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Snake c*ck
« on: July 09, 2008, 03:23:33 am »
Snakes, unrelated to cats in any real way, have 2 independent c*ckes.  Only one of which is used for mating. They are barbed, and the barbs only retract once the mating has been sure to complete. This can take up to twenty hours. It is for these reasons that the snake c*ck + testicles and all is included in some asian liquors for virility. Im talking straight up extracted testes+c*ckes sitting in the liquor.
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Re: Snake c*ck
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2008, 04:21:25 am »
I like the idea that this topic is actually about snake cakes, and there being two different kinds of snake cakes.
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Re: Snake c*ck
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2008, 02:14:27 pm »
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Re: Snake c*ck
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2008, 04:20:03 pm »
This thread is making me hungry for snack cakes.
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Re: Snake c*ck
« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2008, 12:38:45 pm »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on July 09, 2008, 03:23:33 am
Snakes, unrelated to cats in any real way, have 2 independent c*ckes.  Only one of which is used for mating. They are barbed, and the barbs only retract once the mating has been sure to complete. This can take up to twenty hours. It is for these reasons that the snake c*ck + testicles and all is included in some asian liquors for virility. Im talking straight up extracted testes+c*ckes sitting in the liquor.


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Re: Snake c*ck
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2008, 01:01:04 pm »
Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on July 10, 2008, 12:38:45 pm

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Whoah, two independent assholes too?

Man, it's got be all bone-bone, bone-bone, bone-bone with the gay snakes.
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Re: Snake c*ck
« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2008, 11:02:15 pm »
I understand the earwig also has two c*ckes. The second one being a backup in case the first one snaps off.
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Re: Snake c*ck
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2008, 08:23:13 pm »
One can never be prepared enough.
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Re: Snake c*ck
« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2008, 04:19:25 pm »
my across-the-hall-buddy (i get called out when I call him my roommate) is going to get a chameleon. They have two c*ckes.
My ex had a chameleon, and thought it was very injured, because there was this THING sticking out of it. Come to find out, it was his c*ck. Which was permanently erect due to a problem.
She had to lubricate him regularly. But that didn't help, so they removed his c*ck. Oof.
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Re: Snake c*ck
« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2008, 04:29:41 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on August 26, 2008, 04:19:25 pm
my across-the-hall-buddy (i get called out when I call him my roommate) is going to get a chameleon. They have two c*ckes.
My ex had a chameleon, and thought it was very injured, because there was this THING sticking out of it. Come to find out, it was his c*ck. Which was permanently erect due to a problem.
She had to lubricate him regularly. But that didn't help, so they removed his c*ck. Oof.

That's sad. I'll let her lubricate me regularly. Hey-o!
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Re: Snake c*ck
« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2008, 04:36:02 pm »
yeah. My theory is that that experience made her decide that you should never, EVER touch a c*ck.
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Re: Snake c*ck
« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2008, 04:51:22 pm »
Perhaps, like a butterflies wing, when you touch a cock it rubs the dust off, which prevents the cock from ever flying again.
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Re: Snake c*ck
« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2008, 04:58:20 pm »
Quote from: smick on August 26, 2008, 04:51:22 pm
Perhaps, like a butterflies wing, when you touch a cock it rubs the dust off, which prevents the cock from ever flying again.

Personally I'm fine with cocks not flying around on their own. I don't want to have to bat them away from me while out walking and I certainly don't want to see one splat on my windshield at 65mph.
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Re: Snake c*ck
« Reply #13 on: August 26, 2008, 06:51:44 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on August 26, 2008, 04:58:20 pm
Personally I'm fine with cocks not flying around on their own. I don't want to have to bat them away from me while out walking and I certainly don't want to see one splat on my windshield at 65mph.
Are you...are you talking about this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dq_-Gf9rXhE
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Re: Snake c*ck
« Reply #14 on: August 26, 2008, 06:58:31 pm »
Id hope that my body guards would be quicker to react to a suspicious object flying towards me.
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Guy at my watering hole: "Acap, why do you keep coming to Jack's?They just serve shitty burgers and happen to have beers on tap."
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