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Author Topic: 24 Apr 2008 - I'm Sorry I Freaked Out On Red Bull And Made You Call The Doctor  (Read 5703 times)

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24 Apr 2008 - I'm Sorry I Freaked Out On Red Bull And Made You Call The Doctor
« on: April 24, 2008, 05:17:00 pm »
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04242008

I could go for some of Beef's cards ... the 7-pack would probably come in handy during finals week.
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Re: 24 Apr 2008 - I'm Sorry I Freaked Out On Red Bull And Made You Call The Doctor
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2008, 05:22:43 pm »
On the birth of our third son? Our? And I thought that Easter cards were pointless and went unpurchased for years at a time.
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Re: 24 Apr 2008 - I'm Sorry I Freaked Out On Red Bull And Made You Call The Doctor
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2008, 05:49:50 pm »
I need "Thank you for a comic strip that made life worth living for a moment."
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Re: 24 Apr 2008 - I'm Sorry I Freaked Out On Red Bull And Made You Call The Doctor
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2008, 07:11:17 pm »
A gross of "I'm Sorry I Forgot All Kinds of Stuff About You; I Was Having a Panic Attack" cards would definitely improve my life for 144 days.
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Re: 24 Apr 2008 - I'm Sorry I Freaked Out On Red Bull And Made You Call The Doct
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2008, 07:14:23 pm »
I kind of like the name "Jaylen."  I suppose I would, though. 

Okay, everyone contribute a new card you'd like to give someone.  Mine would be (to Pedro):

Outside: Thanks for the wonderful life and all the mind-blowing sex. 

Inside: Also, you're welcome. 
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Re: 24 Apr 2008 - I'm Sorry I Freaked Out On Red Bull And Made You Call The Doct
« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2008, 10:30:41 pm »
"I'm Sorry I Made Plans For Us After You Made Plans For Us"

Recurring theme lately for this guy.
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Re: 24 Apr 2008 - I'm Sorry I Freaked Out On Red Bull And Made You Call The Doctor
« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2008, 10:47:20 pm »
I've forgotten all of your after-work plans, where they are, and who they're with. But it doesn't mean I don't care.

I'm sorry I don't like any bands that you liked first.
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Re: 24 Apr 2008 - I'm Sorry I Freaked Out On Red Bull And Made You Call The Doctor
« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2008, 10:51:20 pm »
I'm sorry I couldn't pick a place to eat and we ended up at the sports bar again.

(inside) I'm just tired of all the restaurants and we should cook something some time you know.
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Re: 24 Apr 2008 - I'm Sorry I Freaked Out On Red Bull And Made You Call The Doct
« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2008, 11:06:18 pm »
Just because sometimes I want a day where I see no-one and just play Football Manager and Oblivion and watch Match of the Day and wear a dressing gown without getting changed and eat cereal and sleep does not mean I love you any less, my darling.

I am now shown up for the terrible waste of man that I am
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I am sorry for my behaviour last night.

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Re: 24 Apr 2008 - I'm Sorry I Freaked Out On Red Bull And Made You Call The Doct
« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2008, 12:08:45 am »
I'm sorry I said you added nothing to my life and left you.  That was the depression talking.


This is a frightening strip.  Roast Beefs cards are all of my relationships.
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Re: 24 Apr 2008 - I'm Sorry I Freaked Out On Red Bull And Made You Call The Doct
« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2008, 01:14:56 am »
Thanks for not getting horrifically drunk last night.

Sorry for getting horrifically drunk last night. Inside: Please disregard anything I said after 11pm and anything my hands did near you or your girlfriend.

I think its best that you not come over my house for awhile. Inside: (Bill for furniture repair and carpet cleaning)


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Re: 24 Apr 2008 - I'm Sorry I Freaked Out On Red Bull And Made You Call The Doct
« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2008, 02:17:05 am »
"Sorry for blowing off your party to basically sit at home by myself."

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Re: 24 Apr 2008 - I'm Sorry I Freaked Out On Red Bull And Made You Call The Doctor
« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2008, 02:37:12 am »
Outside:  "Thanks for being a great kid!"

Inside:  "Now stop running around the house in those awful plastic high heels shouting that you're Bindi the Jungle Girl!  Christ, can you calm down for like five frickin' minutes?!?"
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Re: 24 Apr 2008 - I'm Sorry I Freaked Out On Red Bull And Made You Call The Doct
« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2008, 10:04:11 am »
Outside: 'I'm very sorry that I disparaged your ethnicity.'

Inside: 'On doing more research it appears that even the most conservative theologians now do not subscribe to the 'Curse of Ham' theory.'

Alternate inside: 'I didn't get a chance to mention that I think you people have great music and excellent rhythm.'
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Re: 24 Apr 2008 - I'm Sorry I Freaked Out On Red Bull And Made You Call The Doct
« Reply #14 on: April 25, 2008, 12:10:36 pm »
Quote from: carlosdelvaca on April 25, 2008, 02:37:12 am
Outside:  "Thanks for being a great kid!"

Inside:  "Now stop running around the house in those awful plastic high heels shouting that you're Bindi the Jungle Girl!  Christ, can you calm down for like five frickin' minutes?!?"

Carlos wins this thread.
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