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Re: The Anonymous Hottie of the Indeterminate Time Period
« Reply #75 on: July 16, 2009, 07:32:45 am »
I feel like the high waist and full skirt obscure her figure. What is with that? Own it. Own your figure.

at the same time, I am 100% for big flowy dresses/skirts.
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Re: The Anonymous Hottie of the Indeterminate Time Period
« Reply #76 on: July 16, 2009, 03:45:36 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on July 16, 2009, 07:32:45 am
I feel like the high waist and full skirt obscure her figure. What is with that? Own it. Own your figure.

at the same time, I am 100% for big flowy dresses/skirts.

according to what little i know of womens fashion, the idea of the high waste/flowiness is to make her hips and midsection appear smaller.  i dont think she is insecure, i think shes just showing of the dress because thats what she paid to do.  knawmean?
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Re: The Anonymous Hottie of the Indeterminate Time Period
« Reply #77 on: July 16, 2009, 06:15:13 pm »
There is something wonderfully... democratic about a lady of that kind of build.

A lusty kind of strength to shoulders and hips like that.

The ability to absorb and mete out energy equally, you know, for democratically exhausting sexy-times.

Something to be said for a Lady of Substance.
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Re: The Anonymous Hottie of the Indeterminate Time Period
« Reply #78 on: July 16, 2009, 06:20:30 pm »
Amen to that.
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Re: The Anonymous Hottie of the Indeterminate Time Period
« Reply #79 on: July 16, 2009, 06:42:00 pm »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on July 16, 2009, 06:15:13 pm
Something to be said for a Lady of Substance.

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Re: The Anonymous Hottie of the Indeterminate Time Period
« Reply #80 on: July 16, 2009, 08:23:39 pm »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on July 16, 2009, 02:31:29 am
Whoever she is, I don't forsee any boudoir evictions on the basis of cracker-based infractions.

The punchline to that gag is to say "Right, Crackers?" while looking down at your junk.
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Re: The Anonymous Hottie of the Indeterminate Time Period
« Reply #81 on: July 17, 2009, 04:03:47 am »
uhhhhh.... were all in agreement.  now what?
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Re: The Anonymous Hottie of the Indeterminate Time Period
« Reply #82 on: July 17, 2009, 05:18:28 am »
now what is her name? let her not remain anonymous, that we may go ogle her!
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Re: The Anonymous Hottie of the Indeterminate Time Period
« Reply #83 on: July 17, 2009, 05:19:02 am »
I guess the "now what?" is to share the existence of a lady you're heavily attracted to that's more divisive?

And then, hopefully, debate ensues?

I dunno, though. The people in these parts tend to have a broad appreciation for... broad appreciation.

Unless you're lying or pretending just to start a false debate, most of the guys and a few of the girls will probably chime in to agree.
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Re: The Anonymous Hottie of the Indeterminate Time Period
« Reply #84 on: July 17, 2009, 05:30:12 am »
whatever smets
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Re: The Anonymous Hottie of the Indeterminate Time Period
« Reply #85 on: July 17, 2009, 08:14:20 am »
here's a debate.

luscious curves, or manageable curves?

Sometimes the curves are too much. Do you know what I mean?

Like, my optimum curves are "a handful," I think. 
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Re: The Anonymous Hottie of the Indeterminate Time Period
« Reply #86 on: July 17, 2009, 09:28:34 am »
Yeah, you want a serviceable amount of curves. I've got a friend who believes that the ideal rudeness of titties equates roughly to the size of the lady's head but frankly that titty is too rude for me, I need a titty of manageable size.
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Re: The Anonymous Hottie of the Indeterminate Time Period
« Reply #87 on: July 17, 2009, 02:44:50 pm »
Quote from: Doc on July 17, 2009, 09:28:34 am
Yeah, you want a serviceable amount of curves. I've got a friend who believes that the ideal rudeness of titties equates roughly to the size of the lady's head but frankly that titty is too rude for me, I need a titty of manageable size.

You don't want rude turning into mean, d'you know what I mean? Mm-hmm.

If there is such a thing as too rude of a set of titties, is there such a thing as "too polite"? I say yes.

Also this got me thinking, can fake titties even be rude? I'm thinkin' no. Not that I don't like fake titties, but it is clear that rudeness is not in their repertoire. Thoughts?

I knew a girl in High School with rude titties. We were friends, but we could have been better friends, and I mean that both ways.
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Re: The Anonymous Hottie of the Indeterminate Time Period
« Reply #88 on: July 17, 2009, 04:08:34 pm »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on July 17, 2009, 05:19:02 am
I guess the "now what?" is to share the existence of a lady you're heavily attracted to that's more divisive?

And then, hopefully, debate ensues?

I dunno, though. The people in these parts tend to have a broad appreciation for... broad appreciation.

Unless you're lying or pretending just to start a false debate, most of the guys and a few of the girls will probably chime in to agree.

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Re: The Anonymous Hottie of the Indeterminate Time Period
« Reply #89 on: July 17, 2009, 04:53:34 pm »
The internet is good for nothing if you cannot find pictures of Amy de Lucia in it (She was "Bobbi" in Supertroopers). Back in the day when I would get these so-called "crushes", she made a deep impression on me. Something to do with big eyes, maybe, big enough to make little folds underneath them, giving her a perennial look of having just woken* up...

* - I screwed up the conjugation of this verb, didn't I? Can't figure it out for the life of me...
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