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Author Topic: March 26 2008 - Now I'm Mrs. Potato Breasts and I'm married to God  (Read 4655 times)

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JorgeFabregas

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March 26 2008 - Now I'm Mrs. Potato Breasts and I'm married to God
« on: March 26, 2008, 06:54:37 pm »
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Re: March 26 2008 - Now I'm Mrs. Potato Breasts and I'm married to God
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2008, 07:15:54 pm »
I have two conflicting feelings on this strip:

1) fake boobs are gross

2) it's no like Molly hasn't died before so what's the big deal?
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Re: March 26 2008 - Now I'm Mrs. Potato Breasts and I'm married to God
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2008, 08:46:38 pm »
Why is everyone so afraid of taco colored breasts? I was never bothered by that, as long as the maize matches the curtains.
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Re: March 26 2008 - Now I'm Mrs. Potato Breasts and I'm married to God
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2008, 01:03:42 am »
We all know what taco colored breasts mean.

Liver disease.
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Re: March 26 2008 - Now I'm Mrs. Potato Breasts and I'm married to God
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2008, 02:10:00 am »
My girlfriend's previous boyfriend, the last straw was apparently when he offered to buy her breast enhancements and was genuinely serious despite her in no way wanting them.

I have had my moments of feculence in my life but that is just a Crap Dude.
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Re: March 26 2008 - Now I'm Mrs. Potato Breasts and I'm married to God
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2008, 02:51:57 am »
Alternate thread title:  "Naked hysterics in empty tub"

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Re: March 26 2008 - Now I'm Mrs. Potato Breasts and I'm married to God
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2008, 11:53:18 am »
I never would have thought that Roast Beef would think that breast implants were a not-gross thing.  Frankly I'm a little disappointed in him.
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Re: March 26 2008 - Now I'm Mrs. Potato Breasts and I'm married to God
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2008, 12:29:19 pm »
I don't even know if it's that. I think it's just that he knows he likes boobs so he thinks it natural that people will assume he would force his girlfriend to get a boob job. It's the worst possible outcome from the best starting point (boobs) so of course his brain goes directly to it.
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Re: March 26 2008 - Now I'm Mrs. Potato Breasts and I'm married to God
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2008, 06:05:36 pm »
My cousin bought his wife implants as a present.  She loves them.  Sometimes women love them.
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Re: March 26 2008 - Now I'm Mrs. Potato Breasts and I'm married to God
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2008, 09:00:20 pm »
Yes.  This is true. 

I am not one of those women, so don't get any ideas, Pedro. 
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Re: March 26 2008 - Now I'm Mrs. Potato Breasts and I'm married to God
« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2008, 09:21:04 pm »
Quote from: Pedro Picasso on March 27, 2008, 06:05:36 pm
Sometimes women love them.

My friend Tanya likes hers.  Who are we to judge?
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Re: March 26 2008 - Now I'm Mrs. Potato Breasts and I'm married to God
« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2008, 04:11:03 am »
Paul, have you lost a bunch more weight?  Because I notice you seem significantly lighter in your more recent photos. 

If so, congrats.  If not...well, nuts.  I'm bad at discerning this kind of thing; my mother could dye her hair chartreuse and it would take me a week to notice. 
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Re: March 26 2008 - Now I'm Mrs. Potato Breasts and I'm married to God
« Reply #12 on: March 28, 2008, 05:15:29 pm »
I'm on the side of not liking rubber tiddies, but the best argument I ever heard from fans of enhancements was one guy I met who said, " look, Corvettes are made of plastic..."
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Re: March 26 2008 - Now I'm Mrs. Potato Breasts and I'm married to God
« Reply #13 on: March 29, 2008, 05:13:04 am »
Quote from: Popegeorgeringo on March 28, 2008, 05:15:29 pm
one guy I met who said, " look, Corvettes are made of plastic..."
Their engines are made of aluminum.
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Re: March 26 2008 - Now I'm Mrs. Potato Breasts and I'm married to God
« Reply #14 on: March 29, 2008, 08:44:23 am »
So you're saying women should have aluminium breasts?

...

Sir, you are a genius.
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