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Author Topic: March 26 2008 - Now I'm Mrs. Potato Breasts and I'm married to God  (Read 4645 times)

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Re: March 26 2008 - Now I'm Mrs. Potato Breasts and I'm married to God
« Reply #15 on: March 29, 2008, 01:00:54 pm »
Quote from: oball on March 29, 2008, 08:44:23 am
So you're saying women should have aluminium breasts cans?
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Re: March 26 2008 - Now I'm Mrs. Potato Breasts and I'm married to God
« Reply #16 on: March 29, 2008, 03:13:55 pm »
Quote from: Doc on March 29, 2008, 01:00:54 pm
So you're saying women should have aluminiumbreasts cans?

You, sir, should have an aluminum can.  A tiny one, full of Dr. Pepper.
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Re: March 26 2008 - Now I'm Mrs. Potato Breasts and I'm married to God
« Reply #17 on: March 29, 2008, 07:28:08 pm »
Quote from: Popegeorgeringo on March 28, 2008, 05:15:29 pm
I'm on the side of not liking rubber tiddies, but the best argument I ever heard from fans of enhancements was one guy I met who said, " look, Corvettes are made of plastic..."

Yeah, but I don't want to fuck a corvette.
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Re: March 26 2008 - Now I'm Mrs. Potato Breasts and I'm married to God
« Reply #18 on: March 29, 2008, 07:48:42 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on March 29, 2008, 07:28:08 pm
Yeah, but I don't want to fuck a corvette.

I thought all of us wanted to fuck a Corvette.

Oh shit, we weren't supposed to tell that to the women, were we? Fuck. My bad.
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Re: March 26 2008 - Now I'm Mrs. Potato Breasts and I'm married to God
« Reply #19 on: March 30, 2008, 06:13:50 am »
Got to be a comedy bit hiding in here somewhere, something about how we all want to fuck our cars and what that says about dudes with certain Giant Vehicles.

But yeah, if I was a boy car, an there was a Corvette that was available...yeah. Mr. Haus dropped one of key bits that we guys know but don't talk about. Actually, I'm sure the girls know it too, but let us have our fun.
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Re: March 26 2008 - Now I'm Mrs. Potato Breasts and I'm married to God
« Reply #20 on: March 31, 2008, 04:39:50 pm »
Quote from: lprkn on March 30, 2008, 06:13:50 am
Got to be a comedy bit hiding in here somewhere...
Onstad has this covered, naturally
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