Actually, my most quotable quotes are:
"Head in the gutter, body in this room. Head in the gutter, body in this room. Head in the gutter, body in this room," Uttered by the folks I volunteered with at the HIV clinic as a sort of mantra, and used by one as her msn sig. This started because I got sick of all the clients getting giddy and unfocused just because I let them be as dirty as they want to be without censoring or shock, or would join in the dirtiness without batting an eye. The chatting would start and I would just start chanting this to myself quietly until they all quieted down, but now it's like... an actual meditation that they all join in on when I do it.
and
"I jack-off to the thought of hurting you." Which is a line from my current play, which the director is using with different intonations at every possible opportunity. Today it was suggested that this be posted in large letters over my desk at the children's theatre so that I will be sitting there with a kid, all trying to comfort him and get him to stop crying, with those words looming over me. Today I personally suggested putting this in quotes on the posters with the name of everybody's least favorite critic proceeding it.