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Re: April 1st 2008 - catalogue of jokes
« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2008, 04:45:04 pm »
So awesome.
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Re: April 1st 2008 - catalogue of jokes
« Reply #16 on: April 02, 2008, 02:00:26 am »
Quote from: MrCB on April 01, 2008, 03:33:57 pm
I also have been dreaming of a similar thing.

I want to get an Eee (once the new model comes out) and make it look all retro and steampunk. I'm wondering if I could coat the body with gold foil, or if I could paint it with a metallic brass paint and then varnish the hell out of it.

Oooh an Eee would be perfect for this.
I wonder if a brass body would interfere with wireless networking.
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Re: April 1st 2008 - catalogue of jokes
« Reply #17 on: April 02, 2008, 01:30:37 pm »
Hmmm... I'm actually real good with tools and computer parts and such.  Should I maybe just not be lazy?  It seems like getting this guy to do it would be awesome and set me back a few grand.  I bookmarked his site in case I get less smart and think that having the coolest computer possible is more important than traveling to see friends.
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Re: April 1st 2008 - catalogue of jokes
« Reply #18 on: April 02, 2008, 09:52:54 pm »
I guess the message "Strips run T-F this week" was Onstad's April Fool's joke?
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Re: April 1st 2008 - catalogue of jokes
« Reply #19 on: April 02, 2008, 09:56:21 pm »
Perhaps he meant they would run on Tuesday and Friday.  Though the notation should be different.
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Re: April 1st 2008 - catalogue of jokes
« Reply #20 on: March 22, 2012, 02:34:42 pm »
Quote from: HudsonVC on April 01, 2008, 07:09:06 am

A sturdy little fellow, full of zip and dash
Ready to put the tobasco on any task
Chaps and lads from history
The 2008 Shorvis-Bishopthorpe Envaliant III
Soberly cased in good Dartmoor tin
A stout little punter, he's also a bit of a boffin
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These are ALMOST song lyrics.

Like they could be belted out at a footy match and end with "HEY HEY HEY HEY!!!"
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Re: April 1st 2008 - catalogue of jokes
« Reply #21 on: March 22, 2012, 04:13:00 pm »
I don't have anything to add to your comment, but I do want to voice my approval of your dredging up the old threads.
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Re: April 1st 2008 - catalogue of jokes
« Reply #22 on: March 22, 2012, 04:52:23 pm »
Thank you for reminding me to send my annual surprise gift to my spouse at his office for April Fool's Day.
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