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[Arachno-capitalist]

Do you live or work with someone? Then you know how handy it can be to have a box of these around. Blank inside, which leaves plenty of room for you to expound.

http://www.achewood.com/shop/beef_cards.php

I feel like I can make these myself for cheaper.

[Golfhaus]

Yeah... I was kinda surprised an industrious TOUAMB newbie didn't make his or her first post a link to a set of PDFs they made of DIY Beef cards.

[wombat]

What the hell, people. Paying actual money for a card that you're going to send instead of writing a real letter or actually speaking to a person - that's how you show you care.

[Death Ray]

I'm sorry, but I'm not buying any man-to-man cards that aren't at least bufferd by the delightful artwork of Sandra Boynton.

[Ruta Bagas]

What the hell, people. Paying actual money for a card that you're going to send instead of writing a real letter or actually speaking to a person - that's how you show you care.

Of course, you can always buy a card and write in it at length as though it were an actual letter, and then you get the best of both worlds and your loved one still has something pretty to put on their mantelpiece for the duration of the unspecified period of festivity. Like the cat said, plenty of room to expound.

That said, I bought my girlfriend a birthday card the other month solely on the basis that it had a little pull-out tab that made a rocket ship fly across the front, only to discover that it was gloss finished all over and I had to carve my message on it with the pen nib. At moments like that I almost wish I did just write "Dear X love from Mark xxx".

[Arachno-capitalist]

"Dear X love from Mark xxx".

Dear Mr. Marx,
Sorry for fuck*ng that thing of yours up so bad and making alive people become dead people.
-Hope were still dudes,
 Stalin and Lenin

[lprkn]

Dear Ilyich and Josef,
'sokay, I have other things to worry about since they got me sharin' an apartment with Ayn Rand here in philosophers' hell. It is not pleasant for either of us.
-Later
 Karl

[jay-ell]

I'm sorry, but I'm not buying any man-to-man cards that aren't at least bufferd by the delightful artwork of Sandra Boynton.

I love Sandra Boynton, and her children's books delight me and my children.  One day I was reading one -- or maybe listening to the Dog Train CD -- and realized that her writing style somehow reminds me of Wombat's. 

Now I love her more. 

[wombat]

I didn't know she had children's books and CDs. Obviously I need to look into this.

[AlohaDawg]

I love Sandra Boynton, and her children's books delight me and my children.  One day I was reading one -- or maybe listening to the Dog Train CD -- and realized that her writing style somehow reminds me of Wombat's. 

Now I love her more. 

You DO have "The Philadelphia Chickens" book and CD, right?

[jay-ell]

Yes.  Also, Rhinoceros Tap. 

We loves us some Boynton.