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Author Topic: May 23, 2008 - Hopeugrin  (Read 4999 times)

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May 23, 2008 - Hopeugrin
« on: May 23, 2008, 10:51:34 am »
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Re: May 23, 2008 - Hopeugrin
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2008, 11:21:34 am »
I am glad there is no homily, and I'm not even invited.
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Re: May 23, 2008 - Hopeugrin
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2008, 11:33:29 am »
Where can I get some of that Hopeugrin, dammit?
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Re: May 23, 2008 - Hopeugrin
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2008, 12:45:43 pm »
Officiant plugs his bar is my favorite part. That plus no homily/candle ceremony.

So the reception will be a blowout at Ray's, then?
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Re: May 23, 2008 - Hopeugrin
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2008, 01:36:33 pm »
His Pill Minder seems to be a lot more feature-rich than his Eggs and Milk Minder. Beef, your skills, they are improving.
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Re: May 23, 2008 - Hopeugrin
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2008, 02:58:42 pm »
Beef and Molly can have one hell of a honeymoon on proceeds from the sale of a '59 Les Paul. . . should have known Ray had one of those under the bed.

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Re: May 23, 2008 - Hopeugrin
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2008, 03:57:08 pm »
I, too, need a prescription for Hopeugrin and Relaxofan.  Onstad gets extra points for "Worst Man" and poor Teodor as the Maid of Honor. 

I notice that Pat is not in the wedding party. Could there be.. TROUBLES? 
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Re: May 23, 2008 - Hopeugrin
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2008, 04:43:40 pm »
As a Future Married Person who is also designing all the paperwork for our wedding, I wish this free cartoon had been published in February, before I wasted time, energy and space on making everything on a separate piece of paper.
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Re: May 23, 2008 - Hopeugrin
« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2008, 04:48:44 pm »
Percoset?
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Re: May 23, 2008 - Hopeugrin
« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2008, 05:17:04 pm »
Quote from: Cap'n Squeakers on May 23, 2008, 03:57:08 pm
I, too, need a prescription for Hopeugrin and Relaxofan.  Onstad gets extra points for "Worst Man" and poor Teodor as the Maid of Honor. 

I notice that Pat is not in the wedding party. Could there be.. TROUBLES? 

Neither is Lyle. 

Or Showbiz. 
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Re: May 23, 2008 - Hopeugrin
« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2008, 05:21:54 pm »
Quote from: jay-ell on May 23, 2008, 05:17:04 pm
Neither is Lyle. 
Yes, but Pat is a dick. 

Quote from: jay-ell on May 23, 2008, 05:17:04 pm
Or Showbiz. 
An excellent point.  I guess he will miss out on bridesmaids (Teodor?) lezzin' it up on tequila.
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Re: May 23, 2008 - Hopeugrin
« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2008, 05:41:26 pm »
oh man, a 59 sunburst les paul, what a great thing to auction off at your wedding.

personally, I have always wanted this certain Les Paul that I have only seen Bob Marley with.
Except maybe a little darker, like more of a brown than a red. I don't know why, but a wood-grain LP seems like a really good Basic Rock Music guitar. So, you know, if my band sells lots of albums in the imaginary future, I will buy such a thing.

Until then I will stick with my really nice, awesome, blue guitar. Which, awesomely, now costs half of what I paid for it.
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Re: May 23, 2008 - Hopeugrin
« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2008, 07:06:37 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on May 23, 2008, 05:41:26 pm
personally, I have always wanted this certain Les Paul that I have only seen Bob Marley with.

Looks like a Les Paul Special with a metal plate around the pickup selector.
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Re: May 23, 2008 - Hopeugrin
« Reply #13 on: May 23, 2008, 07:20:46 pm »
Pat's boycotting all weddings till gay people have the right to marry.
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Re: May 23, 2008 - Hopeugrin
« Reply #14 on: May 23, 2008, 07:23:47 pm »
Quote from: wombat on May 23, 2008, 07:20:46 pm
Pat's boycotting all weddings till gay people have the right to marry.

Then his boycott ended last week, but I'm sure Pat still isn't happy.

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