope this is building to something...it has such potential.  But man, that Jefferson was such a drama queen. 

Seriously. 

Ninja Edit: Apparently I do not know what day it is. 
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Re: 28 Jan 2008: So I decree it, so it shall be.
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2008, 07:19:34 pm »
At this rate Ray is going to run out of acceptable states pretty quickly. I'm guessing that Texas is next to go.
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Re: 28 Jan 2008: So I decree it, so it shall be.
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2008, 07:55:29 pm »
On a related note, it would appear that candidate Ray Smuckles is rather ahead of the curve with his "more chickeny chicken" platform:

http://embeds.blogs.foxnews.com/2008/01/28/huckabee-on-romneys-fried-chicken-moment/

I'm sure we'll be seeing all the other candidates weigh in on chicken after this.  Can't wait to hear Ron Paul's take.  Nevertheless, Smuckles was, is, and always will be the original Chickeny Chicken candidate.
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Re: 28 Jan 2008: So I decree it, so it shall be.
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2008, 08:07:06 pm »
Ron Paul is pro chicken. Ray doesn't need Florida and neither do I. That place is humid and filled with insects the size of baseballs and wildlife that doesn't know its place is not a pool.
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Re: 28 Jan 2008: So I decree it, so it shall be.
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2008, 08:11:52 pm »
I think Ron Paul would be pro-chicken, but if you actually heard him talk about his position he would say about 20 things that ticked me off.
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Re: 28 Jan 2008: So I decree it, so it shall be.
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2008, 08:44:59 pm »
I'm going to try to work the phrase "the lofty and broadly-defined organism" into my Ph. D. thesis.
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Re: 28 Jan 2008: So I decree it, so it shall be.
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2008, 09:57:20 pm »
Quote from: Victoria Waterfield on January 28, 2008, 08:44:59 pm
I'm going to try to work the phrase "the lofty and broadly-defined organism" into my Ph. D. thesis.

In my personal experience at least, no one proofreads the index of a PhD thesis to remove the names of fictional characters. So you might even be able to get Ray's name in there.
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Re: 28 Jan 2008: So I decree it, so it shall be.
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2008, 10:29:51 pm »
I am hoping that Roast Beef will somehow give Ray a Slap.
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Re: 28 Jan 2008: So I decree it, so it shall be.
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2008, 10:45:07 pm »
Quote from: wombat on January 28, 2008, 09:57:20 pm
In my personal experience at least, no one proofreads the index of a PhD thesis to remove the names of fictional characters. So you might even be able to get Ray's name in there.

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Re: 28 Jan 2008: So I decree it, so it shall be.
« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2008, 12:36:44 am »
Eh. Not really liking it.
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Re: 28 Jan 2008: So I decree it, so it shall be.
« Reply #10 on: January 29, 2008, 12:42:40 am »
I think I actually actively dislike this strip. Which is something new in the relationship between Achewood and myself.

Quote from: theinevitable on January 28, 2008, 10:29:51 pm
I am hoping that Roast Beef will somehow give Ray a Slap.

This would make it all better.
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Re: 28 Jan 2008: So I decree it, so it shall be.
« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2008, 03:39:10 am »
I don't know if it's just me, but Ray seems to be acting very out of character. I really hope this is just some sort of Liebot scheme, and maybe someone gets shot?
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Re: 28 Jan 2008: So I decree it, so it shall be.
« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2008, 04:09:22 am »
Power... the potential for power... has corrupted Ray in a way that simply having Throwin' Around Money couldn't.

He is like Dildo Baggins and that ring.

It is more interesting than funny, exactly, but I'm up for seeing where it goes.
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Re: 28 Jan 2008: So I decree it, so it shall be.
« Reply #13 on: January 29, 2008, 04:16:32 am »
I think Ray is acting exactly how we would expect Ray to react in this situation. He operates in a simplistic mindset that makes efficient decisions
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Re: 28 Jan 2008: So I decree it, so it shall be.
« Reply #14 on: January 29, 2008, 04:17:12 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on January 29, 2008, 04:09:22 am
Power... the potential for power... has corrupted Ray in a way that simply having Throwin' Around Money couldn't.

He is like Dildo Baggins and that ring.

It is more interesting than funny, exactly, but I'm up for seeing where it goes.

Or perhaps Ray has fallen under the influence of Lazarus again. It could be hiding under the bed and talking to Ray in his sleep.
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