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Author Topic: A screaming clear area with a wig on - March 3 2008  (Read 3036 times)

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A screaming clear area with a wig on - March 3 2008
« on: March 03, 2008, 02:10:23 am »
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=03032008

OK, I'll start the thread if no one else is going to, but I have a policy that it's safer not to comment on Nice Pete.
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Re: A screaming clear area with a wig on - March 3 2008
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2008, 02:13:07 am »
Wow.  That was disturbing.
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Re: A screaming clear area with a wig on - March 3 2008
« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2008, 02:16:29 am »
nice pete knows my ex girlfriend.
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Re: A screaming clear area with a wig on - March 3 2008
« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2008, 02:18:09 am »
Interestingly, most men... myself included... look like special monkeys designed for lifting boxes to me.

Only women look, like, actually human, dudes look more like... crude but functional devices.
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Re: A screaming clear area with a wig on - March 3 2008
« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2008, 02:54:09 am »
I resent that description. 


I have no function whatsoever.
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Re: A screaming clear area with a wig on - March 3 2008
« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2008, 03:42:31 am »
It's nice to see Onstad is back in fine form. Also, a can for the correct thread title.
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Re: A screaming clear area with a wig on - March 3 2008
« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2008, 03:57:34 am »
Guess that whole Mister Band/iMurder thing is water under the bridge.
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Re: A screaming clear area with a wig on - March 3 2008
« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2008, 12:33:45 pm »
Well, Hell, Nice Pete doesn't necessarily mean anything by a murder attempt. He'd murder dead things if science would let him.

Anyway, yes, this strip is creepy as fuck, but in an awesome way.
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Re: A screaming clear area with a wig on - March 3 2008
« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2008, 04:45:18 pm »
I sent a friend a recipe for vaguely Thai-like noodles a little while ago and gave a link to Nice Pete's "cold noodles" blog entry as a sort of comparison thing. He hadn't read Achewood in a while and never really kept up with the blogs, so he forgot that he was reading the words of a fictional cat and was briefly terrified.

I feel like that right now.
« Last Edit: March 03, 2008, 08:14:56 pm by AugustWest »
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Re: A screaming clear area with a wig on - March 3 2008
« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2008, 09:06:10 pm »
Quote from: elfbabe on March 03, 2008, 04:45:18 pm
Nice Pete's "cold noodles" blog entry
Pickled chorizo?

Pickled chorizo?

It was uncanny the first time I read that blog entry, and I'm still baffled by the concept.  Is there a jar filled with brine, next to the pickled pigs feet and pickled eggs, with morose lengths of spicy mexican sausage incubating over the passing years, mathematically approaching infinity on the saltiness scale?
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Re: A screaming clear area with a wig on - March 3 2008
« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2008, 10:06:29 pm »
Women as horrible screaming voids?  Has Nice Pete been reading Dave Sim?

"If you look at [a woman] and see anything besides emptiness, fear and emotional hunger, you are looking at the parts of yourself which have been consumed to that point."
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Re: A screaming clear area with a wig on - March 3 2008
« Reply #11 on: March 03, 2008, 10:29:13 pm »
Quote from: V-Adore on March 03, 2008, 12:33:45 pm
He'd murder dead things if science would let him.

This strip seemed pretty good until I read this and remembered how good Achewood could be.

Also, of course it's the correct title, Wombat is the arbiter in these matters.
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Re: A screaming clear area with a wig on - March 3 2008
« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2008, 12:43:24 am »
Quote from: wombat on March 03, 2008, 02:10:23 am
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=03032008

OK, I'll start the thread if no one else is going to, but I have a policy that it's safer not to comment on Nice Pete.

I'm still waiting to hear Focus on the Family's response to Pete's rejiggering of the Bible to include Ray as savior. I can't believe none of the Republican candidates were ever asked to comment on that.
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Re: A screaming clear area with a wig on - March 3 2008
« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2008, 02:26:26 am »
Interestingly, my mental picture of Dave Sim IS Nice Pete, now.

I cannot imagine Cerebus being driven by anyone other than Nice Pete. It's... kinda neat.
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Re: A screaming clear area with a wig on - March 3 2008
« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2008, 05:00:23 am »
How does this "clear area" thing work?
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