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Author Topic: Rightclicking the Titpenis - OR - Hastily Documented Buggery -- April 4, 2008  (Read 1913 times)

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Rightclicking the Titpenis - OR - Hastily Documented Buggery -- April 4, 2008
« on: April 04, 2008, 08:57:39 pm »
The titles were about the best thing about this strip.  The English computer was what we'd been led to believe it'd be.

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Re: Rightclicking the Titpenis - OR - Hastily Documented Buggery -- April 4, 200
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2008, 09:00:16 pm »
So, is the we doin' this boast in the header a statement about actually releasing 4 strips for the week (however tardily), or about making a T-shirt with the "I prefer my buggery...hastily documented" phrase.
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Re: Rightclicking the Titpenis - OR - Hastily Documented Buggery -- April 4, 2008
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2008, 09:09:59 pm »
I think it means we'll actually see 4 strips. Also, tomorrow: chicken!

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Re: Rightclicking the Titpenis - OR - Hastily Documented Buggery -- April 4, 2008
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2008, 09:33:24 pm »
The Lulu Titlescorer says that "Rightclicking the Titpenis" only has a 44.2% chance of being a bestselling book title. I thought it sounded better than that.
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Re: Rightclicking the Titpenis - OR - Hastily Documented Buggery -- April 4, 2008
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2008, 09:45:45 pm »
I liked "The Choice is Yours, The Future is Now - Shrovis-Bishopthorpe", though it does make think of a British sort of racing car, built by men in cardigans who thoughtfully smoke pipes.
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Re: Rightclicking the Titpenis - OR - Hastily Documented Buggery -- April 4, 200
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2008, 10:06:51 pm »
Quote from: MrCB on April 04, 2008, 09:45:45 pm
I liked "The Choice is Yours, The Future is Now - Shrovis-Bishopthorpe", though it does make think of a British sort of racing car, built by men in cardigans who thoughtfully smoke pipes.

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Re: Rightclicking the Titpenis - OR - Hastily Documented Buggery -- April 4, 200
« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2008, 05:06:36 am »
The computer voice reminds me of those old commercials John Cleese used to do for Compaq.
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Re: Rightclicking the Titpenis - OR - Hastily Documented Buggery -- April 4, 200
« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2008, 01:38:01 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on April 04, 2008, 10:25:47 pm
Y'know, when I ask for more Cornelius Bear I don't mean the doodly parts where he's not being entertaining.

I think I just had a Cornelius/Shrovis moment when I clicked on the AIM icon under nDed's icon. Up pops an install window on my Mac telling me that...

"iChat AV redefines video conferencing. Again."

This did not read like John Cleese's voice to me. More like some aggressive VO for a slick, menacingly named Dodge vehicle, like the "Shadowknife."

"Dodge Shadowknife redefines twin cam fuel-injected luxury. Again. Pussy."
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