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Re: The Anonymous Hottie of the Indeterminate Time Period
« Reply #60 on: July 02, 2009, 02:39:44 pm »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on July 01, 2009, 05:22:33 am
I dunno... a little too much of the fake-innocent-schoolgirl thing for me.

Conceit turns a dude off, I guess.

im just a sucker for the combination of dark hair and light-colored/frosty eyes.
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Re: The Anonymous Hottie of the Indeterminate Time Period
« Reply #61 on: July 04, 2009, 04:42:57 am »
I am bothered by how into Juno Temple I am based on her combination of  "doesn't know what the fuck is going on" and "really attractive" (and weird, messy hair) in Year One.
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Re: The Anonymous Hottie of the Indeterminate Time Period
« Reply #62 on: July 04, 2009, 05:08:48 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on July 04, 2009, 04:42:57 am
I am bothered by how into Juno Temple I am based on her combination of  "doesn't know what the fuck is going on" and "really attractive" (and weird, messy hair) in Year One.

sometimes a soul boner(or mental boner, if you prefer) translates into a physical boner.  other times, your soul is otherwise occupied and its because of titties.
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Re: The Anonymous Hottie of the Indeterminate Time Period
« Reply #63 on: July 06, 2009, 03:16:44 am »
Typical: ends up she is the child of two rock-music-documentary makers.

I am destined to follow the path of "the guy who reads about rock music more than he listens to it."
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Re: The Anonymous Hottie of the Indeterminate Time Period
« Reply #64 on: July 08, 2009, 04:54:09 pm »
I got it bad for Samantha Brown from the Travel Channel.
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Re: The Anonymous Hottie of the Indeterminate Time Period
« Reply #65 on: July 08, 2009, 09:17:41 pm »
Uh.... who DOESN'T, Turb?

Seriously.

I just assumed that every human alive past the age of sexual awakening had the hots for her.

Perky librarian type. Excellent.
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Re: The Anonymous Hottie of the Indeterminate Time Period
« Reply #66 on: July 09, 2009, 03:54:03 pm »
Yeah, I guess she isn't so "anonymous" given that she's on TV several hours a week as opposed to popping up in a commercial here or there and I shouldn't be surprised that I'm not the only one who digs.

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Re: The Anonymous Hottie of the Indeterminate Time Period
« Reply #67 on: July 15, 2009, 06:38:06 am »
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Re: The Anonymous Hottie of the Indeterminate Time Period
« Reply #68 on: July 15, 2009, 08:00:39 am »
I would.

I SINCERELY HOPE NO WOMEN WERE OFFENDED BY THE OBJECTIFYING NATURE OF THIS POST.
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Re: The Anonymous Hottie of the Indeterminate Time Period
« Reply #69 on: July 15, 2009, 02:43:21 pm »
'that Nigella?
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Re: The Anonymous Hottie of the Indeterminate Time Period
« Reply #70 on: July 15, 2009, 06:16:09 pm »
I don't know who that is, but can someone get her to burn that dress? Yuck.
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Re: The Anonymous Hottie of the Indeterminate Time Period
« Reply #71 on: July 15, 2009, 07:49:44 pm »
I find myself agreeink with you here (well I really don't care what happens to the dress, but, you know...)

I miss Vlad.
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Re: The Anonymous Hottie of the Indeterminate Time Period
« Reply #72 on: July 16, 2009, 02:31:29 am »
Whoever she is, I don't forsee any boudoir evictions on the basis of cracker-based infractions.
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Re: The Anonymous Hottie of the Indeterminate Time Period
« Reply #73 on: July 16, 2009, 05:12:19 am »
Cracker Infraction would be a very nice band name, if you wouldn't always get filed next to, and mistaken for a Cracker album named Infraction.
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Re: The Anonymous Hottie of the Indeterminate Time Period
« Reply #74 on: July 16, 2009, 07:01:22 am »
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