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10th June 2008 - Out of control like Sammy Hagar
« on: June 10, 2008, 04:08:53 am »
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=06102008

Yay! That character's back! (identity of that character not indicated to allow anyone seeing this first the joy of figuring it out for themselves, as I did)
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Re: 10th June 2008 - Out of control like Sammy Hagar
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2008, 04:14:52 am »
Success! Its like getting your name printed in the Society pages for drunk people.

Next week...
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Guy at my watering hole: "Acap, why do you keep coming to Jack's?They just serve shitty burgers and happen to have beers on tap."
Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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Re: 10th June 2008 - Out of control like Sammy Hagar
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2008, 04:42:31 am »
Man, the Achewood reporters, police, and bartenders must be pretty bored in order to report someone for admitting to not being able to plan a hospital.  I hesitate to think what they would make of my admission last weekend of not being very fond of hot-air hand dryers.   I'm worse than Hitler!
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Re: 10th June 2008 - Out of control like Sammy Hagar
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2008, 05:10:46 am »
I had my suspicions about who it was, and was proven right.

Also, I am glad that you chose the correct thread title.
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Re: 10th June 2008 - Out of control like Sammy Hagar
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2008, 07:05:03 am »
I often fit the description of a miscreant wearing headphones, but I have never been known to knock over iced coffees.
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Re: 10th June 2008 - Out of control like Sammy Hagar
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2008, 12:37:54 pm »
Quote from: Cap'n Squeakers on June 10, 2008, 04:42:31 am
  I hesitate to think what they would make of my admission last weekend of not being very fond of hot-air hand dryers. 

Oooo, OOOOO, you... you hooligan!
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Re: 10th June 2008 - Out of control like Sammy Hagar
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2008, 04:28:41 pm »
Quote from: Cap'n Squeakers on June 10, 2008, 04:42:31 am
Man, the Achewood reporters, police, and bartenders must be pretty bored in order to report someone for admitting to not being able to plan a hospital.  I hesitate to think what they would make of my admission last weekend of not being very fond of hot-air hand dryers.   I'm worse than Hitler!

We take vegetable mixing very seriously round these parts, mister. Very seriously.
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Re: 10th June 2008 - Out of control like Sammy Hagar
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2008, 05:28:23 pm »
The button mushrooms into the bell peppers is pretty tame - I mean, one of these things is clearly not the other.  Cucumbers into zucchini though....deviltry!
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Re: 10th June 2008 - Out of control like Sammy Hagar
« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2008, 05:29:55 pm »
Plantains in the bananas. That would be some fun.
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Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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Re: 10th June 2008 - Out of control like Sammy Hagar
« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2008, 06:12:59 pm »
I'd leave him in there until the day after. I know Beef wouldn't do that though. Knowing what Showbiz will do, Beef will bail him out anyway, because that's the way life is.
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Re: 10th June 2008 - Out of control like Sammy Hagar
« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2008, 12:33:14 am »
Quote from: Asherdan on June 10, 2008, 07:20:18 pm
But hey, if Beef bails out the 'Biz maybe we can hold out for the last minute reprieve of that bitch Molly playing the old salami game with the 'Biz as her last fling and having it take her all the way to Vegas for a real wedding surprise.

And leave us a crushed and spindled and mutilated Beef for our entertainment as lifes little punching bag.

Eh... I dunno. If I was running the book, my odds would be:

Molly hooking up with Showbiz: 1000/1
Molly hooking up with Ray (sober Ray): 10000/1
Molly hooking up with Ray (drunk Ray): 50/1
Molly hooking up with Teodor: 5/2

Then again, I also have The Molly/Beef Wedding Not Reaching Completion at even money.
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Re: 10th June 2008 - Out of control like Sammy Hagar
« Reply #11 on: June 11, 2008, 12:53:34 am »
My chip's on one of them getting shot.
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Re: 10th June 2008 - Out of control like Sammy Hagar
« Reply #12 on: June 11, 2008, 01:04:06 am »
Oh God, can't they just have a nice wedding and live happily ever after?

Yeah. I know. But a girl can dream, can't she?

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Re: 10th June 2008 - Out of control like Sammy Hagar
« Reply #13 on: June 11, 2008, 03:06:40 am »
Quote from: Golfhaus on June 11, 2008, 12:33:14 am
Then again, I also have The Molly/Beef Wedding Not Reaching Completion at even money.

I'd just like to remind everyone about my observation from last year that Molly and Lie Bot have never appeared in the same strip.  I believe that remains true today.

Also... observe (after you've de-filtered the URLs):
www.ohno#####.com/index.pl?comic=636&s=Owp&search=Find
www.ohno#####.com/index.pl?comic=636&s=Awp&search=Find

You heard it here first.
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Re: 10th June 2008 - Out of control like Sammy Hagar
« Reply #14 on: June 11, 2008, 05:58:28 am »
look for the roller skate
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