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Mafia Names
« on: February 25, 2008, 09:26:44 pm »
Inspired by the Feb 21 "The Kid Who Ended the Mafia" strip, I ask you all: What would YOUR mafia gangster name be?

Mine is "Tony Car Trunks".
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Re: Mafia Names
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2008, 09:47:15 pm »
I guess I'd be Bobby Passive Aggression.
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Re: Mafia Names
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2008, 11:39:08 pm »
Paul: Lens Cap
Linnea: "Kitties!"
A-CAP: Fountainhead

I'm not as good at this as Ash.
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Re: Mafia Names
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2008, 11:53:27 pm »
I will always think of AW as "The Egg."
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Re: Mafia Names
« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2008, 11:56:36 pm »
Just call me "Bad Cholesterol".
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Re: Mafia Names
« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2008, 12:05:55 am »
Quote from: CortJstr on February 25, 2008, 11:39:08 pm

Linnea: "Kitties!"


Hey, where is Kitties, anyway?
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Re: Mafia Names
« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2008, 12:28:54 am »
I don't get one?
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Re: Mafia Names
« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2008, 12:40:40 am »
I want to give wombat a reverse name. Like "Circuit Board"
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Re: Mafia Names
« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2008, 12:43:07 am »
Quote from: melack on February 26, 2008, 12:28:54 am
I don't get one?

To me, you will always be Sad Viking Hamburger Man. Isn't that good enough?

(Gee, guess my naming scheme...)
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Re: Mafia Names
« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2008, 01:01:21 am »
Mine is unfortunate.

It was during the 'all-but-forgotten' mafia softball tournament in 1992 that I was nicknamed "Shawny Knee-Pads".

The etymology is sadly forgotten at this point.

I might quit the mafia, you guys.  I can't do this any more.
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Re: Mafia Names
« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2008, 01:03:03 am »
Quote from: Asherdan on February 26, 2008, 12:58:08 am
Funny, does anyone else disable the avatar display? I pulled that about three years ago and only remember it when an avatar is actually mentioned. I find it less distracting and forces me to give you all a 'voice' identifier rather than a mental image so I pay more attention.

Geeze, I pay attention to youse guys? My new nickname is obviously Squirrel Bait.

I'll always think of you as "Big House".
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Re: Mafia Names
« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2008, 01:15:36 am »
Quote from: CortJstr on February 26, 2008, 12:40:40 am
I want to give wombat a reverse name. Like "Circuit Board"

What!!!

I would never disable the avatars. Then I couldn't complain when someone changed their avatar.
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Re: Mafia Names
« Reply #12 on: February 26, 2008, 01:25:53 am »
I don't have a good built-in Mafia Name. My Gang Name is E-Dawg, that I gave myself as a joke at work (based on the fact that I'm the whitest dude alive) back in 2001 that stuck.
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Re: Mafia Names
« Reply #13 on: February 26, 2008, 01:43:07 am »
Choop = The Gif
V-Adore = Bananas (because she's mod most likely to split a topic)
Pedro = High Stick
theinevitable = TI Smoove
Carlos = Diamond Joe
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Re: Mafia Names
« Reply #14 on: February 26, 2008, 01:46:07 am »
Normally I hate it when anyone calls me Johnny, but a guy I knew in college decided I should be "Johnny Koalas".  We were hanging in the student lounge with a bunch of the other dorm rats and I was wearing a tank top that had made sort of pressure-mark "scars" on my back.  I walked over to a vending machine and this guy Mike says, "Damn, what made those gouges on your back?"  Wolf whistles indicated what the gutter-brained onlookers were thinking, but I said, "Nah, it was a drop bear that got me when I was a kid."  My down-under roots were a common topic of discussion, and the natives were suitably horrified by my explanation.  Later the Mafia nickname thing came up in regards to watching Johnny Dangerously.

Years later someone asked me if I had gotten surgery to remove the scars.  I guess the pressure marks from the tank top had really been livid.  Weirdly, I knew exactly what she was referring to and was sort of incredulous that to some degree she had believed my carnivorous koala story.
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