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[CortJstr]

http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=02052008

That's right, there are like 9 classic lines from Beef and Molly but Mr. Bear owns you. I would totally sit under something called a "seasonal happiness lamp" for a spell. Not a while, or a moment, but a spell.

[littlefallsmets]

In my world, there is nothing more funny and less sexy than complex sexual role-plays.

"Oh, c'mon, honey... lets play Broke Depressed Dracula and Insecure Hooker!"

It basically all sounds that crazy to me... but y'know, if it ducks your quack, go for it, of course. Just know that if I hear about it, I'm gonna laugh.

[Death Ray]

In my world, there is nothing more funny and less sexy than complex sexual role-plays.

"Oh, c'mon, honey... lets play Broke Depressed Dracula and Insecure Hooker!"

Um, that dialogue rang a little too close to home, in my instance.

[ryanpeq]

I laughed harder at today's Achewood strip than I have in quite some time. 

[colmore]

My apartment in New York is awesome.  Our walls are nice and thick so my roommates and I don't hear each others' sex lives, but the floors are thin so we get to hear the newlyweds downstairs and the young parents upstairs.  As we're all in our mid-20s, it's pretty nice to have near nightly confirmation that the next fifteen years or so of aging doesn't have to be terrible.

[Beatrice]

ah, i remember the day i realized that the violent-sounding "fights" i'd heard between the attractive couple above me were quite the opposite.  alas i made things akward by having previously shared my concerns with my roomate ("do you think i should say something?  they're throwing things around!  what if it's abusive?  yeah, it's weird they only fight really late at night.  yeah, he seemed like such a cool dude") first.

[V-Adore]

Teodor's facial expressions are also precious. This strip is pure quality.

[mrdna1]

man, if I'd known that those lamps could get you laid I would've bought one ages ago.

[linnea]

I laughed harder at today's Achewood strip than I have in quite some time. 

Teodor's facial expressions are also precious. This strip is pure quality.

I had no idea that someone could work a S.O. S.A.D. lamp into bizarre sexual roleplaying, but good on Molly and Beef. This is bloody hilarious.

[chuanoplast]

Today's strip elicited a loud guffaw. Beef's last line totally got me.

[MagFlare]

Behold the true face of Dracula!

While I'm putting myself in danger of becoming That Guy Who Thinks About a Cartoon Cat's Dick, it occurs to me that this is the first time we've ever heard anything positive about Beef's bozack. Usually we just hear about how his Vas Deferens filled up with blood frequently during his childhood, or how his dong is a vestigial remnant of the true, prehistoric dong. Here we're seeing it actually meeting someone's approval.

[robot_god]

Behold the true face of Dracula!

Hey, I never noticed before that Beef's deck is a homemade wood board.

[colmore]

"I laughed, I cried, I blacked out."

[wombat]

So I get out of the hospital

Wait, did I miss something?

[AugustWest]

Wait, did I miss something?

Uh, yeah.  What's this hospital talk?