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[wombat]

http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=06302008

Perhaps not the best thread title in this strip, but something I often wonder myself.

Like why do I read a comic that is so SAD? The last thing I need in life is MORE SAD.

[Golfhaus]

I was going to go with "I'm gonna tinker with myself 'til I say only promises," personally.

I didn't have a bachelor party, on account of living in a different state at the time. Looking back, this was probably for the best.

[wombat]

yes, that was the other possibility.

Also: I see that Aveda sells Humectant Pomade and Anti-Humectant Pomade.  What happens if they meet?

[nDed]

yes, that was the other possibility.

Also: I see that Aveda sells Humectant Pomade and Anti-Humectant Pomade.  What happens if they meet?

They annihilate each other and their combined mass is converted into energy? Aveda could start development on humectant/anti-humectant collision drives.

[jaydub]

God, this reads like every party I ever planned.  Excepting my wedding, thankfully - but I attribute that to my wife's presence.  I'm planning a birthday party now (for me); so far my uncle has declined, my best friend since knucklehead times has opened the Evite, but not replied (ditto for my dad), and one of my brothers hasn't checked his email for a week.  I'd worry about his health, but it turns out he's one of those people who could apparently carry on living if the Internet disappeared tomorrow.

[connorbd]

You know, the way things were going I figured Teodor would be the first person to piss everyone off with being emo. But Beef... he's in full-blown meltdown mode, and no one wants to be around him except Ray. Been there done that. It sucks.

Beef being Beef, of course, most of this is understandable. Most. But what he did to Teodor is borderline unforgiveable.

[CortJstr]

This is what I would imagine my bachelor party being like. Except I wouldn't know what a humectant was and I have no idea who would even be planning it.

[Arachno-capitalist]

Or end up googling "humectant " to see if theres anything in it i can get high on.... like drinking sterno.

[AugustWest]

*weeps*

[littlefallsmets]

Aveda could start development on humectant/anti-humectant collision drives.

I feel the same way about Dayquil and Nyquil.

[Cap'n Squeakers]

Beef being Beef, of course, most of this is understandable. Most. But what he did to Teodor is borderline unforgiveable.

No way, it was totally Teodor's fault.  he blew up first, he was the one slamming Beef's family, and after all, whose wedding is it anyway? Not Teodor's.

I am defending the honor of a talking cat in his argument with an alive stuffed animal.  It is time to stick my head in the oven.

[connorbd]

No way, it was totally Teodor's fault.  he blew up first, he was the one slamming Beef's family, and after all, whose wedding is it anyway? Not Teodor's.

I am defending the honor of a talking cat in his argument with an alive stuffed animal.  It is time to stick my head in the oven.

That doesn't make Beef any less an ungrateful jerkass. He and Teodor are, as we're discovering, two of a kind; it's just that Teodor puts on the brave front while Beef wears it on his sleeve. Beef fucked up be refusing to be grateful for a good friend's best efforts, even if it wasn't his sort of thing.

And let's see where that leaves him -- Ray, who is hosting and is sort of oblivious; Lyle, who couldn't care less; Philippe, who is way, way too young; Pat, who would have to top for Rod even if Rod wasn't a bottom because he's already got a pole shoved up his ass; Todd, who nobody ever wants around anyway; and Nice Pete, who is of low mind (infernally so). And we already know Cornelius, Emeril, and Spongebath won't be there for whatever reason. No, unless Ramses Luther and Ghost O' Molly's Dad can show Beef a good time like he's never seen, Beef's SOL. And evidently that hasn't come to pass, as we see in the last panels.

[Doc]

Pat, who would have to top for Rod even if Rod wasn't a bottom because he's already got a pole shoved up his ass;

Beef's misery aside, cann'd for this.

[wombat]

I am defending the honor of a talking cat in his argument with an alive stuffed animal.  It is time to stick my head in the oven.

Here's a can before you go.

[MrCB]

A cat such as Roast Beef is only meant to know happiness for as long as it takes to hurt him.