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Author Topic: Pretend Sports '08 - This Time, Its Personal!  (Read 42432 times)

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Re: Pretend Sports '08 - This Time, Its Personal!
« Reply #135 on: April 22, 2008, 03:14:59 am »
Anderson really is kind of... at the end of his string, isn't he?

He isn't in that Mo Vaughn range where both Castillo and Delgado are and I wanna put my fist through the wall at all times because of it but... yeah. Dude really should'a hung 'em up last year.
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Re: Pretend Sports '08 - This Time, Its Personal!
« Reply #136 on: April 22, 2008, 11:55:46 pm »
I guess we'll have to agree to disagree on the fact that Anderson is or has ever been a particularly good player.
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Re: Pretend Sports '08 - This Time, Its Personal!
« Reply #137 on: April 23, 2008, 04:30:26 am »
JJ Putz is healthy and looking for a good home.

Whatcha all got?
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Re: Pretend Sports '08 - This Time, Its Personal!
« Reply #138 on: April 23, 2008, 04:26:44 pm »
I will trade you my motherfuck*ng left testicle for JJ Putz.
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Re: Pretend Sports '08 - This Time, Its Personal!
« Reply #139 on: April 23, 2008, 04:27:19 pm »
That's not a figure of speech, by the way. I will really do it.
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Re: Pretend Sports '08 - This Time, Its Personal!
« Reply #140 on: April 23, 2008, 05:46:04 pm »
Quote from: melack on April 23, 2008, 04:26:44 pm
I will trade you my motherfuck*ng left testicle for JJ Putz.
Oddly enough, human testicles don't have the buying power that you might think.  Males already have two (the minimum necessary plus a spare) and women generally find them icky - particularly when they open a FedEx box to find one.

Astronauts and Lance Armstrong might be in the market.
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Re: Pretend Sports '08 - This Time, Its Personal!
« Reply #141 on: April 23, 2008, 06:02:24 pm »
I don't see how LFM can't benefit from having a third testicle, possibly worn around his neck as a pendant.
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Re: Pretend Sports '08 - This Time, Its Personal!
« Reply #142 on: April 23, 2008, 06:40:30 pm »
I personally know a dude with a trio pack. He lost one while we were playing rugby, and when he got to the hospital they told him they could hook him up with a synthetic testicle. Naturally, he asked for 2. Insurance paid for the first nut, he paid for the other. This guy can also eat an entire beer can. Personally I feel like the third wheel would get bulky? Like that is a lot to be dangling around in the under carriage.
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Re: Pretend Sports '08 - This Time, Its Personal!
« Reply #143 on: April 23, 2008, 06:49:51 pm »
This may or may not be a good time to mention that I have a very small, hardly distinguishable third nipple. To the untrained eye, it looks like a little scar. But close up, yep, it's a nipple.
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Re: Pretend Sports '08 - This Time, Its Personal!
« Reply #144 on: April 23, 2008, 08:22:57 pm »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on April 23, 2008, 06:40:30 pm
I personally know a dude with a trio pack. He lost one while we were playing rugby...
Bitten off by an angry hooker?
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Re: Pretend Sports '08 - This Time, Its Personal!
« Reply #145 on: April 25, 2008, 12:05:59 am »
Can we get a list up of who's who? I'd like to know who I'm losing to/sharking.
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Re: Pretend Sports '08 - This Time, Its Personal!
« Reply #146 on: April 25, 2008, 12:25:37 am »
I am The Damned Human Race... because I am a huge fan of the work of Mark Twain.

(Also: mood disorders.)
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Re: Pretend Sports '08 - This Time, Its Personal!
« Reply #147 on: April 25, 2008, 12:27:11 am »
I'm the Flying Dutch Ovens.
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Re: Pretend Sports '08 - This Time, Its Personal!
« Reply #148 on: April 25, 2008, 02:41:02 am »
Banana Town represent!
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Re: Pretend Sports '08 - This Time, Its Personal!
« Reply #149 on: April 25, 2008, 01:05:49 pm »
I think I have nearly pieced together our league directory:

Damned Human Race       LFMets
Flying Dutch Ovens       Golfhaus
The Muttonheads       AugustWest
Banana Town Bashers       Carlos del Vaca
Zombie Reagans       melack
THE MEN WITH NO NAME    A-Cap
Cheddar Crooks       Asherdan
RumSodomyandtheLash    Judy
I Predict Theriot
Fightin' Phlogistons

I believe these last two teams belong to iron_felix and Turbo Ninja, but I don't know who's who.  Please update or correct as necessary.
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