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7 May 2008 - you know... orally?
« on: May 07, 2008, 11:00:10 am »
If Dan Savage is to be believed, oral should come standard on any model.  If Beef does like it... you know... orally, I don't really think that makes him a kinky boy. 

I have complete faith in Roast Beef to fend off the advances of this potentially engagement-destroying succubus. 

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Re: 7 May 2008 - you know... orally?
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2008, 11:50:12 am »
Beef could never be so lucky to actually score with a lady.

Actually I'm not sure what to expect, usually Roast Beef's life is good despite his outlook, something going terrible wrong for him when he's feeling good is new and scary.
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Re: 7 May 2008 - you know... orally?
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2008, 12:24:43 pm »
Nooooo!
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Re: 7 May 2008 - you know... orally?
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2008, 12:32:10 pm »
Call me mad, but for some reason, I think she might be a transvestite.
Probably the big hair.
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Re: 7 May 2008 - you know... orally?
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2008, 12:55:45 pm »
Quote from: Caustic Armadillo on May 07, 2008, 12:32:10 pm
Call me mad, but for some reason, I think she might be a transvestite.
Probably the big hair.

The hair is pretty bad. And the gloves are a little freaky, too.
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Re: 7 May 2008 - you know... orally?
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2008, 01:04:47 pm »
Part of me is all "Go on, Beef, get you a fine and easy BJ."

The other part is all, "Certain disaster is to come of this."
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Re: 7 May 2008 - you know... orally?
« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2008, 01:05:37 pm »
Beef's a smart fella, but he seems to be unaware that she is only interested in his fat... wallet.
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Re: 7 May 2008 - you know... orally?
« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2008, 01:32:23 pm »
So when this started I figured, Beef is imaging how his future fame will go, and because it's Beef, ruin his life. But who can argue with sloppy blow jobs? Unless of course Molly walks in for no apparent reason.
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Re: 7 May 2008 - you know... orally?
« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2008, 01:36:14 pm »
Beef has rippling biceps from creating greeting cards. This simply has to be a hallucination of some sort, or a dream.
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Re: 7 May 2008 - you know... orally?
« Reply #9 on: May 07, 2008, 01:42:49 pm »
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Re: 7 May 2008 - you know... orally?
« Reply #10 on: May 07, 2008, 01:48:08 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on May 07, 2008, 01:32:23 pm
So when this started I figured, Beef is imaging how his future fame will go, and because it's Beef, ruin his life.

Oh actually yeah.
This totally makes more sense.
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Re: 7 May 2008 - you know... orally?
« Reply #11 on: May 07, 2008, 02:48:58 pm »
I think Ray will somehow come in to save him just as he is about to get his life ruined, but it will somehow send him into a tailspin anyway.

Also, I wonder why a worrier such as Beef is not AT ALL worried (externally at least) about cheating on his main lady?
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Re: 7 May 2008 - you know... orally?
« Reply #12 on: May 07, 2008, 02:51:34 pm »
RUMJAY, I LOVE YOU LADY! Is you a college graduate now?
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Re: 7 May 2008 - you know... orally?
« Reply #13 on: May 07, 2008, 03:02:54 pm »
Aw, Now-Anarcho-Capitalist! I love you too. I am about a week away from being a college graduate, but both of my major projects are done, so once I am done being mysteriously sick, I am ready to have some FUN!! Are you a college graduate yet?
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Re: 7 May 2008 - you know... orally?
« Reply #14 on: May 07, 2008, 04:11:48 pm »
Augh. More primo j/o material for the furries at work out there.
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