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10th July 2008 - You are havink such DICKNESS Lie Bot!
« on: July 10, 2008, 09:59:22 pm »
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=07102008

It just gets better and better. Even Chucklebot is there!
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Re: 10th July 2008 - You are havink such DICKNESS Lie Bot!
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2008, 10:12:34 pm »
 Pope Todd is here with Claes Oldenburg's cigarette.
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Re: 10th July 2008 - You are havink such DICKNESS Lie Bot!
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2008, 10:17:39 pm »
I for one would not mourn if Taffy took his new friend home with him.
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Re: 10th July 2008 - You are havink such DICKNESS Lie Bot!
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2008, 10:24:25 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on July 10, 2008, 10:17:08 pm
Is Philippe trying or what?

I cannot wait for him to inevitably wet himself during the ceremony, be scolded by Mr. Bear, and run crying into the bushes.  SUffer, you little otter!  Suffer for my amusement!
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Re: 10th July 2008 - You are havink such DICKNESS Lie Bot!
« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2008, 10:54:08 pm »
"I Kick Men's Asses And I Vote".

I... like this bumper sticker.
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Re: 10th July 2008 - You are havink such DICKNESS Lie Bot!
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2008, 11:55:24 pm »
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Re: 10th July 2008 - You are havink such DICKNESS Lie Bot!
« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2008, 11:57:27 pm »
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Guy at my watering hole: "Acap, why do you keep coming to Jack's?They just serve shitty burgers and happen to have beers on tap."
Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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Re: 10th July 2008 - You are havink such DICKNESS Lie Bot!
« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2008, 12:09:29 am »
Quote from: oball on July 10, 2008, 11:55:24 pm
We have seen the bumper sticker before.

Clearly I'm no longer needed here.

And yes, Molly's neck is way messed up. Not to mention her arms and basically everything but her head looks weird compared to normal. Did she starve herself to look good?

What the hell is going on behind Pat?
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Re: 10th July 2008 - You are havink such DICKNESS Lie Bot!
« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2008, 12:27:10 am »
You're not even looking, fucker!
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Re: 10th July 2008 - You are havink such DICKNESS Lie Bot!
« Reply #9 on: July 11, 2008, 12:35:11 am »
Quote from: CortJstr on July 11, 2008, 12:09:29 am

 Did she starve herself to look good?


That was my take on it.  I think she looks good.
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Re: 10th July 2008 - You are havink such DICKNESS Lie Bot!
« Reply #10 on: July 11, 2008, 12:37:30 am »
Quote from: AugustWest on July 11, 2008, 12:35:11 am
That was my take on it.  I think she looks good.

I tihink she looks like Princess Leia from the final scene in Star Wars.  But I say that about everybody.
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Re: 10th July 2008 - You are havink such DICKNESS Lie Bot!
« Reply #11 on: July 11, 2008, 12:43:41 am »
Where is Teodor Onstad asks.  Where is Roast Beef is a better question.
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Re: 10th July 2008 - You are havink such DICKNESS Lie Bot!
« Reply #12 on: July 11, 2008, 12:55:44 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on July 11, 2008, 12:43:41 am
Where is Teodor Onstad asks.  Where is Roast Beef is a better question.
Hopefully with Nightlife Mingus getting greened up.

Quote from: AugustWest on July 11, 2008, 12:35:11 am
That was my take on it.  I think she looks good.
You think women look good when they starve themselves, is that what you're saying here? That you think women should starve themselves to look good for you?
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Guy at my watering hole: "Acap, why do you keep coming to Jack's?They just serve shitty burgers and happen to have beers on tap."
Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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Re: 10th July 2008 - You are havink such DICKNESS Lie Bot!
« Reply #13 on: July 11, 2008, 01:44:04 am »
Quote from: CortJstr on July 11, 2008, 12:09:29 am
What the hell is going on behind Pat?

That would be the autumn sons performing physical antics for the additional diversion of the guests, as they were ordered to by Molly's father in the previous strip.
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Re: 10th July 2008 - You are havink such DICKNESS Lie Bot!
« Reply #14 on: July 11, 2008, 02:01:10 am »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on July 11, 2008, 12:55:44 am
You think women look good when they starve themselves, is that what you're saying here? That you think women should starve themselves to look good for you?

Yeah, that's precisely what I meant.
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